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(Welterweight) Swish and Annoyance v2.0 fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-115.

Match Thursday, May 05, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Swish!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Annoyance v2.0!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Swish feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish hits with a volley of commanding feints to the head! Annoyance sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Swish scores with a volley of quick feints to the stomach.
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+Swish jolts Annoyance with a flurry of loud shots to the chin. Annoyance backpedals to his own corner.
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-Annoyance tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Swish escapes.
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+Swish attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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-Swish lunges with a pair of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Annoyance fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Annoyance lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Annoyance tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Annoyance slams Swish with a flurry of hard punches to the temple! Swish doesn't seem bothered.
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-Swish lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters exchange feints to the chin.
+Annoyance scores with a series of loud feints to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 22 of 30 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 19 of 31 punches.

Annoyance v2.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v2.0 is winning the fight 10-9


Swish doesn't want to stop fighting!

Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Swish feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish strikes with a barrage of vicious combinations to the eye.
+Annoyance smashes Swish with a loud jab to the chest.
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+Swish attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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+Swish hits with a volley of feints to the head.
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-Swish paws a series of feints to the eye, but Annoyance covers himself well.
-Swish fires a volley of right combinations to the face, but fails to score.
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+Annoyance smacks Swish with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Swish clocks Annoyance with a series of shots to the temple!
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+Annoyance wallops Swish with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Annoyance drills Swish with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Annoyance tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Swish lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Swish hits Annoyance with a furious uppercut to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 23 of 37 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 22 of 30 punches.

Annoyance v2.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v2.0 is winning the fight 20-18


Swish doesn't want to stop fighting!

Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Annoyance doesn't notice.
-Swish attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Annoyance blocks.
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+Annoyance hits Swish with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Swish pummels Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Swish attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Annoyance narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Swish fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Annoyance ducks just in time.
-Annoyance fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Annoyance tries to land a left roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Swish wallops Annoyance with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
+Annoyance hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Swish pokes Annoyance with a barrage of solid punches to the chin. Annoyance ignores it.
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+Annoyance lands a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Swish connects with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Swish hits Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Swish wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 34 of 57 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 18 of 32 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Annoyance v2.0 is winning the fight 29-28


Swish doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish jolts Annoyance with a flurry of stinging blows to the mouth.
+Annoyance lands a wild sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Swish clocks Annoyance with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Annoyance hits with a stinging jab to the ribs.
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-Swish throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but Annoyance hides behind his gloves.
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+Annoyance grazes Swish with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Swish doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Swish paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Annoyance backs out of it.
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+Annoyance hits with a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Annoyance probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Swish probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Annoyance ties him up.
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+Swish hurts Annoyance with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Swish takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
+Swish catches Annoyance with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Annoyance throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Swish leaps aside.
+Annoyance tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 31 of 55 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 25 of 43 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Swish doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish smashes Annoyance with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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+Swish smashes Annoyance with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
-Annoyance attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Annoyance hits with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!
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-Swish probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Annoyance escapes.
-Swish tries a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Annoyance annoys Swish with a volley of punches to the stomach. Swish doesn't seem bothered.
+Swish pounds Annoyance with a series of punches to the mouth. Annoyance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Annoyance lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Swish throws a jab to the chin, but Annoyance leaps aside.
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+Swish throws a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Annoyance jars Swish with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Swish tosses a series of commanding punches to the chin.
+Swish attacks with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Annoyance staggers Swish with a series of punches to the stomach. Swish sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Swish shakes Annoyance with a series of punches to the chin. Annoyance gets mad!
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+Swish whacks Annoyance with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Annoyance hurts Swish with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 36 of 54 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 31 of 42 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Swish is winning the fight 48-47


Swish doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish tattoos Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Annoyance tosses a light left to the eye.
+Swish jars Annoyance with a pair of wild punches to the head! Annoyance shakes his head to clear it.
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-Annoyance attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Swish hides behind his gloves.
+Swish pummels Annoyance with a series of punches to the stomach!! Annoyance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Annoyance pounds Swish with a flurry of loud shots to the nose.
+Annoyance lands a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Swish tags Annoyance with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
+Annoyance rocks Swish with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Annoyance tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Annoyance lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Swish beats a hasty retreat.
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+Annoyance hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Annoyance hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
+Annoyance catches Swish with a strong uppercut to the mouth. Swish falls against the ropes!
+Swish hits with a powerful jab to the eye.
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+Annoyance hammers Swish with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
-Swish throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Annoyance backs up Swish with a glancing straight right to the ribs. Swish sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Annoyance throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Swish blocks.
-Annoyance attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Swish lands a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Annoyance grazes Swish with a stinging left to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Swish lunges with a series of right punches to the head, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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-Swish tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Annoyance steps aside.
+Annoyance pokes Swish with a pair of solid punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 24 of 44 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 48 of 71 punches.

Annoyance v2.0 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Swish doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance throws a series of punches to the chest, but Swish ducks.
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+Annoyance fires a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Swish paws a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Swish wallops Annoyance with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Swish suprises Annoyance with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!! Annoyance doesn't seem bothered.
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-Swish lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but Annoyance leaps aside.
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+Swish backs up Annoyance with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
+Swish pops Annoyance with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Annoyance takes charge with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Annoyance pops Swish with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Annoyance throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Swish attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Annoyance escapes.
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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Annoyance attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Swish slams Annoyance with a series of punches to the face.
-Swish probes with a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 32 of 55 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 26 of 40 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Swish is winning the fight 67-66


Swish doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Swish feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Annoyance hits with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
-Annoyance throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Swish backs out of it.
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+Annoyance stuns Swish with a volley of feints to the nose. Swish sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Swish pokes Annoyance with a series of furious feints to the chest. Annoyance covers up.
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+Annoyance connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Annoyance clocks Swish with a flurry of blows to the chin!
-Annoyance lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Annoyance pops Swish with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple!
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-Annoyance probes with a jab to the face, but fails to score.
+Annoyance pokes Swish with a flurry of punches to the nose. Swish sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Annoyance rocks Swish with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Annoyance paws a series of combinations to the head, but falls short.
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+Swish hits Annoyance with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
-Annoyance lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Swish hits with a pair of nice feints to the temple.
+Swish drills Annoyance with a glancing right to the temple!
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-Annoyance launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Swish covers himself well.
+ The fighters swap feints to the eye.
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-Swish probes with a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Annoyance narrowly avoids it
-Swish launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Annoyance hurts Swish with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Swish solidly lands a flurry of nice shots to the mouth.
+Annoyance attacks with a barrage of feints to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 32 of 51 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 38 of 73 punches.

Annoyance v2.0 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Swish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Swish scores with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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+Annoyance connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Annoyance hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Swish connects with a series of mean punches to the chin. Annoyance falls against the ropes!
-Swish tries to land a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Annoyance hides behind his gloves.
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-Annoyance probes with a straight right to the mouth, but Swish blocks.
-Swish paws a series of right punches to the head, but Annoyance ties him up.
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+Annoyance attacks with a volley of wild blows to the face.
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-Swish launches a left to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Swish punches Annoyance with a nice cross to the temple. Annoyance beats a hasty retreat.
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-Swish charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Swish jolts Annoyance with a volley of stiff blows to the nose.
-Swish probes with a pair of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Annoyance probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Swish suprises Annoyance with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Swish connects with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Annoyance pounds Swish with a series of strong punches to the temple. Swish hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 31 of 60 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 17 of 33 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Swish is winning the fight 86-85


Swish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Swish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish slams Annoyance with a off balance straight right to the eye!
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+Annoyance attacks with a pair of blows to the face!
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-Annoyance throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Swish steps aside and laughs.
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-Annoyance tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Annoyance tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Annoyance smashes Swish with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Annoyance pokes Swish with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+Swish jolts Annoyance with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
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+Annoyance tags Swish with a roundhouse to the jaw.
-Swish throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
+Annoyance staggers Swish with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Annoyance throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Swish backs out of it.
-Annoyance paws a series of left punches to the chin, but Swish stays away from it.
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-Swish tries to land a right jab to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 15 of 33 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 24 of 50 punches.

Annoyance v2.0 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Swish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Swish feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swish wakes up the fans with a pair of quick blows to the chin!
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-Annoyance attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Swish stuns Annoyance with a pair of feints to the ribs!
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-Annoyance fires a volley of feints to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Swish paws a volley of left feints to the chin, but only hits air.
+Swish smacks Annoyance with a pair of off balance shots to the nose. Annoyance asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Annoyance attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Annoyance wallops Swish with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Swish pops Annoyance with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Annoyance attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Annoyance backs up Swish with a volley of nice punches to the face. Swish sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Swish probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Annoyance attacks with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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+Swish strikes with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the temple.
-Swish tries to land a barrage of feints to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 31 of 49 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 20 of 33 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Swish is winning the fight 105-104


Swish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Swish is using the ring. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance probes with a flurry of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
-Annoyance tries a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Swish solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Swish smacks Annoyance with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Swish attacks with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Swish fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Annoyance staggers Swish with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Swish is hurt!
+Swish lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Swish jolts Annoyance with a series of nasty punches to the head.
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-Swish attacks with a right straight right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Annoyance lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Annoyance lands a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+Annoyance throws a pair of glancing punches to the nose!!
-Swish lunges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Swish throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Annoyance ducks just in time.
+Annoyance tags Swish with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Swish belts Annoyance with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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+Annoyance catches Swish with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Swish throws a pair of vicious blows to the eye.
+Swish jolts Annoyance with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Annoyance throws a barrage of solid punches to the temple. Swish hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Swish fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Annoyance steps aside.
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+Swish solidly lands a pair of light punches to the temple.
+Annoyance wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the face.
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+Swish scores with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Swish landed 47 of 77 punches, and Annoyance v2.0 landed 49 of 70 punches.

Swish won the round 10-9

Swish is winning the fight 115-113


Swish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 3: Swish 10-9
Round 4: Swish 10-9
Round 5: Swish 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 7: Swish 10-9
Round 8: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 9: Swish 10-9
Round 10: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 11: Swish 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v2.0 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 3: Swish 10-9
Round 4: Swish 10-9
Round 5: Swish 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 7: Swish 10-9
Round 8: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 9: Swish 10-9
Round 10: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 11: Swish 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v2.0 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 3: Swish 10-9
Round 4: Swish 10-9
Round 5: Swish 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 9: Swish 10-9
Round 10: Annoyance v2.0 10-9
Round 11: Swish 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v2.0 10-9

Total Score: Annoyance v2.0 115-114

The bout is declared a draw!