Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) weak af lmao defeated Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, June 27, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 66 pounds (30 kilograms) is weak af lmao!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole throws a right jab to the chin, but Weak deftly avoits it.
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+Weak connects with a barrage of painful blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 7 punches, and weak af lmao landed 6 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 10-9
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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+Weak stuns Dancing Pole with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 20-18
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole tries to land a flurry of blows to the nose, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 30-27
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole launches a volley of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Weak tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 40-36
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 50-45
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 60-54
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 70-63
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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+Weak shakes Dancing Pole with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Dancing Pole launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 80-72
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 90-81
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole throws a right straight right to the head, but Weak ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 100-90
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
-Dancing Pole lunges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Weak throws a left to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 9 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 110-99
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole tries to land a barrage of shots to the nose, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 120-108
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
weak af lmao wins by decision!
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