Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mustard Poo Poo defeated Darin Rogers by unanimous decision: 120-103, 120-103, 120-103.Match Saturday, April 02, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mustard Poo Poo!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 184 pounds (83 kilograms) is Darin Rogers!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
-Mustard tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Rogers hits with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Mustard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mustard lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mustard nails Rogers with a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus!
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-Mustard probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Mustard scores with a series of shots to the ribs. Rogers hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 12 of 30 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 7 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 10-9
Mustard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rogers doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
+Mustard attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Rogers clocks Mustard with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Mustard paws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Rogers ties him up.
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-Mustard attempts a flurry of crosses to the stomach, but Rogers quickly backs away.
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+Mustard catches Rogers with a volley of roundhouses to the stomach. Rogers laughs!
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-Mustard launches a volley of crosses to the stomach, but Rogers ducks.
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-Mustard attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Rogers takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 11 of 32 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 7 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 20-18
Mustard doesn't even want to rest!
Rogers doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
-Mustard probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Rogers hides behind his gloves.
-Mustard lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Rogers backs out of it.
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-Mustard attacks with a series of crosses to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Rogers tosses a loud straight right to the chin.
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+Mustard tags Rogers with a series of roundhouses to the ribs.
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+Mustard tattoos Rogers with a volley of strong uppercuts to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 13 of 32 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 6 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 30-27
Mustard doesn't even want to rest!
Rogers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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+Mustard connects with a series of hooks to the ribs.
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+Mustard pokes Rogers with a pair of blows to the ribs. Rogers sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Mustard attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Mustard paws a volley of roundhouses to the stomach, but Rogers narrowly avoids it
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-Mustard lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Rogers deftly avoits it.
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-Mustard launches a barrage of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Rogers hammers Mustard with a barrage of quick blows to the jaw. Mustard backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 12 of 34 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 5 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 40-36
Mustard doesn't even want to rest!
Rogers grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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-Mustard launches a series of roundhouses to the ribs, but Rogers beats a hasty retreat.
+Mustard tosses a pair of hooks to the solar plexus. Rogers hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mustard launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mustard takes charge with a shot to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 11 of 28 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 5 of 9 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 50-45
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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-Mustard probes with a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Mustard tries a pair of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Rogers escapes.
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-Mustard lashes out with a volley of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Mustard shakes Rogers with a nice right to the ribs.
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-Mustard charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Rogers stays away from it.
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+Mustard catches Rogers with a hard hook to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 12 of 34 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 5 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 60-54
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
-Mustard probes with a barrage of hooks to the solar plexus, but Rogers steps aside and laughs.
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+Rogers lands a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Mustard hits with a volley of nice hooks to the solar plexus.
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-Mustard attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Rogers steps aside and laughs.
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-Mustard probes with a left shot to the ribs, but Rogers leaps aside.
+Mustard wallops Rogers with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
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-Mustard tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 12 of 32 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 5 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 70-63
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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+Mustard attacks with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Mustard throws a volley of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
+Rogers tosses a flurry of painful shots to the chin.
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-Mustard lunges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Rogers blocks.
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-Mustard paws a barrage of left uppercuts to the head, but goes wide.
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+Mustard jolts Rogers with a flurry of light roundhouses to the eye.
Mustard lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Rogers's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Rogers struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mustard launches a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Rogers leaps aside.
+Mustard pummels Rogers with a mean shot to the face. Rogers gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 17 of 41 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-8
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 80-71
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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-Mustard lunges with a cross to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Mustard lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Mustard fires a flurry of mean hooks to the ribs.
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+Mustard hammers Rogers with a barrage of hooks to the ribs.
-Mustard lunges with a volley of crosses to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Mustard paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Rogers ducks just in time.
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+Rogers smashes Mustard with a series of nice shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 13 of 34 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 5 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 90-80
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
-Mustard charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Rogers ties him up.
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-Mustard paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Rogers narrowly avoids it
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+Mustard annoys Rogers with a flurry of crosses to the solar plexus.
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+Mustard tosses a flurry of light crosses to the solar plexus.
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-Mustard tries a pair of roundhouses to the chest, but Rogers ducks.
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-Mustard probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but Rogers blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 12 of 35 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 100-89
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rogers looks exhausted.
ROUND 11
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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+Mustard hurts Rogers with a pair of uppercuts to the eye.
Mustard lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Rogers's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Rogers struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mustard throws a volley of left crosses to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Rogers smacks Mustard with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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+Mustard tags Rogers with a barrage of strong shots to the eye!!
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Mustard stuns Rogers with a series of loud hooks to the eye.
Mustard lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Rogers hurtles to the canvas!!
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Rogers struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rogers attacks with a series of punches to the chest. Mustard quickly recovers.
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+Mustard hits Rogers with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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-Mustard attempts a barrage of left hooks to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Mustard tosses a flurry of strong uppercuts to the jaw.
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-Mustard throws a pair of left shots to the nose, but Rogers beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mustard throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Rogers ducks.
-Mustard tries a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 16 of 38 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 4 of 9 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-7
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 110-96
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rogers looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Mustard throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Rogers covers up.
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+Mustard drills Rogers with a barrage of punches to the head.
Mustard lands a resounding left blow to the head and Rogers collapses!!
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Rogers struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mustard hurts Rogers with a series of crosses to the eye.
Mustard lands a beautiful right uppercut and Rogers is flattened!!
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Rogers struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mustard takes charge with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
-Mustard paws a series of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Rogers ducks just in time.
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+Mustard pummels Rogers with a series of off balance punches to the jaw!! Rogers gets mad!
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-Rogers throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Mustard ties him up.
+Rogers punches Mustard with a hook to the jaw.
+Mustard punches Rogers with a heavy left to the eye.
-Mustard fires a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but Rogers takes it in the forearms.
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+Rogers annoys Mustard with a volley of stiff shots to the mouth.
+Mustard pops Rogers with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin.
-Mustard lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Rogers steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mustard Poo Poo landed 18 of 37 punches, and Darin Rogers landed 3 of 8 punches.
Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-7
Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 120-103
Mustard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rogers collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-103
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-103
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Round 12: Mustard Poo Poo 10-7
Total Score: Mustard Poo Poo 120-103
Mustard Poo Poo wins by decision!
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