Public Fight Report
(Super-Flyweight) Fly Goes Boom! defeated Army of Dorkness 8 by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, May 17, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Fly Goes Boom!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 8 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom! comes out fighting.
+Dorkness 8 staggers Boom! with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Boom! launches a flurry of shots to the nose, but Dorkness 8 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 8 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Boom! throws a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Boom! hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Boom! tries a flurry of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 16 of 21 punches, and Fly Goes Boom! landed 18 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 8 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boom! comes out fighting.
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+Boom! pokes Dorkness 8 with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 8 covers up.
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+Dorkness 8 connects with a flurry of hard punches to the nose. Boom! seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
+Boom! fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
Boom! lands a decisive blow to the temple and Dorkness 8's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 8 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 8 thumps Boom! with a bite to the ear! This is terrible!
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+Boom! hits with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
Boom! lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Dorkness 8 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Fly Goes Boom! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Boom! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Fly Goes Boom! 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Fly Goes Boom! 10-9
Fly Goes Boom! wins by a knockout!
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