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(Light-Heavyweight) Kumar Onyango defeated Thaarkalack The Imposter by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Friday, July 01, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Kumar Onyango!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Thaarkalack The Imposter!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Thaarkalack throws a hook to the temple, but Onyango ties him up.
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+Thaarkalack stuns Onyango with a pair of mean feints to the mouth. Onyango quickly recovers.
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+Thaarkalack attacks with a nasty combination to the chest.
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-Thaarkalack throws a volley of left combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Thaarkalack tries a flurry of right feints to the face, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack launches a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Onyango takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 11 of 33 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 10-9


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thaarkalack tosses a nice left to the mouth.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a left jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Onyango takes it in the forearms.
-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Onyango quickly backs away.
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+Onyango connects with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 20-18


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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+Onyango lands a straight right to the mouth.
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-Thaarkalack throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Thaarkalack shakes Onyango with a furious uppercut to the head!
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Onyango ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 30-27


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Onyango tags Thaarkalack with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Thaarkalack lands a solid jab to the eye!!
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Onyango leaps aside.
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+Thaarkalack hits Onyango with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Thaarkalack launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Onyango blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 40-36


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Onyango takes charge with a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack throws a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Onyango covers himself well.
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-Thaarkalack tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Onyango steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 50-45


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Onyango suprises Thaarkalack with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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-Thaarkalack throws a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Thaarkalack probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Onyango covers himself well.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a barrage of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Thaarkalack punches Onyango with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 60-54


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Onyango lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Thaarkalack attacks with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Onyango escapes.
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+Thaarkalack throws a glancing left to the chin. Onyango gets mad!
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Thaarkalack tries a cross to the chest, but Onyango quickly backs away.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 12 of 55 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 70-63


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack fires a straight right to the chest, but Onyango blocks.
+Onyango slams Thaarkalack with a glancing hook to the temple.
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-Thaarkalack fires a right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Thaarkalack launches a straight right to the mouth, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
-Thaarkalack throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Onyango backs out of it.
-Thaarkalack paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango blocks.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Onyango stays away from it.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Onyango steps aside.
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+Thaarkalack hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 9 of 52 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 80-72


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

+Onyango lands a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Thaarkalack shakes his head to clear it.
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-Thaarkalack throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Thaarkalack throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Onyango hits Thaarkalack with a series of punches to the temple. Thaarkalack sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Thaarkalack paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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-Thaarkalack paws a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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-Thaarkalack tries a jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack paws a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Thaarkalack throws a stiff jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 57 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 90-81


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack attempts a straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Thaarkalack paws a volley of punches to the nose, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Onyango ducks.
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-Thaarkalack tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Onyango attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Thaarkalack sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Onyango sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Thaarkalack starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Kumar Onyango wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9

Kumar Onyango wins by a technical knockout!