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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, June 04, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 531 pounds (241 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
They stays outside and uses his jab.

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+They smashes Float with a mean right to the face.
+Float strikes with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Float tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Float hits They with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+They lands a nice jab to the nose.
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-They attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Float tries a flurry of punches to the head, but They takes it in the forearms.
-Float paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-They throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-They throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Float ducks.
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+Float hits with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 19 of 33 punches, and they call me fat man! landed 13 of 34 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-9


Float doesn't even want to rest!

They looks exhausted.



ROUND 2

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
They stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Float throws a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Float rocks They with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Float pummels They with a volley of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-They fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Float tries to land a series of punches to the face, but They backs out of it.
+Float pokes They with a pair of hard punches to the head! Float drops his guard and pounds away! They is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Float doesn't even want to rest!

They can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!