Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) SL Krusty defeated Bill Clinton by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.Match Thursday, February 18, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is SL Krusty!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Bill Clinton!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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-Clinton probes with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Krusty hammers Clinton with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Clinton lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Krusty covers himself well.
+Krusty throws a sweeping right to the jaw.
-Clinton attempts a flurry of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Krusty pops Clinton with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Clinton probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Krusty hides behind his gloves.
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+Clinton thumps Krusty with a volley of blows to the eye!!
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-Clinton attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
+Clinton pokes Krusty with a volley of loud shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 33 of 33 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 11 of 30 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 10-9
Krusty doesn't want to stop fighting!
Clinton doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty hits with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
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-Clinton fires a series of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Krusty belts Clinton with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Krusty annoys Clinton with a commanding jab to the head.
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-Clinton attacks with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Krusty stays away from it.
-Clinton throws a series of right shots to the nose, but Krusty leaps aside.
+Clinton pokes Krusty with a low blow! This is terrible!
+Krusty slams Clinton with a series of glancing punches to the head. Clinton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Clinton throws a right uppercut to the mouth, but Krusty ducks.
+Krusty hits with a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Krusty throws a pair of blows to the mouth.
+Clinton fires a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Clinton pops Krusty with a hook to the jaw. Krusty quickly recovers.
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-Clinton attacks with a volley of left shots to the eye, but Krusty covers himself well.
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+Clinton pokes Krusty with a flurry of nasty shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 27 of 31 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 20 of 46 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 20-18
Krusty doesn't even want to rest!
Clinton doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
+Clinton smacks Krusty with a volley of solid blows to the head.
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+Clinton hits Krusty with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Krusty stuns Clinton with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
+Krusty clocks Clinton with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Clinton shakes his head to clear it.
+Krusty throws a series of nice punches to the mouth!
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-Clinton lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Krusty steps aside.
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+Krusty connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Clinton quickly recovers.
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+Clinton belts Krusty with a barrage of blows to the head. Krusty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Clinton hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Clinton attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Krusty hides behind his gloves.
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-Clinton lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Clinton lunges with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Krusty ducks just in time.
-Clinton throws a series of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 27 of 32 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 17 of 47 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 30-27
Krusty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Clinton doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Clinton hurts Krusty with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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+Clinton drills Krusty with a furious hook to the mouth.
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-Clinton tries a flurry of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Clinton lunges with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Krusty ties him up.
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+Krusty hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Krusty probes with a volley of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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-Clinton lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Krusty escapes.
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-Clinton launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Krusty fires a sweeping right to the chin.
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-Clinton attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but Krusty ducks just in time.
+Clinton lands a barrage of commanding shots to the jaw.
+Krusty whacks Clinton with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Clinton tosses a volley of punches to the nose. Krusty sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Krusty scores with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Clinton hits with a series of powerful shots to the head.
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-Clinton probes with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Krusty deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 24 of 30 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 17 of 52 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 40-36
Krusty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Clinton doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty pounds Clinton with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Krusty hits with a roundhouse to the face. Clinton beats a hasty retreat.
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+Clinton attacks with a pair of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Clinton throws a barrage of nice punches to the face.
+Krusty solidly lands a mean jab to the eye.
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-Clinton tries a left hook to the temple, but Krusty deftly avoits it.
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-Clinton probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Krusty stays away from it.
+Krusty throws a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Krusty rocks Clinton with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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-Clinton lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but Krusty hides behind his gloves.
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+Krusty shakes Clinton with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 30 of 31 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 12 of 31 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 50-45
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty jolts Clinton with a volley of light blows to the head.
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+Krusty tosses a stinging left to the chest. Clinton laughs!
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+Clinton slams Krusty with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Clinton tries a pair of right blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Clinton tries a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Krusty quickly backs away.
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+Clinton jolts Krusty with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Clinton lashes out with a right left to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Krusty grazes Clinton with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. Clinton seems wobbly!
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+Krusty pops Clinton with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
+Krusty attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw!
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-Clinton lashes out with a right roundhouse to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 31 of 31 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 11 of 33 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 60-54
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Krusty backpedals and jabs.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty pops Clinton with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Clinton retreats to the far corner.
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-Clinton throws a series of shots to the head, but Krusty narrowly avoids it
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-Clinton lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Krusty ducks just in time.
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+Clinton whacks Krusty with a volley of powerful blows to the temple.
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-Clinton launches a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Krusty covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 5 of 8 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 8 of 26 punches.
Bill Clinton won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 69-64
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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-Krusty charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but Clinton deftly avoits it.
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+Krusty throws a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clinton lands a barrage of punches to the head.
-Clinton lashes out with a series of left shots to the eye, but Krusty ties him up.
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+Krusty throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. Clinton sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Krusty fires a left to the eye! Clinton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Clinton probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Krusty ties him up.
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-Clinton probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Krusty leaps aside.
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+Krusty punches Clinton with a volley of blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 20 of 30 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 8 of 24 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 79-73
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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-Clinton probes with a uppercut to the mouth, but Krusty ties him up.
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-Clinton lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but Krusty leaps aside.
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-Krusty paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Clinton ducks.
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+Krusty scores with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Krusty pounds Clinton with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Clinton jars Krusty with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Krusty jars Clinton with a painful cross to the ribs.
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+Krusty solidly lands a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 23 of 33 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 9 of 25 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 89-82
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Krusty backpedals and jabs.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Clinton throws a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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-Clinton throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Clinton charges with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Krusty pounds Clinton with a flurry of light punches to the head!
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+Clinton solidly lands a barrage of stinging blows to the head. Krusty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Clinton paws a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Clinton smashes Krusty with a barrage of vicious blows to the face. Krusty asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Clinton launches a left to the temple, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 6 of 8 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 14 of 42 punches.
Bill Clinton won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 98-92
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty thumps Clinton with a quick cross to the chin.
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+Krusty slams Clinton with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Clinton throws a series of left shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Clinton suprises Krusty with a pair of vicious punches to the face. Krusty is hurt!
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-Clinton probes with a straight right to the temple, but Krusty quickly backs away.
-Clinton probes with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Clinton attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Krusty beats a hasty retreat.
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+Krusty fires a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Krusty pops Clinton with a series of glancing shots to the jaw.
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+Clinton tattoos Krusty with a series of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Clinton lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Krusty tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 25 of 33 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 15 of 40 punches.
SL Krusty won the round 10-9
SL Krusty is winning the fight 108-101
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Krusty stays outside and uses his jab.
Clinton fights inside. (inside)
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+Krusty wallops Clinton with a barrage of mean punches to the nose! Clinton falls against the ropes!
-Clinton fires a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Clinton hits with a volley of glancing shots to the mouth. Krusty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Clinton attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Krusty hits Clinton with a uppercut to the head!
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-Clinton throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Clinton throws a series of punches to the nose!
+Krusty hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chest!!
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-Krusty lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Clinton attacks with a left to the head, but to no avail.
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+Krusty slams Clinton with a series of quick shots to the eye.
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+Clinton attacks with a right to the chin. Krusty beats a hasty retreat.
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+Krusty pummels Clinton with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SL Krusty landed 23 of 33 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 16 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
SL Krusty is winning the fight 118-111
Krusty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 2: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 3: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 4: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 5: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 6: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 7: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 8: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 9: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 10: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 11: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 12: SL Krusty 10-9
Total Score: SL Krusty 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 2: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 3: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 4: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 5: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 6: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 7: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 8: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 9: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 10: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 11: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 12: SL Krusty 10-9
Total Score: SL Krusty 118-110
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 2: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 3: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 4: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 5: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 6: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 7: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 8: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 9: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 10: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 11: SL Krusty 10-9
Round 12: SL Krusty 10-9
Total Score: SL Krusty 118-110
SL Krusty wins by decision!
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