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(Strawweight) Wee Man! defeated hahahaman by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, March 07, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Wee Man!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Hahahaman nails Wee Man! with a barrage of quick shots to the head. Wee Man! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Wee Man! launches a right uppercut to the chest, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
-Wee Man! attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wee Man! probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Wee Man! attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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+Wee Man! hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 8 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 10-9


Wee Man! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Hahahaman throws a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Wee Man! throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Wee Man! probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Wee Man! lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Hahahaman strikes with Wee Man! with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Wee Man! slams Hahahaman with a hook to the stomach. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Wee Man! throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Wee Man! lashes out with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
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-Wee Man! charges with a series of blows to the ribs, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 8 of 41 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 20-18


Wee Man! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Wee Man! probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wee Man! paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Wee Man! fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Wee Man! attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Wee Man! throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
-Wee Man! charges with a series of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wee Man! launches a pair of blows to the chest, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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+Wee Man! hits Hahahaman with a pair of shots to the chest. Hahahaman is hurt!
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+Hahahaman punches Wee Man! with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 7 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 30-27


Wee Man! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Wee Man! tries a series of shots to the stomach, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
-Wee Man! tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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+Wee Man! punches Hahahaman with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Hahahaman rocks Wee Man! with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Wee Man! throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Wee Man! tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Wee Man! launches a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wee Man! probes with a right left to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Wee Man! tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 8 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 40-36


Wee Man! doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

+Hahahaman nails Wee Man! with a quick jab to the temple.
-Wee Man! tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Wee Man! smacks Hahahaman with a quick hook to the stomach.
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-Wee Man! launches a right cross to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Wee Man! probes with a right hook to the chest, but falls short.
-Wee Man! attacks with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Wee Man! tries a right hook to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Wee Man! charges with a left hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Wee Man! charges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 9 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 50-45


Wee Man! doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Wee Man! is brawling. (inside)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Wee Man! launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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-Wee Man! lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
+Wee Man! wallops Hahahaman with a pair of furious punches to the ribs. Hahahaman seems wobbly!
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-Wee Man! lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Wee Man! fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Wee Man! probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Hahahaman punches Wee Man! with a right to the mouth.
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-Wee Man! lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 7 of 41 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-9

Wee Man! is winning the fight 60-54


Wee Man! doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Wee Man! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Wee Man! launches a barrage of roundhouses to the face, but loses his balance.
-Wee Man! lunges with a series of crosses to the head, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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+Hahahaman jars Wee Man! with a volley of strong blows to the eye.
-Wee Man! lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hahahaman attacks with a solid cross to the mouth.
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+Hahahaman tattoos Wee Man! with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Wee Man! attempts a barrage of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
-Wee Man! attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Wee Man! attempts a volley of roundhouses to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Wee Man! pummels Hahahaman with a flurry of vicious shots to the nose. Hahahaman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Wee Man! lands a decisive left hook and Hahahaman is flattened!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wee Man! attacks with a series of blows to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Man! landed 10 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches.

Wee Man! won the round 10-8

Wee Man! is winning the fight 70-62


Wee Man! doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Wee Man! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Wee Man! hits with a volley of stiff roundhouses to the jaw.
Wee Man! lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Hahahaman hurtles to the canvas!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wee Man! attacks with a pair of heavy hooks to the nose.
Wee Man! lands a decisive blow to the temple and Hahahaman is knocked out of the ring!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wee Man! tattoos Hahahaman with a flurry of vicious uppercuts to the chin!
+Wee Man! solidly lands a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
Wee Man! lands a sudden haymaker and Hahahaman goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Wee Man! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wee Man! doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 2: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 3: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 4: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 5: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 6: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 7: Wee Man! 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 2: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 3: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 4: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 5: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 6: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 7: Wee Man! 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 2: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 3: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 4: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 5: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 6: Wee Man! 10-9
Round 7: Wee Man! 10-8

Wee Man! wins by a knockout!