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(Featherweight) The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris defeated lmayonaise by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, June 29, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is lmayonaise!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lmayonaise lands a strong right to the nose!
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+Norris wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Norris throws a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Lmayonaise ignores it.
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-Norris fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Lmayonaise beats a hasty retreat.
-Norris attacks with a right left to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Norris smacks Lmayonaise with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Lmayonaise sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Norris throws a right straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Norris launches a right straight right to the temple, but Lmayonaise hides behind his gloves.
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+Norris throws a barrage of loud blows to the stomach!
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+Norris pummels Lmayonaise with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 7 of 9 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 25 of 50 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 10-9


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Norris fires a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Lmayonaise seems wobbly!
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-Norris lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Norris lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Lmayonaise doesn't seem bothered.
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+Norris hits with a series of furious punches to the mouth. Lmayonaise hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Norris lunges with a jab to the chin, but Lmayonaise backs out of it.
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+Lmayonaise tosses a volley of stinging blows to the eye!!
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-Norris throws a volley of punches to the head, but Lmayonaise leaps aside.
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-Norris attempts a right straight right to the temple, but Lmayonaise steps aside.
+Norris whacks Lmayonaise with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Norris charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 6 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 23 of 47 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 20-18


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris attempts a left left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Norris tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise escapes.
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-Norris throws a jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Norris lands a solid jab to the solar plexus. Lmayonaise beats a hasty retreat.
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+Norris hits with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Norris lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Norris tries a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Lmayonaise hits Norris with a barrage of hard shots to the jaw! Norris quickly recovers.
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-Norris charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 7 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 19 of 43 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 30-27


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a series of powerful punches to the ribs!!
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+Lmayonaise connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw!! Norris is hurt!
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-Norris lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise narrowly avoids it
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-Norris lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lmayonaise ducks.
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-Norris attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise deftly avoits it.
-Norris lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Norris attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 16 of 47 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 40-36


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Norris throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Lmayonaise narrowly avoids it
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Lmayonaise pounds Norris with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Norris thumps Lmayonaise with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Norris throws a flurry of punches to the ribs. Lmayonaise falls against the ropes!
-Norris throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lmayonaise escapes.
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-Norris attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Lmayonaise takes it in the forearms.
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-Norris probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Norris throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 18 of 49 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 50-45


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Norris staggers Lmayonaise with a stinging cross to the ribs.
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+Norris lashes out with a series of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Norris attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Norris connects with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Norris throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise steps aside and laughs.
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-Norris tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Norris lunges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Lmayonaise wakes up the fans with a solid roundhouse to the face. Norris sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 7 of 7 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 16 of 43 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 60-54


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris tries to land a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Lmayonaise blocks.
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+Lmayonaise tosses a flurry of light shots to the mouth.
+Norris drills Lmayonaise with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Norris throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Norris attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Norris probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Lmayonaise leaps aside.
-Norris lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lmayonaise narrowly avoids it
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+Norris annoys Lmayonaise with a series of punches to the stomach. Lmayonaise quickly recovers.
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-Norris tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a pair of off balance punches to the chest!
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+Norris fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Lmayonaise retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 17 of 44 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 70-63


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Norris attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but Lmayonaise quickly backs away.
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-Norris tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Lmayonaise ducks.
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-Norris attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lmayonaise blocks.
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-Norris attacks with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Lmayonaise blocks.
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-Norris throws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Lmayonaise leaps aside.
-Norris probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Norris charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Lmayonaise deftly avoits it.
+Norris annoys Lmayonaise with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Lmayonaise wakes up the fans with a strong right to the solar plexus! Norris shakes his head to clear it.
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+Norris stuns Lmayonaise with a pair of loud punches to the ribs. Lmayonaise hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Norris attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Norris attacks with a solid jab to the ribs! Lmayonaise seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 17 of 47 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 80-72


Lmayonaise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris launches a left straight right to the chest, but Lmayonaise ties him up.
+Norris connects with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Norris tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Norris lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Norris tosses a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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-Norris paws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Lmayonaise quickly backs away.
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-Norris paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Lmayonaise beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lmayonaise annoys Norris with a series of blows to the mouth. Norris shakes his head to clear it.
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+Norris pounds Lmayonaise with a straight right to the solar plexus. Lmayonaise seems wobbly!
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-Norris fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Norris attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 7 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 14 of 51 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 90-81


Lmayonaise doesn't even want to rest!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Norris lands a pair of painful punches to the face. Lmayonaise sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Norris shakes Lmayonaise with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Norris lashes out with a left to the chin, but Lmayonaise deftly avoits it.
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-Norris throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Norris throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Norris smacks Lmayonaise with a barrage of strong punches to the eye. Lmayonaise ignores it.
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-Norris attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Lmayonaise ties him up.
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-Norris lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Lmayonaise covers himself well.
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+Lmayonaise thumps Norris with a glancing roundhouse to the jaw!
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-Norris charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Lmayonaise covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 19 of 56 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 100-90


Lmayonaise doesn't even want to rest!

Norris grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 11

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Norris attempts a pair of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Norris hits Lmayonaise with a barrage of furious punches to the nose!!
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-Norris tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Norris attempts a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Norris attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Norris tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Lmayonaise stays away from it.
-Norris tries a jab to the temple, but misses.
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+Lmayonaise hits Norris with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Norris tags Lmayonaise with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Norris smacks Lmayonaise with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
+Lmayonaise tags Norris with a pair of nice punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 7 of 7 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 17 of 55 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 110-99


Lmayonaise doesn't even want to rest!

Norris grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Lmayonaise covers up.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Norris annoys Lmayonaise with a flurry of punches to the face! Lmayonaise shakes his head to clear it.
+Norris connects with a barrage of quick punches to the face. Lmayonaise hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Norris attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Norris attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Lmayonaise ducks.
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-Norris attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Norris attempts a series of left shots to the head, but Lmayonaise deftly avoits it.
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-Norris lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Norris attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Lmayonaise hits Norris with a volley of quick blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

lmayonaise landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 17 of 54 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 120-108


Lmayonaise doesn't even want to rest!

Norris grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 6: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 7: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 8: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 9: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 10: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 11: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 12: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9

Total Score: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 6: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 7: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 8: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 9: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 10: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 11: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 12: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9

Total Score: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 6: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 7: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 8: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 9: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 10: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 11: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 12: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9

Total Score: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 120-108

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris wins by decision!