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(Strawweight) String Beans defeated weak af lmao by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, June 13, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is String Beans!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 66 pounds (30 kilograms) is weak af lmao!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Beans stuns Weak with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Beans throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Weak ties him up.
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-Beans lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Weak stays away from it.
+Beans catches Weak with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Beans stuns Weak with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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-Beans tries a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 16 of 39 punches, and weak af lmao landed 6 of 9 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 10-9


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Weak tattoos Beans with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 7 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.

weak af lmao won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

+Weak pops Beans with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple.
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+Beans hurts Weak with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Weak shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beans attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Weak escapes.
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-Beans fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Beans hits with a cross to the nose.
-Beans attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Weak covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 16 of 37 punches, and weak af lmao landed 6 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 29-28


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 7 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.

weak af lmao won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Weak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Beans wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Beans lunges with a roundhouse to the chin, but Weak ties him up.
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-Beans launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Weak annoys Beans with a series of quick shots to the solar plexus. Beans hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Beans probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but Weak narrowly avoids it
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-Beans fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Weak stays away from it.
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-Beans probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Beans catches Weak with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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-Beans throws a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Beans backs up Weak with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 14 of 37 punches, and weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 48-47


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Weak hits with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Beans retreats to the far corner.
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-Beans probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 7 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.

weak af lmao won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Weak attacks with a pair of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.

weak af lmao won the round 10-9

weak af lmao is winning the fight 67-66


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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-Beans probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Weak ties him up.
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-Beans attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Beans lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Beans staggers Weak with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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+Weak attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Beans attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Beans fires a jab to the temple!
-Beans tries a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Weak steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 11 of 30 punches, and weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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-Beans launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Beans paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Weak annoys Beans with a left to the head. Beans grimaces in pain.
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-Beans attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Weak escapes.
+Beans rocks Weak with a nasty straight right to the jaw.
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-Beans tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Weak steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 10 of 32 punches, and weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 86-85


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Beans throws a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Beans attacks with a pair of right shots to the temple, but Weak quickly backs away.
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-Beans throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beans attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
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+Weak hits Beans with a straight right to the nose. Beans hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 12 of 32 punches, and weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 96-94


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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+Beans hits with a pair of punches to the eye!
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-Beans throws a right left to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Beans probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
-Beans lunges with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Weak ducks just in time.
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+Weak tosses a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Beans tags Weak with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 11 of 35 punches, and weak af lmao landed 6 of 8 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 106-103


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Weak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.

weak af lmao won the round 10-9

String Beans is winning the fight 115-113


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: String Beans 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: String Beans 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: String Beans 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: String Beans 10-9
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: String Beans 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9

Total Score: String Beans 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: String Beans 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: String Beans 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: String Beans 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: String Beans 10-9
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: String Beans 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9

Total Score: String Beans 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: String Beans 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: String Beans 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: String Beans 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: String Beans 10-9
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: String Beans 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9

Total Score: String Beans 115-113

String Beans wins by decision!