Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sharks Dwarf Straw defeated hahahaman by unanimous decision: 120-107, 120-107, 120-107.Match Monday, March 14, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Sharks Dwarf Straw!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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+Straw attacks with a series of blows to the nose.
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-Straw attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
+Straw throws a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Hahahaman shakes Straw with a volley of mean punches to the nose. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 9 of 27 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 10-9
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hahahaman whacks Straw with a series of nasty punches to the head.
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-Straw paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman blocks.
+Straw smashes Hahahaman with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Hahahaman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Straw fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw strikes with a nice hook to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 11 of 34 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 20-18
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pounds Hahahaman with a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
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-Straw throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman ducks.
-Straw probes with a left straight right to the stomach, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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-Straw fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Straw launches a uppercut to the ribs, but misses.
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+Straw whacks Hahahaman with a light hook to the ribs.
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+Hahahaman tosses a barrage of commanding shots to the face!
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-Straw charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 11 of 31 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 30-27
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hahahaman throws a volley of quick blows to the face.
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-Straw launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a series of shots to the stomach, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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+Straw hits with a volley of blows to the stomach!
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-Straw tries a right uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Straw fires a series of hard blows to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 13 of 32 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 40-36
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Straw probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Straw jolts Hahahaman with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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-Straw lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a right right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hahahaman wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 9 of 25 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 50-45
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a left left to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman ducks.
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+Straw connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Hahahaman tags Straw with a series of blows to the chin! Straw doesn't notice.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 8 of 25 punches, and hahahaman landed 9 of 9 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 60-54
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
-Straw tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hahahaman tags Straw with a volley of punches to the ribs! Straw falls against the ropes!
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-Straw fires a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Straw wallops Hahahaman with a hook to the chest.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 9 of 25 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 70-63
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hahahaman lands a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Straw throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Straw attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 7 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 80-72
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Straw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Hahahaman hits with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Hahahaman escapes.
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Hahahaman tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw paws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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+Straw jars Hahahaman with a flurry of shots to the chest!
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+Straw backs up Hahahaman with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 9 of 23 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 90-81
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Straw is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Straw paws a barrage of right shots to the head, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hahahaman pops Straw with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Straw tosses a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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+Straw jolts Hahahaman with a glancing hook to the head.
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-Straw attacks with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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-Straw launches a pair of right shots to the nose, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 13 of 33 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 100-90
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Straw is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Straw charges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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+Straw suprises Hahahaman with a commanding right to the temple.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Hahahaman escapes.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Straw lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Hahahaman tosses a series of strong shots to the nose. Straw ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 11 of 34 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 110-99
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Straw throws a right punch to the eye, but Hahahaman ducks.
+Straw jars Hahahaman with a right to the jaw. Hahahaman shakes his head to clear it.
Straw lands a terrific blow to the head and Hahahaman hurtles to the canvas!!
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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Straw probes with a barrage of right hooks to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Hahahaman throws a pair of glancing punches to the chin!
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+Straw rocks Hahahaman with a flurry of mean shots to the head.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Straw probes with a pair of uppercuts to the nose, but Hahahaman steps aside.
+Hahahaman clocks Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Straw smashes Hahahaman with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 12 of 35 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches.
Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-8
Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 120-107
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 11: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-8
Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 120-107
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 11: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-8
Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 120-107
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 11: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 12: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-8
Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 120-107
Sharks Dwarf Straw wins by decision!
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