Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Petu Paimander defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, February 17, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Petu Paimander!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 5 stuns Paimander with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Paimander backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Paimander with a series of blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Paimander steps aside and laughs.
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+Paimander drills Dorkness 5 with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander suprises Dorkness 5 with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Paimander pops Dorkness 5 with a pair of commanding punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Paimander hits Dorkness 5 with a flurry of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Paimander with a volley of blows to the temple.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Paimander with a series of light shots to the jaw.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 32 of 48 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 31 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Paimander wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Paimander grazes Dorkness 5 with a series of hard blows to the stomach.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 5 paws a series of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Paimander with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Paimander rocks Dorkness 5 with a sweeping right to the ribs.
+Paimander tags Dorkness 5 with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Paimander pounds Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Paimander with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 46 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 31 of 31 punches.
Petu Paimander won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Paimander steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Paimander with a barrage of punches to the chest. Paimander falls against the ropes!
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a glancing straight right to the chest.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+Paimander hits with a series of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Paimander pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Paimander hurts Dorkness 5 with a loud straight right to the chest.
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+Paimander whacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkness 5 fires a uppercut to the chest, but Paimander covers himself well.
+Paimander tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Paimander slams Dorkness 5 with a mean right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 32 of 32 punches.
Petu Paimander won the round 10-9
Petu Paimander is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Paimander tosses a pair of quick punches to the ribs! Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 5 tags Paimander with a barrage of blows to the head.
-Dorkness 5 throws a uppercut to the head, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Paimander leaps aside.
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+Paimander throws a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Paimander steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Paimander with a series of powerful blows to the head.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of commanding shots to the ribs.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Paimander blocks.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Paimander with a series of commanding punches to the ribs!
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander hammers Dorkness 5 with a series of loud blows to the chest.
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+Paimander lands a barrage of punches to the chest!!
+Dorkness 5 belts Paimander with a series of blows to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Paimander with a series of solid blows to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of shots to the nose, but Paimander ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 31 of 62 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 23 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Paimander is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Paimander with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Paimander smashes Dorkness 5 with a series of commanding punches to the head.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a hook to the chin, but falls short.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Paimander with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Paimander hits with a volley of punches to the head.
+Paimander punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Paimander hurts Dorkness 5 with a loud jab to the head.
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+Paimander strikes with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Paimander with a barrage of commanding shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 punches Paimander with a series of nice shots to the stomach.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Paimander hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of furious blows to the mouth. Paimander retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Paimander annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 5 tags Paimander with a pair of punches to the face. Paimander asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 28 of 64 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 30 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Paimander is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Paimander whacks Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Paimander pokes Dorkness 5 with a cross to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 5 hits Paimander with a pair of shots to the nose.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander fires a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Paimander clocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Paimander hits with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Paimander punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Paimander clocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of solid blows to the chin. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 17 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 28 of 33 punches.
Petu Paimander won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Paimander is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a powerful hook to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Paimander quickly backs away.
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+Paimander fires a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 5 fires a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Paimander narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Paimander pounds Dorkness 5 with a volley of powerful blows to the eye.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of shots to the face.
+Paimander fires a barrage of punches to the jaw! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Paimander punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Paimander steps aside.
+Dorkness 5 staggers Paimander with a right to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 5 lands a glancing uppercut to the head. Paimander sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Paimander hits with a volley of punches to the head!
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Paimander connects with a flurry of heavy blows to the face.
+Dorkness 5 grazes Paimander with a volley of shots to the mouth. Paimander covers up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 39 of 98 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 34 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Paimander wallops Dorkness 5 with a flurry of commanding blows to the eye.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Paimander narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Paimander leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Paimander with a barrage of vicious shots to the chin. Paimander doesn't seem bothered.
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+Paimander thumps Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 nails Paimander with a commanding hook to the mouth.
+Paimander lands a wild left to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of blows to the nose, but Paimander covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a cross to the face, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 5 charges with a straight right to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a uppercut to the temple, but Paimander blocks.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Paimander with a series of furious punches to the chest!
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+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 slams Paimander with a barrage of punches to the nose!
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Paimander fires a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Paimander with a series of shots to the eye! Paimander retreats to the far corner.
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+Paimander tosses a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Paimander suprises Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Paimander tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Paimander steps aside.
+Paimander lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw!!
+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Paimander blocks.
+Paimander hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!
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+Paimander whacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
+Paimander tags Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Paimander with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
+Paimander lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 43 of 93 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 51 of 53 punches.
Petu Paimander won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Paimander doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Paimander is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Paimander scores with a uppercut to the eye.
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+Paimander punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Paimander hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Paimander jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 5 attempts a roundhouse to the head, but misses completely.
+Paimander staggers Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a uppercut to the temple, but Paimander backs out of it.
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+Paimander punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of shots to the head.
+Paimander smashes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
+Paimander connects with a off balance cross to the chest. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
Paimander lands a lightning blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Paimander slams Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but falls short.
+Paimander nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of crosses to the chest!
+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+Paimander fires a series of loud punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a barrage of hooks to the jaw.
+Paimander takes charge with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw! Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 30 punches, and Petu Paimander landed 53 of 53 punches.
Petu Paimander won the round 10-8
Petu Paimander is winning the fight 86-84
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Paimander remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 5 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Paimander is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Paimander strikes with a off balance sweeping right to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Paimander with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Paimander drills Dorkness 5 with a strong roundhouse to the chin.
Paimander lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Petu Paimander wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Paimander remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 3: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 9: Petu Paimander 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 3: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 6: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 9: Petu Paimander 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 3: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 6: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Petu Paimander 10-9
Round 9: Petu Paimander 10-8
Petu Paimander wins by a knockout!
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