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(Heavyweight) Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler defeated BOT-167031 by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, February 27, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 313 pounds (142 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is BOT-167031!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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+Bot-167031 tags Beerguzzler with a pair of painful blows to the mouth.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-167031 jolts Beerguzzler with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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+Bot-167031 throws a pair of nice blows to the mouth.
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-Bot-167031 lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Beerguzzler ducks just in time.
-Bot-167031 lashes out with a pair of left shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of blows to the nose, but Bot-167031 steps aside.
+Bot-167031 annoys Beerguzzler with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a uppercut to the nose, but Bot-167031 hides behind his gloves.
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-Beerguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-167031 launches a series of shots to the temple, but Beerguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Bot-167031 backs out of it.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 25 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 20 of 32 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 10-9


Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-167031 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Bot-167031 takes it in the forearms.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Bot-167031 escapes.
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-Beerguzzler tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but Bot-167031 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-167031 hits with a pair of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-167031 lands a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 hammers Beerguzzler with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Bot-167031 slams Beerguzzler with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 25 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 17 of 31 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 20-18


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-167031 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-167031 lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Beerguzzler lashes out with a left hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-167031 tattoos Beerguzzler with a jab to the chest.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 annoys Beerguzzler with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-167031 hits with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 26 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 16 of 32 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 30-27


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-167031 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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-Beerguzzler tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Bot-167031 connects with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach.
+Bot-167031 catches Beerguzzler with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Bot-167031 lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Beerguzzler seems wobbly!
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but Bot-167031 escapes.
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+Bot-167031 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest. Beerguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 3 of 25 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 17 of 29 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 40-36


Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-167031 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 annoys Beerguzzler with a volley of painful blows to the chest.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler fires a series of blows to the chest.
-Bot-167031 attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Bot-167031 ties him up.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-167031 throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Bot-167031 backs out of it.
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+Bot-167031 pummels Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 31 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 15 of 33 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 50-45


Beerguzzler is obviously tired.

Bot-167031 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-167031 tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but Beerguzzler narrowly avoids it
Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler lunges with a left left to the solar plexus, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 connects with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Beerguzzler suprises Bot-167031 with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Bot-167031 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Bot-167031 hides behind his gloves.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-167031 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Bot-167031 hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 5 of 32 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 15 of 34 punches.

BOT-167031 won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 60-54


Beerguzzler is slowing down.

Bot-167031 is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-167031 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-167031 jars Beerguzzler with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-167031 steps aside.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-167031 stays away from it.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 31 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 69-64


Beerguzzler is obviously tired.

Bot-167031 is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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-Beerguzzler launches a pair of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Beerguzzler hits with a straight right to the eye.
Beerguzzler lands a well placed left haymaker and Bot-167031's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bot-167031 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
-Beerguzzler fires a barrage of blows to the nose, but Bot-167031 narrowly avoids it
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 smacks Beerguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-167031 punches Beerguzzler with a series of shots to the stomach!!
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+Bot-167031 catches Beerguzzler with a series of quick blows to the chest. Beerguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-167031 wallops Beerguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-167031 tags Beerguzzler with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Beerguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Beerguzzler stuns Bot-167031 with a barrage of hard shots to the nose.
Beerguzzler lands a vicious left haymaker and Bot-167031 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Bot-167031 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a pair of blows to the nose, but Bot-167031 backs out of it.
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+Bot-167031 drills Beerguzzler with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a hook to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Bot-167031 tries to land a left roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 5 of 30 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 20 of 33 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-7

BOT-167031 is winning the fight 76-74


Beerguzzler looks exhausted.

Bot-167031 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-167031 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Bot-167031 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a hook to the mouth, but Bot-167031 deftly avoits it.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-167031 hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot-167031 tags Beerguzzler with a jab to the jaw!
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+Beerguzzler lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
Beerguzzler lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Bot-167031's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bot-167031 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 4 of 28 punches, and BOT-167031 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Beerguzzler is slowing down.

Bot-167031 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 10

Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-167031 comes out fighting.

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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-167031 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-167031 tosses a flurry of quick shots to the stomach!!
-Beerguzzler tries a series of blows to the nose, but Bot-167031 steps aside.
-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of right blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Beerguzzler catches Bot-167031 with a volley of quick shots to the chin.
Beerguzzler lands a powerful left blow to the temple and Bot-167031 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beerguzzler looks exhausted.

Bot-167031 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let BOT-167031 continue the fight! Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 2: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 3: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 4: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 5: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 6: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 2: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 3: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 4: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 5: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 6: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 2: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 3: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 4: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 5: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 6: BOT-167031 10-9
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!