logo

Currently Online: The Weaver II 


Public Fight Report

(Lightweight) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog defeated Young Flash by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Wednesday, February 17, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Young Flash!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Flash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Triumph hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Flash attacks with a pair of punches to the eye.
...
+Triumph thumps Flash with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
...
-Triumph tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
...
...
-Triumph charges with a flurry of shots to the face, but misses.
+Flash lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
...
...
...
+Triumph hurts Flash with a pair of strong punches to the stomach!
...
...
...
...
...
+Triumph punches Flash with a barrage of mean punches to the eye. Flash covers up.
+Triumph scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
...
...
-Triumph paws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
...
-Triumph lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but falls short.
+Flash scores with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Triumph probes with a jab to the nose, but Flash ties him up.
...
+Flash fires a commanding jab to the mouth.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
...
...
...
+Flash hits with a series of quick punches to the chin. Triumph quickly recovers.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Flash landed 30 of 30 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 35 of 75 punches.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 10-9


Flash doesn't want to stop fighting!

Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Flash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is brawling. (inside)

-Triumph tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
...
+Flash smashes Triumph with a series of nice shots to the eye.
...
...
...
+Flash fires a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+Flash smashes Triumph with a flurry of strong blows to the chin.
+Flash fires a flurry of punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Flash hits Triumph with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
+Flash punches Triumph with a series of loud punches to the chin. Triumph seems wobbly!
...
...
...
+Triumph grazes Flash with a series of blows to the chest.
-Triumph attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Flash jolts Triumph with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Flash lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Flash annoys Triumph with a series of glancing punches to the head.
...
+Triumph punches Flash with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs!
+Flash tosses a pair of punches to the nose. Triumph sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Flash punches Triumph with a flurry of off balance blows to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Flash landed 51 of 56 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 12 of 23 punches.

Young Flash won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Flash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Flash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is brawling. (inside)

-Triumph launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Flash hides behind his gloves.
+Flash takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Flash suprises Triumph with a volley of punches to the jaw. Triumph seems wobbly!
...
...
-Triumph throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Flash steps aside.
+Flash rocks Triumph with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Flash thumps Triumph with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
...
+Flash backs up Triumph with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Flash rocks Triumph with a nice roundhouse to the temple.
...
...
...
...
+Flash jolts Triumph with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Triumph seems wobbly!
...
+Flash hits with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Triumph ignores it.
...
...
...
+Flash annoys Triumph with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
...
...
+Flash lands a straight right to the stomach.
...
+Flash annoys Triumph with a jab to the nose.
+Flash punches Triumph with a volley of punches to the eye. Triumph sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Flash hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the eye!
+Triumph lands a pair of heavy blows to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
+Flash tags Triumph with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
+Flash punches Triumph with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Triumph slams Flash with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Flash covers up.
+Flash smashes Triumph with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
+Flash whacks Triumph with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Flash landed 72 of 75 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 10 of 23 punches.

Young Flash won the round 10-9

Young Flash is winning the fight 29-28


Flash looks exhausted.

Triumph doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Flash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph comes out fighting.

...
+Flash takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach. Triumph grimaces in pain.
...
...
...
...
+Flash hits Triumph with a series of punches to the chest.
+Triumph staggers Flash with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Flash doesn't notice.
...
-Flash lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Triumph takes it in the forearms.
...
...
+Flash attacks with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
...
...
-Triumph probes with a straight right to the jaw, but falls short.
...
+Triumph punches Flash with a hard right to the stomach.
+Triumph takes charge with a volley of light punches to the face! Flash backpedals to his own corner.
...
+Triumph pops Flash with a barrage of loud shots to the temple.
+Triumph scores with a series of solid shots to the eye.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Triumph pummels Flash with a volley of light shots to the head.
...
-Flash paws a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
...
-Triumph paws a series of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
-Triumph probes with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Triumph attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the chin!
...
...
...
+Flash suprises Triumph with a pair of shots to the ribs.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Flash landed 27 of 42 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 38 of 53 punches.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Flash looks exhausted.

Triumph doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Flash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is brawling. (inside)

+Flash clocks Triumph with a light jab to the solar plexus. Triumph ignores it.
+Flash smacks Triumph with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
...
+Flash wakes up the fans with a commanding sweeping right to the jaw.
...
+Flash smacks Triumph with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Flash hits with a series of punches to the nose.
+Flash lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
...
-Triumph launches a series of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Flash connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Triumph quickly recovers.
...
...
...
+Flash takes charge with a volley of painful shots to the mouth.
+Flash smacks Triumph with a volley of quick shots to the face.
...
...
+Triumph scores with a flurry of off balance blows to the face.
Triumph lands a terrific haymaker and Flash goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Flash can't remember which corner is his.

Triumph doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Young Flash 10-9
Round 3: Young Flash 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Young Flash 10-9
Round 3: Young Flash 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Young Flash 10-9
Round 3: Young Flash 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a knockout!