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(Light-Heavyweight) Kumar Onyango defeated Thaarkalack The Imposter by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Friday, April 22, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Kumar Onyango!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Thaarkalack The Imposter!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack feints and fakes. (feinting)

+Thaarkalack annoys Onyango with a barrage of feints to the ribs.
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-Thaarkalack throws a feint and then a jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Onyango quickly backs away.
-Thaarkalack paws a volley of feints to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Onyango shakes Thaarkalack with a flurry of quick shots to the nose.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 10 of 30 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 10-9


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Onyango leaps aside.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but Onyango ducks just in time.
+Thaarkalack stuns Onyango with a glancing jab to the ribs. Onyango grimaces in pain.
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+Onyango hits Thaarkalack with a flurry of stiff shots to the face. Thaarkalack seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 7 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 25 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 20-18


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Thaarkalack probes with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Onyango covers himself well.
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-Thaarkalack fires a right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango steps aside.
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+Thaarkalack backs up Onyango with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Onyango tosses a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 25 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 30-27


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Thaarkalack lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Onyango beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a left to the chin, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
+Onyango pounds Thaarkalack with a barrage of shots to the head.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango backs out of it.
-Thaarkalack attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Thaarkalack hits Onyango with a right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 25 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 40-36


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack launches a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Onyango connects with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 50-45


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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-Thaarkalack probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Onyango punches Thaarkalack with a pair of punches to the temple! Thaarkalack beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 60-54


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thaarkalack throws a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a right to the solar plexus, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Onyango escapes.
+Thaarkalack annoys Onyango with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a flurry of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Onyango backs out of it.
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+Thaarkalack hits Onyango with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Onyango pops Thaarkalack with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 14 of 58 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 70-63


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thaarkalack fires a series of left punches to the face, but Onyango quickly backs away.
-Thaarkalack probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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-Thaarkalack throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Onyango escapes.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a left to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Onyango takes it in the forearms.
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+Thaarkalack tosses a series of punches to the head. Onyango retreats to the far corner.
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-Thaarkalack paws a left right to the head, but Onyango ducks just in time.
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+Onyango punches Thaarkalack with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Thaarkalack throws a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Onyango blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 8 of 56 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 80-72


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

+Thaarkalack throws a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Onyango hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a series of left blows to the temple, but Onyango stays away from it.
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+Onyango rocks Thaarkalack with a pair of furious shots to the face.
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-Thaarkalack paws a left jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Onyango blocks.
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-Thaarkalack launches a flurry of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 55 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 90-81


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
-Thaarkalack attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Thaarkalack tries to land a volley of shots to the temple, but Onyango beats a hasty retreat.
-Thaarkalack lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Onyango hits with a flurry of painful shots to the stomach. Thaarkalack quickly recovers. Onyango strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Thaarkalack's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Kumar Onyango wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9

Kumar Onyango wins by a technical knockout!