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(Featherweight) The Politician defeated The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, April 27, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is The Politician!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Politician comes out fighting.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Norris fires a series of punches to the head.
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-Politician lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Norris steps aside.
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-Politician lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but Norris blocks.
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+Politician grazes Norris with a barrage of heavy blows to the eye.
+Norris lands a jab to the chin.
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+Norris pummels Politician with a uppercut to the ribs. Politician sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Politician belts Norris with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Politician annoys Norris with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Politician rocks Norris with a pair of hard blows to the jaw. Norris sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Politician lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Norris goes down!!

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SIX
Norris struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Norris stuns Politician with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Norris tosses a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
+Norris staggers Politician with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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+Norris jars Politician with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Norris catches Politician with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
-Politician throws a volley of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Norris punches Politician with a flurry of shots to the face!
+Norris catches Politician with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Politician attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Norris narrowly avoids it
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+Norris shakes Politician with a volley of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Politician landed 13 of 28 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 50 of 52 punches.

The Politician won the round 10-8

The Politician is winning the fight 10-8


Politician doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Politician comes out fighting.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Norris wallops Politician with a solid jab to the jaw.
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+Norris annoys Politician with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Norris hammers Politician with a series of punches to the temple.
+Norris hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Politician lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Politician throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Norris ducks.
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+Politician throws a nice straight right to the face!
Politician lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Norris is flattened!!

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FIVE
Norris struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Norris fires a series of shots to the chin.
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+Norris whacks Politician with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Norris clocks Politician with a volley of punches to the chin. Politician hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Norris rocks Politician with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Politician paws a right sweeping right to the eye, but Norris deftly avoits it.
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+Politician wallops Norris with a flurry of hard blows to the eye.
+Politician pops Norris with a pair of light punches to the eye.
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+Norris lands a vicious jab to the eye. Politician gets mad!
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+Norris hammers Politician with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Norris whacks Politician with a volley of off balance blows to the mouth.
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+Norris shakes Politician with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Politician connects with Norris with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Politician landed 13 of 34 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 48 of 48 punches.

The Politician won the round 10-8

The Politician is winning the fight 20-16


Politician doesn't even want to rest!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Politician comes out fighting.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Politician fires a right straight right to the face, but falls short.
+Norris wallops Politician with a barrage of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Politician hits with Norris with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Politician attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Norris stays away from it.
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+Politician hits Norris with a pair of stiff shots to the temple.
Politician lands a slow motion right hook and Norris is knocked down!!

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SEVEN
Norris struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Politician connects with a pair of hard blows to the face.
+Norris slams Politician with a series of strong shots to the chest.
+Norris jolts Politician with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
+Norris jolts Politician with a series of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Norris lands a quick jab to the chest.
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-Politician lunges with a volley of blows to the head, but Norris stays away from it.
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+Politician thumps Norris with a stinging uppercut to the chin.
+Norris throws a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Norris fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Norris tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
-Norris fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Politician attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but Norris steps aside and laughs.
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+Norris wallops Politician with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Norris slams Politician with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Politician covers up.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Politician landed 12 of 30 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 41 of 46 punches.

The Politician won the round 9-8

The Politician is winning the fight 29-24


Politician remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Norris is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Politician comes out fighting.
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Politician solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin. Norris hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Politician lands a brutal right blow to the head and Norris is knocked down!!

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SIX
Norris struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Politician hits with Norris with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
+Politician pummels Norris with a series of punches to the jaw!! Norris falls against the ropes!
Politician lands a resounding right blow to the head and Norris is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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THREE

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FIVE

SIX
Norris struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Politician rocks Norris with a flurry of punches to the head!
Politician lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Norris staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TEN
He's Out!
The Politician wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Politician remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Norris is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Politician 10-8
Round 2: The Politician 10-8
Round 3: The Politician 9-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Politician 10-8
Round 2: The Politician 10-8
Round 3: The Politician 9-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Politician 10-8
Round 2: The Politician 10-8
Round 3: The Politician 9-8

The Politician wins by a knockout!