Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Tha Next Big Thing defeated Big Fat Slob by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-109.Match Saturday, April 30, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 956 pounds (434 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Thing tosses a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thing quickly backs away.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a pair of blows to the stomach.
-Big Fat Slob throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Thing ducks.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a flurry of wild blows to the chest. Thing gets mad!
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Thing blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 11 of 32 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 10-9
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Thing rocks Big Fat Slob with a pair of heavy punches to the face. Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
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+Big Fat Slob hurts Thing with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach. Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Thing shakes Big Fat Slob with a volley of nasty blows to the mouth.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thing staggers Big Fat Slob with a powerful uppercut to the head.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing smashes Big Fat Slob with a volley of glancing shots to the temple.
+Thing attacks with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 31 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 40 of 40 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Thing scores with a barrage of punches to the face.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing jars Big Fat Slob with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin.
-Big Fat Slob throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Thing lands a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Thing tags Big Fat Slob with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Thing tattoos Big Fat Slob with a jab to the mouth.
+Thing stuns Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the chin. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Thing ignores it.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a right left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Fat Slob nails Thing with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Thing tags Big Fat Slob with a flurry of stinging punches to the head! Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Thing whacks Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 32 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 41 of 41 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 29-28
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Thing doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Big Fat Slob smacks Thing with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Thing ignores it.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing annoys Big Fat Slob with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing lands a volley of stiff punches to the temple! Big Fat Slob sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Thing with a hard right to the chest.
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+Thing jolts Big Fat Slob with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Thing ducks.
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+Thing solidly lands a glancing cross to the chin.
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+Thing hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Big Fat Slob sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Thing staggers Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but Thing steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 11 of 33 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 38 of 38 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 39-37
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Thing doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Thing hits with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a straight right to the mouth.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Fat Slob fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Thing fires a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Thing smacks Big Fat Slob with a pair of hard punches to the face.
-Big Fat Slob tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Thing lands a flurry of shots to the head.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing suprises Big Fat Slob with a series of glancing shots to the mouth!
+Thing belts Big Fat Slob with a jab to the eye!
+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob nails Thing with a series of powerful blows to the chest. Thing beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 34 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 36 of 41 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 49-46
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Big Fat Slob launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Thing covers himself well.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing backs up Big Fat Slob with a pair of solid punches to the face.
-Big Fat Slob attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Thing lands a volley of quick blows to the nose.
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+Thing connects with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a pair of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a volley of nasty punches to the chest. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
+Thing fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Thing punches Big Fat Slob with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Thing hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 32 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 39 of 40 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 59-55
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Big Fat Slob throws a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing scores with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Thing jars Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing jars Big Fat Slob with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Thing smashes Big Fat Slob with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Big Fat Slob charges with a series of blows to the ribs, but Thing deftly avoits it.
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+Thing takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Big Fat Slob scores with a barrage of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing belts Big Fat Slob with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 33 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 38 of 41 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 69-64
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing throws a pair of punches to the chin. Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing punches Big Fat Slob with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing thumps Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Thing belts Big Fat Slob with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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+Thing stuns Big Fat Slob with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob laughs!
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Fat Slob paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Big Fat Slob attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Thing backs out of it.
+Big Fat Slob catches Thing with a commanding left to the stomach.
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+Thing hits Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 28 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 38 of 38 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 79-73
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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-Big Fat Slob attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thing ties him up.
+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob catches Thing with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Thing grazes Big Fat Slob with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye. Big Fat Slob backpedals to his own corner.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing jolts Big Fat Slob with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Thing pokes Big Fat Slob with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
+Thing connects with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Big Fat Slob solidly lands a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thing slams Big Fat Slob with a volley of heavy shots to the face. Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 30 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 37 of 37 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 89-82
Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing lands a series of shots to the temple.
-Thing paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Big Fat Slob takes it in the forearms.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Fat Slob shakes Thing with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing scores with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth!!
-Big Fat Slob throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Thing lands a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing hammers Big Fat Slob with a volley of shots to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob drills Thing with a series of blows to the stomach!
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+Thing hits Big Fat Slob with a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
+Thing stuns Big Fat Slob with a jab to the jaw.
-Big Fat Slob launches a straight right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Thing ducks just in time.
+Thing punches Big Fat Slob with a pair of shots to the chin! Big Fat Slob sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 32 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 33 of 39 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 99-91
Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Thing tags Big Fat Slob with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but Thing quickly backs away.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a series of shots to the ribs!
+Thing grazes Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the mouth!!
+Thing lashes out with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Thing fires a volley of painful shots to the eye. Big Fat Slob sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Big Fat Slob lands a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Thing solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Thing tags Big Fat Slob with a loud left to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 30 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 40 of 40 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 109-100
Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Big Fat Slob clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thing backpedals and jabs.
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+Big Fat Slob staggers Thing with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Thing wallops Big Fat Slob with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Thing backs out of it.
+Thing scores with a nasty jab to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob slams Thing with a hard uppercut to the stomach. Thing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Big Fat Slob launches a pair of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing hits with a volley of wild shots to the mouth. Big Fat Slob quickly recovers.
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+Thing tosses a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing hurts Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob staggers Thing with a volley of powerful blows to the chest!!
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+Thing rocks Big Fat Slob with a volley of strong blows to the mouth.
+Thing annoys Big Fat Slob with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
Thing tries to attack, but Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 30 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 36 of 43 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 119-109
Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 12: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 119-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 12: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 119-109
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 11: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 12: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 119-109
Tha Next Big Thing wins by decision!
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