Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) weak af lmao defeated Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, April 11, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 69 pounds (31 kilograms) is weak af lmao!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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+Weak lands a pair of furious shots to the eye. Dancing Pole falls against the ropes!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 6 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 10-9
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Weak covers himself well.
+Weak fires a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 20-18
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Weak leaps aside.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 30-27
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole throws a pair of left blows to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 40-36
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 50-45
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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+Weak nails Dancing Pole with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dancing Pole lashes out with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 5 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 60-54
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 70-63
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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-Dancing Pole attacks with a right hook to the face, but Weak ducks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 2 of 7 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 80-72
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 90-81
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 100-90
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 110-99
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Dancing Pole covers up.
Weak covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim "Dancing Pole" Duggan landed 3 of 8 punches, and weak af lmao landed 4 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 120-108
Dancing Pole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Weak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
weak af lmao wins by decision!
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