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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated Magnus Maximus by unanimous decision: 115-107, 115-107, 115-107.

Match Saturday, April 09, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 549 pounds (249 kilograms) is Magnus Maximus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Float shakes Maximus with a series of quick punches to the nose.
+Float pounds Maximus with a straight right to the temple. Maximus backpedals to his own corner.
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+Float stuns Maximus with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Float rocks Maximus with a volley of heavy shots to the eye. Maximus doesn't notice.
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+Maximus shakes Float with a series of light punches to the temple!!
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-Maximus attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Float deftly avoits it.
-Float probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but Maximus steps aside.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Float attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Maximus blocks.
-Maximus lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Float steps aside and laughs.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float tosses a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Maximus attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 28 of 39 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 6 of 23 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 10-9


Float doesn't even want to rest!

Maximus doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Float hits Maximus with a stiff hook to the temple.
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+Float staggers Maximus with a barrage of light punches to the face. Maximus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Maximus solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-Float launches a pair of punches to the face, but Maximus ducks.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus tries a right to the jaw, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float hits Maximus with a pair of wild punches to the eye!
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Float attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Float fires a volley of punches to the ribs. Maximus beats a hasty retreat.
+Float hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Float escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 26 of 44 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 8 of 22 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 20-18


Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Float tags Maximus with a cross to the nose!
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float hits with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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+Float solidly lands a sweeping right to the head!!
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Maximus tosses a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Maximus fires a series of punches to the temple.
Maximus lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Float drops like a stone!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float hits with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
+Float lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Maximus throws a barrage of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
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-Maximus throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Float tags Maximus with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 28 of 41 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 6 of 25 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Maximus catches Float with a series of nasty shots to the nose.
-Maximus throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Float pounds Maximus with a nice jab to the chin. Maximus doesn't seem bothered.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Float attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus probes with a volley of left shots to the nose, but Float takes it in the forearms.
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-Float attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Maximus steps aside.
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-Maximus lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Float probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Maximus steps aside and laughs.
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+Float tags Maximus with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Maximus covers up.
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+Float tattoos Maximus with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Float thumps Maximus with a stiff straight right to the jaw. Maximus seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 21 of 44 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 6 of 25 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 38-37


Float is obviously tired.

Maximus doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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+Maximus hits with a volley of loud blows to the mouth. Float asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Float shakes Maximus with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Float hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Maximus fires a volley of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Maximus hits Float with a barrage of powerful blows to the jaw.
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+Float hammers Maximus with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Float connects with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Float fires a mean jab to the chin. Maximus covers up.
+Maximus grazes Float with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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-Maximus charges with a volley of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float rocks Maximus with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Float smacks Maximus with a series of quick punches to the head.
Float lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Maximus bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Maximus lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Float suprises Maximus with a pair of punches to the chin. Maximus gets mad!
+Float fires a light jab to the jaw.
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+Float throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
Float lands a blood spattering right cross to the jaw and Maximus's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 36 of 36 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 5 of 24 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-7

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 48-44


Float is obviously tired.

Maximus is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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-Maximus lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Float ties him up.
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-Maximus charges with a flurry of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float pops Maximus with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Maximus throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 8 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 2 of 24 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 57-54


Float is obviously tired.

Maximus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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+Float staggers Maximus with a series of commanding blows to the jaw. Maximus grimaces in pain.
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-Maximus throws a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Maximus jars Float with a volley of stinging blows to the face.
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-Maximus lunges with a right left to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Float backs up Maximus with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Float hits Maximus with a heavy roundhouse to the ribs.
Float lands a tremendous right cross to the jaw and Maximus hurtles to the canvas!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Maximus wallops Float with a flurry of blows to the head! Float beats a hasty retreat.
-Maximus tries to land a uppercut to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Float pummels Maximus with a flurry of wild shots to the nose.
Float lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Maximus collapses!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float tattoos Maximus with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Float hits Maximus with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Maximus covers up.
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+Float punches Maximus with a volley of loud blows to the eye. Maximus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Float attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Maximus shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 40 of 40 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 4 of 22 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-7

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 67-61


Float is obviously tired.

Maximus is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus lashes out with a flurry of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Maximus throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Float leaps aside.
-Maximus fires a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Maximus probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but Float blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 6 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 25 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 76-71


Float is obviously tired.

Maximus is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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-Maximus launches a flurry of punches to the face, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Float attacks with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Maximus attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Maximus lunges with a barrage of right shots to the head, but Float backs out of it.
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-Maximus tries a flurry of blows to the face, but Float quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 8 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 25 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 86-80


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Maximus comes out fighting.

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-Maximus throws a flurry of left shots to the head, but Float stays away from it.
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+Float smacks Maximus with a volley of quick punches to the head.
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+Float connects with a volley of shots to the head. Maximus doesn't notice.
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+Float shakes Maximus with a furious left to the jaw. Maximus laughs!
Float lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Maximus staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Maximus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Float tosses a barrage of blows to the jaw. Maximus ignores it.
-Maximus lashes out with a volley of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Maximus probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Float leaps aside.
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+Float hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+Float tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Maximus annoys Float with a flurry of light punches to the face.
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-Maximus probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Maximus throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Float hides behind his gloves.
+Float throws a furious left to the jaw.
+Float solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Float drills Maximus with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Float fires a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Maximus seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 44 of 48 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 0 of 22 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 96-88


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Maximus throws a right left to the chin, but falls short.
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-Maximus throws a right straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Maximus fires a volley of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Maximus probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Float steps aside and laughs.
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-Maximus throws a left right to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Float pummels Maximus with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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-Maximus tries a barrage of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
-Maximus throws a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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Float tries to attack, but Maximus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Maximus probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Maximus charges with a series of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Maximus tries a pair of punches to the face, but Float ducks just in time.
-Maximus paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Maximus tries to land a series of left shots to the eye, but Float ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 7 of 7 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 1 of 61 punches.

Magnus Maximus won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 105-98


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maximus is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Float stuns Maximus with a barrage of punches to the eye. Maximus is hurt!
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-Maximus fires a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Maximus throws a left right to the ribs, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float fires a volley of nice blows to the nose. Maximus is hurt!
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-Maximus launches a pair of hooks to the temple, but Float takes it in the forearms.
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-Maximus probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Maximus throws a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 8 of 8 punches, and Magnus Maximus landed 1 of 22 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 115-107


Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Maximus is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 6: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 11: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 12: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9

Total Score: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 115-107


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 6: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 11: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 12: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9

Total Score: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 115-107


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 2: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 3: Magnus Maximus 10-8
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 6: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 7: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-7
Round 8: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 9: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 10: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-8
Round 11: Magnus Maximus 10-9
Round 12: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9

Total Score: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 115-107

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by decision!