Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, April 25, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Dancing Pole steps aside and laughs.
-Banner throws a series of punches to the chin, but Dancing Pole blocks.
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+Banner whacks Dancing Pole with a series of stinging punches to the face. Dancing Pole quickly recovers.
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-Dancing Pole tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dancing Pole ducks just in time.
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-Banner attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 33 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Banner attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing Pole probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dancing Pole ducks just in time.
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-Banner probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Banner fires a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-18
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Banner tries a right roundhouse to the eye, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner tries a left jab to the head, but goes wide.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole blocks.
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-Banner throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 33 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 30-27
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole steps aside and laughs.
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+Banner belts Dancing Pole with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Banner attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dancing Pole throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Banner tries a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Banner throws a left straight right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner attempts a left right to the jaw, but Dancing Pole backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 7 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 34 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 40-36
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dancing Pole backs out of it.
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-Banner throws a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Banner attempts a left straight right to the nose, but Dancing Pole ties him up.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dancing Pole ties him up.
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-Dancing Pole lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 50-45
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Banner tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Dancing Pole quickly backs away.
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-Dancing Pole tries a barrage of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Banner tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Banner fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Banner tries to land a straight right to the head, but Dancing Pole leaps aside.
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-Banner paws a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 60-54
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Banner attempts a series of punches to the face, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Banner paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Banner probes with a right left to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing Pole lashes out with a right right to the eye, but Banner ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 9 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 70-63
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Banner attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing Pole deftly avoits it.
-Banner attempts a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Banner fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Dancing Pole beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner lunges with a cross to the mouth, but Dancing Pole steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 33 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 80-72
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Banner attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Banner throws a jab to the head, but Dancing Pole backs out of it.
-Banner tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Dancing Pole narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing Pole attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Banner tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Dancing Pole steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 30 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 90-81
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole quickly backs away.
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-Banner throws a right to the mouth, but Dancing Pole backs out of it.
-Banner tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dancing Pole narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing Pole attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Banner leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 9 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 100-90
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner charges with a series of left blows to the eye, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Dancing Pole beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner paws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Dancing Pole ties him up.
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+Banner whacks Dancing Pole with a pair of blows to the face.
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-Banner throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Banner attempts a jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 7 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 110-99
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Dancing Pole covers up.
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Banner attacks with a jab to the temple, but Dancing Pole hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancing Pole thumps Banner with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Banner charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Dancing Pole blocks.
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-Dancing Pole charges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 4 of 34 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 120-108
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!
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