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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated John Bull by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, February 20, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is John Bull!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 385 pounds (175 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

John feints and fakes. (feinting)
This Is Going To Hurt backpedals and jabs.

+John lashes out with a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
+John attacks with a pair of combinations to the head. This Is Going To Hurt gets mad!
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+John hammers This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw!
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers John with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt tags John with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smashes John with a series of feints to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a pair of blows to the temple!! John hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+This Is Going To Hurt rocks John with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches John with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt staggers John with a pair of combinations to the jaw. John grimaces in pain.
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+John lashes out with a feint and then a jab to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 30 of 32 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 38 of 38 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


John doesn't want to stop fighting!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

John feints and fakes. (feinting)
This Is Going To Hurt backpedals and jabs.

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+This Is Going To Hurt punches John with a volley of solid punches to the nose. John sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+John backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of shots to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a combination to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits John with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+John annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a left to the mouth.
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+John hits This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of commanding combinations to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt gets mad!
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+This Is Going To Hurt pops John with a series of punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt whacks John with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt stuns John with a commanding roundhouse to the face!
+This Is Going To Hurt wallops John with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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+John hits with a volley of strong feints to the head. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 30 of 32 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 38 of 38 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-18


John doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

John feints and fakes. (feinting)
This Is Going To Hurt backpedals and jabs.

+This Is Going To Hurt thumps John with a hard shot to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pummels John with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
+John rocks This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the face.
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+John lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt fires a mean jab to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a series of stiff punches to the head!
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+John drills This Is Going To Hurt with a feint and then an uppercut to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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-John throws a volley of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+This Is Going To Hurt slams John with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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+John belts This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of wild feints to the head.
+John hits with a flurry of loud feints to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
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+This Is Going To Hurt tags John with a pair of painful punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters exchange feints to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 27 of 30 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 36 of 40 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 30-27


John doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

John feints and fakes. (feinting)
This Is Going To Hurt backpedals and jabs.

+This Is Going To Hurt throws a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. John doesn't notice.
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+John wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding punches to the eye!
+John throws a pair of hard blows to the eye.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+John punches This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of painful shots to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-John paws a pair of feints to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt covers himself well.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches John with a jab to the eye. John grimaces in pain.
+John hits This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of solid punches to the jaw!
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+This Is Going To Hurt drills John with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt jars John with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 24 of 30 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 40 of 40 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 40-36


John doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 40-36


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 40-36

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by decision!