Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Nine Inch Snail defeated Capt. Major by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Saturday, May 07, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet and 10 inches (269 centimeters) tall weighing in at 559 pounds (254 kilograms) is Nine Inch Snail!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 952 pounds (432 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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-Major lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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+Snail throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Snail lands a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
-Major paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Snail leaps aside.
+Snail attacks with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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+Snail tags Major with a hard jab to the chest!!
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-Major fires a jab to the head, but loses his balance.
-Snail lashes out with a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 21 of 33 punches, and Capt. Major landed 4 of 33 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 10-9
Snail doesn't want to stop fighting!
Major doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Snail ducks just in time.
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-Major paws a jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Snail punches Major with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Snail pounds Major with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Major probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Snail hurts Major with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Snail lunges with a right to the face, but Major deftly avoits it.
-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Major paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
+Snail annoys Major with a series of mean punches to the eye! Major ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 22 of 33 punches, and Capt. Major landed 6 of 45 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 20-18
Snail doesn't even want to rest!
Major doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Snail probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Major backs out of it.
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-Major attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Snail thumps Major with a jab to the jaw.
-Major lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Snail backs out of it.
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-Major launches a volley of left blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Major probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Snail blocks.
-Major lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Snail steps aside and laughs.
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-Major probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Snail leaps aside.
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-Major probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Major connects with a quick straight right to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 9 of 17 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 56 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 29-28
Snail doesn't even want to rest!
Major doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major tries to land a jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Snail tags Major with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Snail fires a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Major attempts a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Snail charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Major fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Snail annoys Major with a left to the face.
-Major attempts a left jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Snail throws a mean straight right to the jaw. Major falls against the ropes!
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-Major attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Snail suprises Major with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Major throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Snail quickly backs away.
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-Major attempts a barrage of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Major punches Snail with a jab to the face.
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-Major tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Major lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 20 of 29 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 57 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 39-37
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
-Major throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Snail hits with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Major lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Major tags Snail with a flurry of shots to the head.
-Major attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Major attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Major lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Major throws a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Snail narrowly avoids it
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-Snail paws a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Major attempts a series of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Major attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 9 of 17 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 54 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 48-47
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Snail suprises Major with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Major charges with a straight right to the eye, but Snail deftly avoits it.
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-Major paws a series of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Major probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
+Snail jolts Major with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Snail attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Major fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Major tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Snail steps aside.
-Major throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Snail blocks.
-Major throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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-Snail launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Major quickly backs away.
-Major tries a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Snail tosses a volley of punches to the chin! Major is hurt!
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-Major throws a volley of punches to the head, but Snail escapes.
-Major throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but Snail hides behind his gloves.
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+Major annoys Snail with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 21 of 34 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 58 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 58-56
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Major attacks with a jab to the face, but loses his balance.
-Major attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Major clocks Snail with a pair of quick punches to the nose. Snail sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Major lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Major tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Major launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Major lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Snail tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Snail catches Major with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Major doesn't seem bothered.
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-Major attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but Snail beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 8 of 16 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 56 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 67-66
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
-Major attempts a right right to the chin, but Snail deftly avoits it.
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-Snail lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Major launches a volley of right punches to the chin, but Snail deftly avoits it.
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+Snail pokes Major with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Major charges with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Snail probes with a right right to the stomach, but Major narrowly avoids it
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-Major fires a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Major charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Snail ties him up.
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+Snail punches Major with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Major lashes out with a cross to the mouth, but Snail narrowly avoids it
-Major attempts a left right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Snail fires a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Major launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Major throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Major strikes with a pair of glancing punches to the face. Snail is hurt!
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-Major lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 22 of 31 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 56 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 77-75
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Snail backs out of it.
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-Major charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Major attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Major lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Snail ducks just in time.
-Major probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Snail steps aside and laughs.
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-Major lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Snail leaps aside.
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+Snail whacks Major with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Major lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but Snail covers himself well.
-Snail throws a jab to the head, but Major blocks.
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-Major attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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-Major lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but Snail escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 9 of 16 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 59 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 86-85
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
-Major throws a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Major fires a right jab to the temple, but to no avail.
-Major tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Major launches a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Major attempts a right cross to the chin, but Snail covers himself well.
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-Major paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Major paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Snail backs out of it.
+Snail fires a series of solid punches to the stomach.
-Snail paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Major covers himself well.
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-Major tries a pair of right punches to the nose, but Snail narrowly avoids it
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-Major charges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Snail fires a commanding straight right to the stomach. Major quickly recovers.
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-Major lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Snail hides behind his gloves.
+Snail tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Snail solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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-Major charges with a left right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Snail throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Major attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 23 of 35 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 54 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 96-94
Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Snail is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
+Snail lands a barrage of furious combinations to the chin. Major doesn't notice.
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-Major throws a straight right to the chin, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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-Snail attacks with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Major attempts a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
Major attempts a right combination to the temple, but Snail slips it and hits back with a barrage of wild punches to the nose!
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-Major attempts a volley of shots to the face, but Snail narrowly avoids it
-Major attempts a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Major throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Major throws a left cross to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Snail attacks with a commanding combination to the nose! Major asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Major tries a pair of combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Major lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Snail deflects it and hits back with a vicious combination to the head. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Major throws a right jab to the chin, but Snail covers himself well.
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+Major smacks Snail with a flurry of strong blows to the nose. Snail sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Major tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but Snail steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nine Inch Snail landed 11 of 16 punches, and Capt. Major landed 6 of 57 punches.
Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9
Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 106-103
Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Major is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Snail is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Major is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Major hits with a pair of vicious shots to the temple!!
Major lands a brutal uppercut and Snail's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Snail struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Major lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Snail leans away and hits back with a flurry of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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+Snail fires a stiff shot to the mouth. Major sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Snail lands a brutal left punch in the nose and Major is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Nine Inch Snail wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Snail is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Major receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 10: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 11: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 10: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 11: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 10: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 11: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Nine Inch Snail wins by a knockout!
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