Public Fight Report
(Toughman) I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 defeated The Hitchhiker XVIII by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-37, 40-36.Match Saturday, February 20, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet and 2 inches (249 centimeters) tall weighing in at 687 pounds (312 kilograms) is I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker XVIII!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Not 2015 belts Xviii with a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Xviii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Xviii attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Not 2015 backs up Xviii with a flurry of heavy blows to the eye.
-Xviii tries a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Xviii scores with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Xviii belts Not 2015 with a barrage of punches to the head. Not 2015 laughs!
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-Not 2015 paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Xviii launches a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Not 2015 pounds Xviii with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Xviii tattoos Not 2015 with a quick straight right to the stomach.
-Not 2015 probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Not 2015 fires a right straight right to the mouth, but Xviii backs out of it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Xviii punches Not 2015 with a solid left to the head.
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+Not 2015 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the face.
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+Xviii pokes Not 2015 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Not 2015 doesn't seem bothered.
+Not 2015 hits Xviii with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
-Not 2015 tries to land a left jab to the ribs, but Xviii backs out of it.
+Not 2015 catches Xviii with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Not 2015 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Xviii paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Not 2015 covers himself well.
-Xviii launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Not 2015 stays away from it.
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+Not 2015 fires a pair of painful punches to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 47 of 56 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 27 of 49 punches.
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 10-9
Not 2015 doesn't even want to rest!
Xviii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Not 2015 staggers Xviii with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Xviii shakes his head to clear it.
-Not 2015 throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Xviii attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Xviii throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Not 2015 ties him up.
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-Not 2015 charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Xviii escapes.
+Xviii fires a series of stiff punches to the chin.
-Not 2015 fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Xviii hits with a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Not 2015 covers up.
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-Xviii attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but Not 2015 ducks just in time.
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+Not 2015 jolts Xviii with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Xviii retreats to the far corner.
+Not 2015 punches Xviii with a stinging right to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+Xviii punches Not 2015 with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Not 2015 paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Xviii hides behind his gloves.
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-Not 2015 tries to land a series of shots to the mouth, but Xviii leaps aside.
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+Not 2015 shakes Xviii with a stiff cross to the face. Xviii shakes his head to clear it.
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+Xviii hammers Not 2015 with a pair of punches to the stomach. Not 2015 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Xviii stuns Not 2015 with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple. Not 2015 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Not 2015 annoys Xviii with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw! Xviii is hurt!
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+Not 2015 smacks Xviii with a solid roundhouse to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 41 of 61 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 31 of 51 punches.
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 20-18
Not 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Xviii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Not 2015 hits Xviii with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Not 2015 slams Xviii with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Xviii grimaces in pain.
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-Xviii attacks with a pair of left punches to the face, but Not 2015 steps aside.
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-Not 2015 throws a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Not 2015 tags Xviii with a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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+Not 2015 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
+Xviii grazes Not 2015 with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Xviii throws a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
-Xviii throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Xviii tags Not 2015 with a flurry of punches to the head!
-Not 2015 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
-Xviii lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Not 2015 blocks.
-Not 2015 lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Xviii quickly backs away.
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-Not 2015 attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Xviii covers himself well.
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+Not 2015 tags Xviii with a series of hard punches to the temple.
-Not 2015 tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Xviii thumps Not 2015 with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw.
-Xviii fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Not 2015 ties him up.
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+Xviii annoys Not 2015 with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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+Not 2015 pops Xviii with a barrage of punches to the face. Xviii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Not 2015 clocks Xviii with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 38 of 72 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 25 of 47 punches.
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 30-27
Not 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Xviii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Not 2015 lands a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Xviii seems wobbly!
-Not 2015 fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Not 2015 charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Xviii shakes Not 2015 with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
+Not 2015 wallops Xviii with a pair of painful punches to the temple. Xviii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Not 2015 whacks Xviii with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Not 2015 paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Xviii narrowly avoids it
+Not 2015 tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth!! Xviii retreats to the far corner.
+Xviii pokes Not 2015 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Not 2015 pokes Xviii with a series of punches to the chin.
+Xviii attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Xviii lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Xviii throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Xviii jars Not 2015 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Not 2015 tattoos Xviii with a series of furious shots to the head.
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+Xviii connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the face!
-Xviii launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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-Not 2015 tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 34 of 65 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 32 of 49 punches.
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 40-36
Not 2015 is obviously tired.
Xviii doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 4: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 40-37
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 4: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 40-36
I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 wins by decision!
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