Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, April 16, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
They stays outside and uses his jab.
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+They throws a straight right to the eye.
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+They tags Float with a volley of loud shots to the eye. Float hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Float wakes up the fans with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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-Float probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but They stays away from it.
-Float lunges with a left jab to the nose, but misses completely.
-They attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Float attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but They narrowly avoids it
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+Float throws a series of loud punches to the ribs. They covers up.
-Float attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+They belts Float with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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-Float launches a series of right shots to the face, but They covers himself well.
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-They lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+They wallops Float with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
They lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Float lands flat on his back!!
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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float lands a vicious jab to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 14 of 37 punches, and they call me fat man! landed 19 of 31 punches.
they call me fat man! won the round 10-8
they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-8
Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
They is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
They stays outside and uses his jab.
-They paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Float leaps aside.
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-They throws a jab to the ribs, but misses.
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-Float paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but They quickly backs away.
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+They hits with a flurry of quick shots to the chest. Float sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-They probes with a left sweeping right to the chest, but Float quickly backs away.
-Float lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float hammers They with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. They doesn't notice. Float is raining blows! They is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
They can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!
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