Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Whacky LightWeight defeated BiggusDickus by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-109, 120-109.Match Wednesday, May 25, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Whacky LightWeight!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is BiggusDickus!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Lightweight tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Biggusdickus deftly avoits it.
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-Lightweight tries to land a series of right shots to the face, but Biggusdickus leaps aside.
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-Lightweight attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Biggusdickus stays away from it.
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-Lightweight fires a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Lightweight belts Biggusdickus with a powerful cross to the jaw.
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+Lightweight hits with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 8 of 32 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 10-9
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Lightweight strikes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Biggusdickus seems wobbly!
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-Lightweight tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Lightweight charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Lightweight attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Biggusdickus beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lightweight tries a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Biggusdickus narrowly avoids it
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-Lightweight attacks with a left cross to the chest, but Biggusdickus ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 9 of 35 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 20-18
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Lightweight shakes Biggusdickus with a hook to the ribs.
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-Lightweight throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Lightweight throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Biggusdickus deftly avoits it.
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-Lightweight tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Biggusdickus ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 7 of 33 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 30-27
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Lightweight probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Biggusdickus takes it in the forearms.
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-Biggusdickus probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Lightweight blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 2 of 8 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 40-36
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Lightweight tattoos Biggusdickus with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Lightweight lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Biggusdickus stays away from it.
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-Lightweight lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Lightweight probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Biggusdickus leaps aside.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 5 of 25 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 50-45
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Biggusdickus charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Lightweight stays away from it.
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-Lightweight charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Biggusdickus stays away from it.
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-Lightweight tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Biggusdickus narrowly avoids it
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-Lightweight launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Biggusdickus takes it in the forearms.
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+Lightweight lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 6 of 22 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 60-54
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Lightweight launches a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Lightweight probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Lightweight tries to land a jab to the jaw, but Biggusdickus steps aside.
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+Biggusdickus hits Lightweight with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
+Lightweight tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 6 of 25 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 70-63
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Biggusdickus attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Lightweight hides behind his gloves.
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+Lightweight lands a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Lightweight throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Lightweight paws a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Lightweight attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Lightweight attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 6 of 22 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 9 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 80-72
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
-Lightweight throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Biggusdickus blocks.
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-Lightweight throws a straight right to the jaw, but misses.
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-Lightweight tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Biggusdickus hides behind his gloves.
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-Lightweight attacks with a right hook to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Lightweight jolts Biggusdickus with a series of nice punches to the nose. Biggusdickus falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 8 of 31 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 90-81
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Lightweight attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Biggusdickus steps aside.
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+Lightweight catches Biggusdickus with a series of punches to the head. Biggusdickus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Lightweight probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Biggusdickus narrowly avoids it
-Lightweight lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Lightweight fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Lightweight lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 7 of 35 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 8 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 100-90
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Lightweight tries a pair of right shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Lightweight lunges with a right sweeping right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Lightweight throws a jab to the face, but Biggusdickus blocks.
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+Lightweight hits with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
-Lightweight throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 9 of 34 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 4 of 9 punches.
Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 110-99
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Lightweight is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Whacky LightWeight landed 3 of 8 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 120-109
Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 7: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 8: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 9: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 10: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 11: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Whacky LightWeight 120-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 7: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 8: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 9: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 10: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 11: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Whacky LightWeight 120-109
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 4: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 5: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 6: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 7: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 8: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 9: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 10: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 11: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Whacky LightWeight 120-109
Whacky LightWeight wins by decision!
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