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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated chance bamburg by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, February 24, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is chance bamburg!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Bamburg steps aside and laughs.
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+Bamburg attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamburg drills Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Bamburg with a nasty right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Bamburg ducks just in time.
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+Bamburg punches Dorkness 4 with a loud roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Bamburg suprises Dorkness 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the head!!
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+Bamburg clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Bamburg with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Bamburg throws a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 26 punches, and chance bamburg landed 34 of 40 punches.

chance bamburg won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamburg doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamburg scores with a wild straight right to the face.
-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Bamburg ties him up.
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+Bamburg throws a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamburg thumps Dorkness 4 with a flurry of heavy shots to the head!!
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+Bamburg whacks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the head. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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+Bamburg pummels Dorkness 4 with a volley of mean punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamburg lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bamburg with a barrage of painful blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches, and chance bamburg landed 34 of 41 punches.

chance bamburg won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamburg doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 charges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Bamburg covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Bamburg with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Bamburg jars Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Bamburg wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Bamburg slams Dorkness 4 with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Bamburg slams Dorkness 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Bamburg tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Bamburg thumps Dorkness 4 with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bamburg takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 4 drills Bamburg with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Bamburg lands a pair of solid shots to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 26 punches, and chance bamburg landed 33 of 40 punches.

chance bamburg won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamburg remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 nails Bamburg with a wild sweeping right to the stomach. Bamburg doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bamburg throws a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Bamburg ducks.
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Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bamburg tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bamburg connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Bamburg with a volley of furious blows to the ribs!!
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+Bamburg clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
-Bamburg tries a series of right punches to the head, but misses.
+Bamburg clocks Dorkness 4 with a jab to the jaw!
+Bamburg staggers Dorkness 4 with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a straight right to the chest, but Bamburg ducks.
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+Bamburg smashes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 25 punches, and chance bamburg landed 35 of 35 punches.

chance bamburg won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamburg remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bamburg is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 connects with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Bamburg with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus. Bamburg doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Bamburg escapes.
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+Bamburg backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Bamburg blocks.
+Dorkness 4 backs up Bamburg with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Bamburg ignores it.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Bamburg with a strong jab to the stomach. Bamburg shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 27 of 40 punches, and chance bamburg landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bamburg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bamburg is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 fires a series of light punches to the ribs. Bamburg quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a right uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a volley of wild shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a right cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 4 tries a left roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 4 throws a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Bamburg pops Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 39 punches, and chance bamburg landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bamburg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Bamburg hits with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Bamburg jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Bamburg with a barrage of mean shots to the chest.
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+Bamburg lands a light uppercut to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a heavy straight right to the ribs.
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+Bamburg fires a series of punches to the chest!! Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 4 lands a series of solid punches to the solar plexus! Bamburg sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bamburg throws a barrage of off balance punches to the eye! Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Bamburg whacks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a left left to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a left roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
+Bamburg takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 41 punches, and chance bamburg landed 41 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bamburg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 shakes Bamburg with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Bamburg lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Bamburg takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 4 launches a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Bamburg smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach. Bamburg beats a hasty retreat.
+Bamburg hurts Dorkness 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth!
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+Bamburg punches Dorkness 4 with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 tattoos Bamburg with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Bamburg takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 4 lands a series of nasty punches to the chest.
+Bamburg hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Bamburg hammers Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the ribs!
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+Bamburg annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Bamburg pummels Dorkness 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the chin!! Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 21 of 40 punches, and chance bamburg landed 47 of 49 punches.

chance bamburg won the round 10-9

chance bamburg is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bamburg is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bamburg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of nice uppercuts to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of furious shots to the mouth!!
+Bamburg hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 staggers Bamburg with a volley of hard uppercuts to the nose. Bamburg doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 4 lands a ferocious right uppercut and Bamburg is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bamburg is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 2: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 3: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 4: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: chance bamburg 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 2: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 3: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 4: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: chance bamburg 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 2: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 3: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 4: chance bamburg 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: chance bamburg 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!