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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated Magnus Maximus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, April 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 549 pounds (249 kilograms) is Magnus Maximus!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Maximus throws a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Float connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Float jars Maximus with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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-Maximus fires a series of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Float solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Maximus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Maximus fires a volley of left blows to the chin, but Float quickly backs away.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Float tags Maximus with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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+Float lands a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
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+Float hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 37 of 37 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 7 of 24 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 10-9


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Maximus doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Float catches Maximus with a commanding jab to the mouth. Maximus falls against the ropes!
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+Maximus punches Float with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Float fires a light straight right to the stomach.
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+Maximus fires a series of powerful shots to the jaw.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Maximus throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float annoys Maximus with a series of glancing punches to the jaw. Maximus beats a hasty retreat.
-Maximus lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Float ties him up.
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+Float strikes with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Maximus attacks with a hook to the face, but Float takes it in the forearms.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float tags Maximus with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Float attempts a jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Float backs up Maximus with a flurry of hard punches to the eye!! Maximus beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float attacks with a mean cross to the jaw. Maximus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 37 of 45 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 7 of 24 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 20-18


Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Float grazes Maximus with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Maximus launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus paws a series of left blows to the face, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float catches Maximus with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Maximus punches Float with a nasty uppercut to the mouth.
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+Float tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach! Maximus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Maximus attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Float attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Float slams Maximus with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus lashes out with a hook to the head, but goes wide.
+Float smacks Maximus with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float whacks Maximus with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Maximus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 27 of 41 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 7 of 24 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 30-27


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus attempts a series of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
-Maximus attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
+Float rocks Maximus with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+Float lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
-Float fires a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
+Maximus jars Float with a pair of vicious blows to the temple.
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+Float wallops Maximus with a flurry of nice shots to the temple.
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+Float hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Float probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Maximus backs out of it.
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+Maximus throws a pair of commanding punches to the face. Float beats a hasty retreat.
Maximus lands a ferocious left smash to the jaw and Float staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float punches Maximus with a series of furious punches to the eye.
-Maximus charges with a series of punches to the face, but Float stays away from it.
+Float tosses a cross to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 27 of 41 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 6 of 24 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 38-37


Float is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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+Float throws a pair of solid punches to the face.
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-Maximus lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Float escapes.
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+Float throws a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Maximus backpedals to his own corner.
+Float catches Maximus with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
Float lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Maximus is knocked out of the ring!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Maximus smacks Float with a flurry of wild shots to the face.
+Float wallops Maximus with a series of stinging shots to the temple!
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+Float belts Maximus with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Float connects with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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-Maximus fires a volley of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Float wallops Maximus with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Maximus probes with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Float takes it in the forearms.
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+Maximus hits Float with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Float pounds Maximus with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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The fighters circle.
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+Float stuns Maximus with a flurry of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 47 of 47 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 8 of 25 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 48-45


Float is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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+Float lands a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Maximus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Float pounds Maximus with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Maximus doesn't seem bothered.
+Float throws a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Maximus doesn't seem bothered.
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+Float thumps Maximus with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
Float lands a quick left uppercut and Maximus is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Maximus fires a series of shots to the chin.
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+Maximus fires a loud uppercut to the temple.
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+Float staggers Maximus with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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-Maximus attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Float pokes Maximus with a volley of vicious punches to the chest!
+Float hits Maximus with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Maximus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Float hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
Float lands a crashing punch in the nose and Maximus collapses!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Maximus lunges with a series of right shots to the temple, but Float backs out of it.
+Float wallops Maximus with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
+Float grazes Maximus with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Maximus throws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Float escapes.
-Maximus tries to land a right hook to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 36 of 39 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 3 of 25 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-7

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 58-52


Float is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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-Maximus tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but Float covers himself well.
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-Maximus fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Float ducks just in time.
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-Maximus throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Float leaps aside.
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-Maximus paws a series of right shots to the jaw, but Float quickly backs away.
+Float whacks Maximus with a barrage of solid punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 8 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 23 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 68-61


Float is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Maximus probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus fires a left roundhouse to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Maximus tries a pair of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Float scores with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
-Maximus lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Maximus tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Float covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 5 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 25 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 77-71


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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-Maximus lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Float stays away from it.
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-Maximus charges with a flurry of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Maximus paws a series of right shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Maximus throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Float steps aside and laughs.
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+Float pokes Maximus with a volley of furious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 8 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 24 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 87-80


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 10

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

+Float nails Maximus with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!
+Float staggers Maximus with a pair of strong punches to the chest. Maximus grimaces in pain.
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+Float jars Maximus with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Float shakes Maximus with a series of punches to the face! Maximus beats a hasty retreat.
+Float catches Maximus with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Maximus attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Float leaps aside.
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+Float hammers Maximus with a pair of shots to the temple!
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+Float shakes Maximus with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Maximus belts Float with a vicious straight right to the temple.
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+Float fires a pair of nasty blows to the ribs. Maximus shakes his head to clear it.
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+Float tags Maximus with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Maximus falls against the ropes!
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+Float staggers Maximus with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+Float thumps Maximus with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+Float throws a volley of nasty punches to the face. Maximus falls against the ropes!
Float lands a crashing haymaker and Maximus drops like a stone!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Maximus lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Float ducks just in time.
+Float fires a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Float whacks Maximus with a flurry of punches to the face. Maximus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Maximus attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but falls short.

BELL
Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Maximus is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Magnus Maximus continue the fight! Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 4: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!