Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mustard Poo Poo defeated Adam Carolla by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, April 09, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mustard Poo Poo!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Adam Carolla!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Carolla lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Mustard throws a pair of heavy punches to the mouth!
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-Mustard tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Carolla tries to land a left jab to the chin, but falls short.
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-Carolla charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Mustard ducks just in time.
+Carolla smacks Mustard with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Mustard gets mad!
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+Mustard attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!!
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-Carolla attempts a right straight right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Mustard suprises Carolla with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Carolla is hurt!
-Carolla charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Mustard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mustard pummels Carolla with a sweeping right to the jaw. Carolla covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 25 of 31 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 8 of 28 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 10-9
Mustard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Carolla doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Carolla paws a pair of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
-Carolla attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Carolla throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Mustard tags Carolla with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
-Carolla throws a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Carolla launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Mustard ducks just in time.
+Mustard grazes Carolla with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Mustard lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Carolla attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Carolla paws a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Carolla thumps Mustard with a barrage of strong shots to the chin!!
-Mustard probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Mustard hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
-Carolla throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
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+Mustard wakes up the fans with a loud sweeping right to the stomach.
+Carolla staggers Mustard with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Mustard hammers Carolla with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Carolla lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Carolla lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Mustard strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the head. Carolla ignores it.
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-Mustard lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Carolla quickly backs away.
+Mustard fires a nice jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 35 of 50 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 12 of 53 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 20-18
Mustard doesn't even want to rest!
Carolla doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Carolla charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Mustard tries to land a right jab to the face, but Carolla steps aside.
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+Mustard throws a series of loud punches to the head.
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-Carolla throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Carolla throws a right jab to the stomach, but Mustard ducks just in time.
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+Mustard jars Carolla with a jab to the chin!
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+Carolla tosses a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
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-Carolla lashes out with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Mustard ducks just in time.
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+Mustard pops Carolla with a glancing jab to the head.
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-Carolla charges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Mustard stays away from it.
+Mustard smashes Carolla with a series of punches to the head.
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-Carolla launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but Mustard takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 22 of 31 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 10 of 41 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 30-27
Mustard doesn't even want to rest!
Carolla remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mustard paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Carolla attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Mustard ducks just in time.
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-Carolla lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard backs out of it.
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+Mustard jolts Carolla with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Mustard hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Mustard drills Carolla with a solid straight right to the chin.
+Mustard hits with a loud left to the nose.
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-Carolla launches a volley of shots to the chest, but Mustard ties him up.
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-Carolla launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Mustard backs out of it.
-Carolla launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Mustard deftly avoits it.
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-Carolla launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Mustard deftly avoits it.
+Carolla throws a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 23 of 31 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 8 of 37 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 40-36
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Carolla remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Mustard punches Carolla with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Carolla probes with a right cross to the ribs, but Mustard quickly backs away.
+Carolla pounds Mustard with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Mustard scores with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Mustard charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Carolla narrowly avoids it
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+Mustard throws a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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-Carolla tries a right to the solar plexus, but Mustard ties him up.
-Carolla tries to land a right straight right to the chest, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
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-Carolla paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Mustard hurts Carolla with a furious jab to the head.
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-Carolla launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 22 of 33 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 8 of 39 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 50-45
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Carolla remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Carolla fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but Mustard leaps aside.
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-Carolla attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard escapes.
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-Carolla lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Mustard strikes with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
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+Carolla pokes Mustard with a series of punches to the stomach! Mustard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Carolla probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard takes it in the forearms.
-Carolla launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Mustard escapes.
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-Mustard throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Carolla stays away from it.
-Carolla probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Mustard takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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-Carolla lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Mustard throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Mustard tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Carolla ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 24 of 32 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 7 of 38 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 60-54
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Carolla grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Mustard attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Mustard pokes Carolla with a painful jab to the face. Carolla doesn't seem bothered.
-Carolla fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Mustard fires a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Mustard jars Carolla with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw.
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-Carolla probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Mustard stays away from it.
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-Carolla lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Mustard quickly backs away.
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-Carolla throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
-Carolla fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
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-Carolla probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Mustard annoys Carolla with a jab to the eye. Carolla sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Carolla fires a light straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 20 of 32 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 7 of 40 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 70-63
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Carolla grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Carolla attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Mustard quickly backs away.
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-Carolla tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Carolla attacks with a right jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Carolla attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Mustard lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Mustard shakes Carolla with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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+Mustard hits with a series of punches to the nose. Carolla backpedals to his own corner.
+Carolla pokes Mustard with a pair of painful punches to the ribs! Mustard is hurt!
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+Mustard solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the mouth!
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-Carolla paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard stays away from it.
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-Carolla fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Mustard ducks.
+Mustard lands a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Carolla laughs!
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-Carolla launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
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-Mustard tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 20 of 32 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 9 of 49 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 80-72
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Carolla grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Carolla attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Carolla attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but Mustard stays away from it.
+Mustard catches Carolla with a pair of light punches to the chin!
-Mustard attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Mustard jars Carolla with a volley of solid punches to the jaw. Carolla doesn't notice.
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-Carolla attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Mustard ties him up.
-Carolla attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Carolla takes charge with Mustard with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Carolla probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Mustard ducks just in time.
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-Mustard throws a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Carolla paws a right straight right to the head, but only hits air.
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+Mustard whacks Carolla with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Carolla attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Carolla stuns Mustard with a series of stiff punches to the face. Mustard falls against the ropes!
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-Carolla fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Mustard escapes.
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+Mustard lands a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 21 of 32 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 8 of 42 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 90-81
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Carolla is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Carolla backs up Mustard with a low blow! This is terrible!
-Carolla launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
-Carolla lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Mustard lands a nice jab to the face. Carolla covers up.
-Carolla lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Mustard ducks.
-Carolla probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Carolla lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mustard probes with a roundhouse to the eye, but Carolla backs out of it.
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+Mustard nails Carolla with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Carolla hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Carolla jolts Mustard with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Mustard throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Mustard fires a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Carolla paws a right to the face, but is ineffective.
-Mustard charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Carolla backs out of it.
+Mustard lands a hard left to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 21 of 41 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 8 of 41 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 100-90
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Carolla is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Carolla tries to land a right to the eye, but Mustard steps aside.
-Carolla charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Mustard fires a volley of hard punches to the jaw. Carolla hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Carolla pummels Mustard with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Mustard staggers Carolla with a light jab to the nose.
-Mustard tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Mustard probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Carolla attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Carolla probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Mustard tags Carolla with a loud cross to the mouth.
-Carolla tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Mustard hits with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Mustard attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Carolla takes it in the forearms.
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-Carolla charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Mustard quickly backs away.
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-Carolla tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Mustard probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Carolla tattoos Mustard with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 23 of 38 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 7 of 41 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 110-99
Mustard is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Carolla is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Carolla is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Mustard grazes Carolla with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
+Carolla fires a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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+Mustard tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Mustard attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Mustard launches a left jab to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Mustard attempts a jab to the eye, but misses.
-Carolla lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Mustard ducks.
-Carolla fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but Mustard ducks.
+Carolla belts Mustard with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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-Carolla attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Carolla attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mustard probes with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Mustard wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Carolla probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Carolla paws a volley of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Carolla lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses.
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+Mustard drills Carolla with a series of punches to the nose. Carolla sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 21 of 40 punches, and Adam Carolla landed 7 of 39 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 120-108
Mustard is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Carolla is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-108
Mustard Poo Poo wins by decision!
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