Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Mathew Webber by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, April 11, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Mathew Webber!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Banner tries to land a volley of left crosses to the mouth, but misses.
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+Webber hits with a roundhouse to the head.
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-Banner tries to land a flurry of right hooks to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Banner tosses a barrage of shots to the jaw. Webber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Banner probes with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
-Banner throws a volley of blows to the head, but Webber stays away from it.
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+Banner attacks with a flurry of hard roundhouses to the nose. Webber sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Banner throws a volley of crosses to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 41 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Banner hits with a series of light uppercuts to the nose. Webber covers up.
-Banner tries a flurry of left uppercuts to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Banner throws a flurry of uppercuts to the jaw! Webber quickly recovers.
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-Banner attacks with a left left to the nose, but Webber ducks.
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-Banner lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right roundhouses to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Banner probes with a roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Banner attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-18
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner lunges with a series of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Banner attempts a right left to the jaw, but misses.
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-Banner tries to land a right left to the head, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
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+Webber connects with a barrage of quick shots to the chin.
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-Banner lunges with a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right crosses to the eye, but Webber backs out of it.
-Banner attacks with a barrage of shots to the face, but Webber escapes.
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+Banner annoys Webber with a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 37 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 30-27
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner lunges with a volley of right uppercuts to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Banner probes with a pair of shots to the face, but Webber steps aside.
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-Banner probes with a pair of right crosses to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner fires a volley of left punches to the face, but Webber steps aside and laughs.
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+Banner lands Webber with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Banner hits with a volley of vicious hooks to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 40-36
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner attempts a volley of roundhouses to the jaw, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner tries a volley of roundhouses to the face, but is ineffective.
-Banner launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Webber backs out of it.
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-Banner fires a pair of roundhouses to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Banner hammers Webber with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Banner throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Webber takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner tries to land a roundhouse to the eye, but Webber ties him up.
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+Webber tattoos Banner with a barrage of furious blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 10 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 50-45
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner tries a pair of uppercuts to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Banner jolts Webber with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Banner staggers Webber with a series of hard crosses to the mouth. Webber is hurt!
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-Banner attacks with a series of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Banner probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the face, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner paws a barrage of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 39 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 60-54
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner fires a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but Webber stays away from it.
-Banner attacks with a pair of hooks to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Banner attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Webber grazes Banner with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Banner probes with a hook to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner launches a left hook to the temple, but Webber ties him up.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of roundhouses to the face, but Webber blocks.
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-Banner probes with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Webber narrowly avoids it
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+Banner hurts Webber with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Webber shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 38 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 70-63
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Banner throws a pair of left blows to the eye, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner fires a series of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Banner hits with a barrage of solid blows to the head.
+Banner hits with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw! Webber retreats to the far corner.
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-Banner attempts a series of blows to the temple, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner lunges with a left right to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Webber attacks with a volley of vicious crosses to the head.
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-Banner throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Banner probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 44 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 80-72
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner attempts a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Banner solidly lands a pair of blows to the eye. Webber doesn't notice.
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+Webber rocks Banner with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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-Banner charges with a pair of right roundhouses to the face, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner lunges with a pair of right hooks to the eye, but Webber covers himself well.
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-Banner attempts a series of right crosses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Banner probes with a series of right blows to the face, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 7 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 7 of 41 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 90-81
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner probes with a pair of right crosses to the chin, but Webber quickly backs away.
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-Banner lunges with a pair of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Webber blocks.
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-Banner attempts a uppercut to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Banner hits with a hook to the nose.
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-Banner attacks with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 39 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 100-90
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Banner lashes out with a series of crosses to the eye, but falls short.
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-Banner launches a volley of right roundhouses to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Banner tries to land a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner lashes out with a series of right shots to the head, but Webber takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner hits Webber with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the face. Webber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 10 of 41 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 110-99
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Webber covers up.
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Banner attempts a volley of left roundhouses to the temple, but Webber steps aside and laughs.
-Banner attempts a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but Webber quickly backs away.
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-Banner launches a right left to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Banner tries a series of uppercuts to the face, but falls short.
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+Banner wakes up the fans with a flurry of crosses to the head.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left uppercuts to the eye, but Webber steps aside.
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+Banner belts Webber with a barrage of powerful roundhouses to the mouth.
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-Banner lashes out with a pair of crosses to the chin, but Webber covers himself well.
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+Webber tags Banner with a volley of off balance blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 10 of 37 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 120-108
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!
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