Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Mega Dwarf by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.Match Monday, March 14, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner shakes Dwarf with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dwarf pops Banner with a volley of shots to the chin.
+Banner jolts Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dwarf paws a series of right crosses to the nose, but falls short.
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+Banner smacks Dwarf with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Banner drills Dwarf with a pair of punches to the stomach!
-Dwarf attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Banner blocks.
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+Dwarf scores with a barrage of roundhouses to the head.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dwarf tries to land a barrage of hooks to the temple, but Banner ducks.
+Banner drills Dwarf with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Banner throws a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Banner tattoos Dwarf with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 11 of 33 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 31 of 34 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner tosses a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Banner attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Dwarf attempts a right hook to the chin, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf tosses a pair of nice crosses to the chin.
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+Banner hits with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dwarf throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Dwarf paws a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but Banner steps aside.
+Dwarf lands a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Banner throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Banner thumps Dwarf with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Dwarf attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 10 of 32 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 22 of 22 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-18
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner tattoos Dwarf with a flurry of crosses to the stomach.
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-Dwarf attempts a pair of left blows to the face, but Banner blocks.
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+Banner solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Dwarf attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the eye, but Banner stays away from it.
-Dwarf lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Banner tosses a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Dwarf tattoos Banner with a volley of loud shots to the mouth. Banner retreats to the far corner.
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+Dwarf connects with a series of uppercuts to the head.
-Dwarf attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner lands a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 9 of 34 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 23 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 30-27
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf attacks with a barrage of uppercuts to the face, but Banner ties him up.
+Dwarf hits with a pair of hooks to the head. Banner covers up.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of uppercuts to the jaw, but Banner backs out of it.
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+Banner smacks Dwarf with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the mouth!
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-Dwarf probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Banner ducks just in time.
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-Dwarf throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Banner stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 8 of 33 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 39-37
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Banner attacks with a loud straight right to the stomach.
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+Banner pummels Dwarf with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner hammers Dwarf with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of hooks to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dwarf throws a volley of mean punches to the chin!
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-Dwarf probes with a left to the temple, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
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-Dwarf paws a sweeping right to the nose, but Banner ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 9 of 29 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 24 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 49-46
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Banner stays away from it.
-Dwarf charges with a pair of right uppercuts to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Dwarf pops Banner with a flurry of hooks to the chin. Banner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Banner hammers Dwarf with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
-Dwarf attempts a left cross to the eye, but misses completely.
-Dwarf throws a left straight right to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Dwarf lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Banner steps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 7 of 30 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 58-56
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dwarf attempts a volley of left uppercuts to the face, but Banner ducks.
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+Dwarf jolts Banner with a barrage of crosses to the nose.
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+Banner slams Dwarf with a heavy jab to the ribs.
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-Dwarf throws a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Banner pops Dwarf with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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-Dwarf attacks with a volley of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Dwarf paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Banner hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 9 of 32 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 25 of 27 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 68-65
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf lashes out with a right roundhouse to the eye, but Banner steps aside.
-Dwarf lashes out with a pair of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dwarf charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Banner stays away from it.
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+Banner tosses a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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+Dwarf fires a volley of glancing uppercuts to the temple.
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-Dwarf probes with a right punch to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 8 of 34 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 77-75
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf throws a series of roundhouses to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Banner annoys Dwarf with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Banner solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Banner connects with a series of furious punches to the ribs!! Dwarf covers up.
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+Dwarf hits with a series of solid roundhouses to the jaw.
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+Banner jars Dwarf with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
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-Dwarf tries to land a right cross to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Dwarf throws a series of left punches to the head, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Dwarf charges with a series of right hooks to the chin, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 10 of 34 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 25 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 87-84
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Banner clocks Dwarf with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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-Dwarf throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Banner blocks.
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-Dwarf paws a barrage of right uppercuts to the mouth, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
-Dwarf throws a volley of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Banner hits with a strong roundhouse to the face.
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+Banner connects with a pair of roundhouses to the chin.
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+Banner catches Dwarf with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
-Dwarf throws a straight right to the head, but Banner ducks.
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+Banner fires a light right to the jaw.
+Banner lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dwarf throws a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Dwarf grazes Banner with a furious cross to the eye.
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+Banner jolts Dwarf with a flurry of stinging crosses to the mouth!!
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+Banner wallops Dwarf with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 8 of 31 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 34 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 97-93
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dwarf lands a flurry of vicious crosses to the nose!!
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+Banner thumps Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dwarf attempts a uppercut to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Dwarf tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but Banner backs out of it.
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-Dwarf throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Banner escapes.
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+Banner tosses a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Banner fires a barrage of light punches to the temple!
+Banner lands a flurry of strong punches to the eye!!
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+Banner drills Dwarf with a glancing jab to the face. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 8 of 34 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 30 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 107-102
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dwarf throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Banner throws a mean jab to the head.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+Banner hits with a barrage of uppercuts to the temple.
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-Dwarf charges with a series of right uppercuts to the nose, but misses.
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+Banner connects with a series of nasty uppercuts to the face.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a volley of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Banner throws a nasty straight right to the head.
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+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a strong shot to the nose.
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-Dwarf paws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mega Dwarf landed 7 of 34 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 23 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 117-111
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-111
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-111
Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!
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