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(Heavyweight) Tha Next Big Thing defeated Big Fat Slob by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, May 28, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 956 pounds (434 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Thing backpedals and jabs.
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing rocks Big Fat Slob with a flurry of hard shots to the chin!
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-Big Fat Slob lunges with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Thing escapes.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Thing with a barrage of vicious shots to the chin.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Fat Slob attacks with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Thing deftly avoits it.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 11 of 22 punches.

Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9

Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 10-9


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thing clocks Big Fat Slob with a powerful jab to the mouth!!
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+Big Fat Slob smacks Thing with a barrage of blows to the face!
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+Thing stuns Big Fat Slob with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Thing pokes Big Fat Slob with a flurry of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Thing pops Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Thing jars Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the face.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Fat Slob drills Thing with a flurry of wild blows to the nose.
+Thing slams Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing stuns Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the mouth.
Thing lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Big Fat Slob goes over backwards!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing takes charge with a series of strong punches to the head. Big Fat Slob retreats to the far corner.
Thing lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Big Fat Slob's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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SEVEN
Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big Fat Slob tags Thing with a volley of nasty punches to the nose. Thing retreats to the far corner.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing lands a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+Thing hits with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob jars Thing with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Thing connects with a barrage of punches to the chin. Big Fat Slob quickly recovers.
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+Big Fat Slob throws a volley of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 39 of 39 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 23 of 23 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-7

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 19-17


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 3

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a series of wild punches to the temple.
+Thing throws a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
+Big Fat Slob pummels Thing with a series of shots to the nose.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing punches Big Fat Slob with a jab to the eye.
+Big Fat Slob tags Thing with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Big Fat Slob hits Thing with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing staggers Big Fat Slob with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
Thing lands a decisive hook and Big Fat Slob's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Fat Slob slams Thing with a off balance left to the solar plexus. Thing retreats to the far corner.
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+Big Fat Slob annoys Thing with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Thing pounds Big Fat Slob with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw. Big Fat Slob quickly recovers.
+Thing throws a series of punches to the face.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a nasty straight right to the chin.
+Thing pounds Big Fat Slob with a flurry of light punches to the face. Big Fat Slob sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing thumps Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the eye!
Thing lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Big Fat Slob hurtles to the canvas!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a left uppercut to the jaw, but Thing ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 40 of 40 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 17 of 25 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-7

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 29-24


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob pops Thing with a heavy cross to the stomach!
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+Thing pokes Big Fat Slob with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Thing backs up Big Fat Slob with a commanding uppercut to the temple. Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing pummels Big Fat Slob with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Thing lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob punches Thing with a volley of blows to the face. Thing quickly recovers.
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+Thing belts Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the head!
+Thing catches Big Fat Slob with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thing drills Big Fat Slob with a flurry of painful punches to the chin!
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Fat Slob fires a series of punches to the face.
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+Thing hits with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Thing escapes.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of commanding blows to the eye.
+Thing lands a volley of punches to the chin.
Thing lands a thundering blow to the head and Big Fat Slob's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing throws a flurry of hard shots to the chin. Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
Thing lands a resounding right hook and Big Fat Slob is knocked off his feet!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 37 of 43 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 24 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-7

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 39-31


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thing nails Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing throws a pair of nice shots to the head.
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+Thing pokes Big Fat Slob with a loud jab to the jaw! Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
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+Thing drills Big Fat Slob with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Big Fat Slob wallops Thing with a straight right to the face.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a pair of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing attacks with a volley of quick blows to the head!
+Thing pummels Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the head. Big Fat Slob backpedals to his own corner.
Thing lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Big Fat Slob's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Big Fat Slob struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a volley of blows to the head, but Thing ducks.
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+Thing belts Big Fat Slob with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
Thing lands a mighty left haymaker and Big Fat Slob is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Tha Next Big Thing wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-7

Tha Next Big Thing wins by a knockout!