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(Super-Heavyweight) Capt. Major defeated Nine Inch Snail by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, April 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 10 inches (269 centimeters) tall weighing in at 559 pounds (254 kilograms) is Nine Inch Snail!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 941 pounds (427 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Snail counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Snail attacks with a right straight right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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Major probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Snail slips it and strikes first with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
Major throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Snail takes it on the gloves and counters with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Major ignores it.
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+Snail whacks Major with a combination to the mouth.
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Major lunges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Snail deflects it and hits first with a barrage of strong punches to the eye!
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-Major throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Major throws a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Snail hurts Major with a pair of strong shots to the nose.
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+Snail strikes with a flurry of nice combinations to the temple.
-Major tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Major launches a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Major charges with a left sweeping right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 17 of 23 punches, and Capt. Major landed 4 of 30 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 10-9


Snail doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Snail counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Snail lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the stomach!
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Major lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Snail slips it and strikes first with a pair of combinations to the ribs. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Major attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Snail slips it and strikes back with a flurry of commanding combinations to the chest. Major covers up.
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-Major tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Major tries a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Major launches a jab to the chin, but Snail escapes.
-Major tries to land a right cross to the eye, but misses.
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Major attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Snail slips it and counters with a series of loud combinations to the ribs.
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-Major attempts a series of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Major smacks Snail with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Major charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Major lashes out with a uppercut to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Snail whacks Major with a combination to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 19 of 24 punches, and Capt. Major landed 6 of 48 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 20-18


Snail doesn't even want to rest!

Major doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Snail counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Major probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Snail hits with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Snail hits Major with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
-Major fires a barrage of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Major throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Snail ties him up.
-Major probes with a right cross to the nose, but Snail beats a hasty retreat.
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Major tries a jab to the nose, but Snail slips it and retaliates with a pair of combinations to the chest.
-Major launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Snail escapes.
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Major paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Snail deflects it and hits back with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs. Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Snail attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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Major probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Snail deflects it and strikes back with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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-Major tries a flurry of right combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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-Major lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Snail quickly backs away.
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-Major attempts a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
-Major charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Snail backs out of it.
+Snail hammers Major with a series of combinations to the stomach. Major retreats to the far corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 17 of 25 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 47 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 30-28


Snail doesn't even want to rest!

Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Snail counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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Major launches a sweeping right to the chest, but Snail slips it and strikes first with a heavy counter-punch to the ribs.
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+Major wallops Snail with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Snail punches Major with a painful combination to the ribs! Major hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Major probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Major lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Snail throws a series of punches to the ribs!! Major gets mad!
+Snail scores with a series of combinations to the ribs!!
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-Snail throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Major launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Snail slips it and strikes back with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
-Major attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Snail stays away from it.
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Major charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Snail slips it and strikes first with a flurry of solid combinations to the ribs.
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-Major throws a series of left blows to the eye, but Snail quickly backs away.
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-Major attempts a left jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 18 of 24 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 55 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 40-37


Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Snail counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

Major charges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Snail deflects it and hits first with a barrage of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
-Major attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Snail ducks just in time.
-Major fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Snail throws a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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+Snail fires a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Major quickly recovers.
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-Major lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Major lunges with a jab to the ribs, but Snail leaps aside.
Major charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Snail knocks it away and hits first with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Major probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Snail ducks just in time.
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+Major rocks Snail with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Major tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Snail slips it and counters with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Snail slams Major with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 17 of 24 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 42 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 50-46


Snail remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Snail is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Snail hits Major with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Major probes with a right jab to the stomach, but Snail slips it and retaliates with a volley of powerful combinations to the ribs.
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Major throws a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Snail slips it and retaliates with a loud counter-punch to the ribs.
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-Major paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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+Snail catches Major with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Major launches a right jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Snail lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Major quickly backs away.
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-Major throws a straight right to the stomach, but Snail ties him up.
+Snail pokes Major with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chest.
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Major attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Snail slips it and hits back with a vicious counter-punch to the stomach.
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-Major tries a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Snail stays away from it.
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-Snail attempts a volley of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Major throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Snail backs out of it.
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+Snail pokes Major with a pair of light combinations to the ribs.
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Major lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Snail slips it and strikes back with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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-Major tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Snail ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 22 of 33 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 38 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 60-55


Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Snail is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Snail deftly avoits it.
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-Major throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Snail throws a series of off balance combinations to the ribs. Major seems wobbly!
-Major throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Major lashes out with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Snail quickly backs away.
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+Snail lands a series of strong shots to the stomach.
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Major fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Snail slips it and strikes first with a pair of strong combinations to the ribs!!
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-Snail lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Major blocks.
Major probes with a left combination to the solar plexus, but Snail slips it and retaliates with a series of combinations to the ribs.
Major tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Snail slips it and strikes back with a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Major quickly recovers.
-Major lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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+Snail lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Major lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Snail leans away and hits back with a barrage of painful shots to the ribs.
-Major tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Snail hurts Major with a barrage of hard combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 22 of 33 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 42 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 70-64


Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Snail backpedals and jabs.
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Major fires a right straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Major throws a jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Major probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Snail hides behind his gloves.
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+Major belts Snail with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Snail quickly recovers.
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-Major tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Snail quickly backs away.
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-Major launches a right jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Major tries a series of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Snail narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 5 of 8 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 40 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 79-74


Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Snail hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. Major seems wobbly!
-Snail launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Major narrowly avoids it
+Snail pops Major with a furious left to the nose. Major laughs!
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-Major charges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Snail stays away from it.
-Major attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Snail grazes Major with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Snail thumps Major with a series of vicious shots to the head.
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+Snail slams Major with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Major launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Snail steps aside and laughs.
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-Snail attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Major covers himself well.
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-Snail probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Major backs out of it.
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-Major fires a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Snail steps aside.
+Major catches Snail with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
-Snail lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Major quickly backs away.
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+Snail tattoos Major with a right to the nose.
+Snail throws a volley of quick punches to the chest!
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-Major tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Snail deftly avoits it.
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+Major clocks Snail with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 34 of 50 punches, and Capt. Major landed 4 of 38 punches.

Nine Inch Snail won the round 10-9

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 89-83


Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Snail backpedals and jabs.
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Major tries a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Major tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Snail ducks.
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+Major thumps Snail with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Snail hits with a stiff sweeping right to the nose.
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-Major charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Major throws a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Snail narrowly avoids it
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Snail takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 5 of 9 punches, and Capt. Major landed 5 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 98-92


Snail grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Major lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Snail ducks.
-Snail lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but Major narrowly avoids it
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-Major charges with a uppercut to the face, but Snail backs out of it.
+Snail attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Major shakes Snail with an elbow! Boo! Boo!
+Snail annoys Major with a volley of mean punches to the jaw!
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-Snail fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Major covers himself well.
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-Snail launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Major steps aside and laughs.
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+Snail connects with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+Snail hits with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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+Snail scores with a glancing sweeping right to the jaw. Major quickly recovers.
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+Snail backs up Major with a pair of punches to the nose! Major sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Snail thumps Major with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+Snail connects with a pair of punches to the temple!!
+Snail pops Major with a pair of loud punches to the mouth!!
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+Major fires a series of crosses to the nose. Snail doesn't notice.
Major lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Snail is flattened!!

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Snail struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Major hits with a heavy punch to the mouth. Snail backpedals to his own corner.
Major lands a tremendous left haymaker and Snail is knocked out of the ring!!

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Snail struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Major throws a left roundhouse to the temple, but Snail hides behind his gloves.
-Major attacks with a series of left hooks to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nine Inch Snail landed 39 of 56 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 32 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-7

Nine Inch Snail is winning the fight 105-102


Snail is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Snail is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Major fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Snail backs out of it.
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-Snail attempts a right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Snail attacks with a volley of left hooks to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Major throws a series of right punches to the head, but Snail backs out of it.
-Major tries to land a punch to the temple, but only hits air.
+Major shakes Snail with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Snail probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Major ducks just in time.
+Major fires a barrage of quick hooks to the jaw.
Major lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Snail is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Capt. Major wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Snail receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Major is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let Nine Inch Snail continue the fight! Capt. Major wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 8: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 9: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 8: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 9: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 2: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 3: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 4: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 5: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 6: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 7: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 8: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 9: Nine Inch Snail 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7

Capt. Major wins by a knockout!