Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog defeated Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain by disqualification in round 10.Match Wednesday, March 02, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-The Sponsor launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
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+Triumph smacks The Sponsor with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Triumph attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but The Sponsor deftly avoits it.
+Triumph pops The Sponsor with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+The Sponsor scores with a volley of punches to the jaw. Triumph laughs!
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-Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
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-Triumph attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Sponsor narrowly avoids it
-The Sponsor lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Triumph lunges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but The Sponsor deftly avoits it.
+Triumph rocks The Sponsor with a barrage of punches to the head. The Sponsor quickly recovers.
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-The Sponsor fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
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+The Sponsor hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Triumph shakes his head to clear it.
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-Triumph charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Triumph fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but The Sponsor ties him up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 10 of 31 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 17 of 46 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 10-9
The Sponsor doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Triumph tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but The Sponsor narrowly avoids it
-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-The Sponsor lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-The Sponsor charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Triumph covers himself well.
-Triumph charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Triumph attempts a sweeping right to the eye, but The Sponsor ducks.
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+Triumph smacks The Sponsor with a barrage of hard shots to the jaw. The Sponsor ignores it.
-Triumph paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but The Sponsor ties him up.
-Triumph charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but The Sponsor backs out of it.
+Triumph scores with a volley of punches to the chest. The Sponsor sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-The Sponsor tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Triumph thumps The Sponsor with a mean jab to the chin. The Sponsor shakes his head to clear it.
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-The Sponsor lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Triumph stays away from it.
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-The Sponsor launches a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+The Sponsor attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
-The Sponsor lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+The Sponsor clocks Triumph with a series of nice punches to the eye.
-Triumph throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Triumph throws a jab to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Triumph rocks The Sponsor with a roundhouse to the mouth.
+The Sponsor hammers Triumph with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 22 of 60 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 25 of 69 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 20-18
The Sponsor doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-The Sponsor attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Triumph paws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but The Sponsor takes it in the forearms.
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-The Sponsor attempts a right jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Triumph fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but The Sponsor blocks.
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-The Sponsor probes with a straight right to the chest, but Triumph quickly backs away.
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-Triumph tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Triumph charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but The Sponsor hides behind his gloves.
-Triumph throws a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Triumph solidly lands a light straight right to the solar plexus.
+The Sponsor lands a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Triumph gets mad!
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-Triumph throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Triumph catches The Sponsor with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Triumph probes with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-The Sponsor paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Triumph attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-The Sponsor throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
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-Triumph attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but The Sponsor deftly avoits it.
+The Sponsor catches Triumph with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
-The Sponsor lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Triumph ducks.
+Triumph stuns The Sponsor with a glancing jab to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 13 of 40 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 21 of 53 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 30-27
The Sponsor doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Triumph throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Triumph attacks with a jab to the head, but The Sponsor stays away from it.
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-Triumph tries to land a sweeping right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-The Sponsor throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph backs out of it.
-Triumph probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+The Sponsor connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-The Sponsor fires a jab to the stomach, but Triumph covers himself well.
-The Sponsor probes with a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Triumph lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Triumph tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
+Triumph lands a volley of punches to the eye.
+Triumph tags The Sponsor with a barrage of punches to the face. The Sponsor beats a hasty retreat.
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-Triumph tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+The Sponsor smacks Triumph with a barrage of punches to the chest. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Triumph belts The Sponsor with a pair of shots to the stomach. The Sponsor seems wobbly!
-Triumph tries a series of punches to the eye, but The Sponsor steps aside and laughs.
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-The Sponsor lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Triumph hits The Sponsor with a series of glancing punches to the nose. The Sponsor retreats to the far corner.
+The Sponsor attacks with a series of light punches to the chest. Triumph seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 16 of 42 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 18 of 56 punches.
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 39-37
The Sponsor doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Triumph hits with a volley of punches to the stomach!
-The Sponsor attempts a left to the chest, but to no avail.
+The Sponsor tags Triumph with a furious cross to the chest!!
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-Triumph throws a pair of punches to the chin, but The Sponsor deftly avoits it.
-Triumph attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but The Sponsor steps aside.
-Triumph probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but The Sponsor hides behind his gloves.
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-The Sponsor launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Triumph fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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+The Sponsor slams Triumph with a cross to the stomach.
+Triumph hurts The Sponsor with a vicious jab to the jaw.
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-The Sponsor attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Triumph probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-The Sponsor paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but The Sponsor blocks.
-Triumph throws a jab to the nose, but The Sponsor beats a hasty retreat.
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-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Triumph hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 15 of 41 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 17 of 62 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 49-46
The Sponsor doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Triumph tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
-The Sponsor lunges with a left jab to the stomach, but Triumph quickly backs away.
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-The Sponsor probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Triumph covers himself well.
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+The Sponsor punches Triumph with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Triumph lashes out with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. The Sponsor hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Triumph paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but The Sponsor leaps aside.
-Triumph charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Triumph probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Triumph fires a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Sponsor solidly lands a sweeping right to the solar plexus. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Triumph attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Triumph hits with a barrage of light punches to the nose. The Sponsor beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Sponsor tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Triumph fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-The Sponsor attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Triumph ducks just in time.
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+The Sponsor hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Triumph annoys The Sponsor with a series of punches to the nose.
-The Sponsor throws a cross to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 14 of 36 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 22 of 61 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 59-55
The Sponsor doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Triumph takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
-Triumph fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Triumph jolts The Sponsor with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
-The Sponsor tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+The Sponsor strikes with a series of punches to the chest!
-The Sponsor paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph ducks.
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+The Sponsor thumps Triumph with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Triumph attempts a cross to the head, but The Sponsor beats a hasty retreat.
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+Triumph attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-The Sponsor paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Triumph ducks.
+Triumph tosses a pair of punches to the ribs. The Sponsor retreats to the far corner.
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-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but The Sponsor beats a hasty retreat.
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-Triumph fires a series of left punches to the temple, but The Sponsor deftly avoits it.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
-Triumph probes with a series of left punches to the face, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
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-The Sponsor lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Triumph covers himself well.
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+The Sponsor wallops Triumph with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-The Sponsor fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 14 of 41 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 19 of 56 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 69-64
The Sponsor doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-The Sponsor tries a jab to the ribs, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
-Triumph tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but The Sponsor hides behind his gloves.
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+Triumph punches The Sponsor with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!
-Triumph charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Sponsor escapes.
+The Sponsor annoys Triumph with a right to the chest!
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-Triumph launches a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-The Sponsor charges with a left left to the chest, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-The Sponsor launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Triumph probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but The Sponsor quickly backs away.
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+Triumph fires a series of loud punches to the face.
-The Sponsor lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+The Sponsor clocks Triumph with a series of punches to the stomach. Triumph gets mad!
-Triumph throws a right sweeping right to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Triumph strikes with a jab to the temple!
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+The Sponsor nails Triumph with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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-The Sponsor tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
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-Triumph probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Sponsor hides behind his gloves.
-Triumph tries to land a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but The Sponsor backs out of it.
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-The Sponsor throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 17 of 52 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 21 of 59 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 79-73
The Sponsor remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Sponsor throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Triumph steps aside.
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+The Sponsor fires a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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+The Sponsor attacks with Triumph with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Sponsor annoys Triumph with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-The Sponsor fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Triumph quickly backs away.
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-Triumph lunges with a left jab to the nose, but The Sponsor steps aside and laughs.
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-The Sponsor attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+The Sponsor tags Triumph with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain landed 21 of 40 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 3 of 8 punches.
Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 88-83
The Sponsor remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
The Sponsor is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Triumph attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but The Sponsor ties him up.
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+Triumph takes charge with a series of solid punches to the face!!
-Triumph tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Triumph probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but The Sponsor ties him up.
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-Triumph tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Sponsor ducks just in time.
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-The Sponsor attempts a series of punches to the face, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
-Triumph charges with a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-The Sponsor probes with a series of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-The Sponsor probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Triumph ties him up.
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-Triumph charges with a right straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but The Sponsor narrowly avoids it
+The Sponsor tags Triumph with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
+The Sponsor hammers Triumph with a pair of punches to the face.
+The Sponsor connects with Triumph with a head butt! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by forfeit!!
BELL
The Sponsor remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain 10-9
Round 9: Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Donnie "The Sponsor" St.Pain 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a foul!
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