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(Toughman) I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 defeated The Hitchhiker XVIII by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Thursday, February 04, 2016

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 2 inches (249 centimeters) tall weighing in at 687 pounds (312 kilograms) is I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 299 pounds (136 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker XVIII!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Xviii suprises Not 2015 with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus!
+Not 2015 punches Xviii with a series of painful punches to the temple. Xviii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Not 2015 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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-Xviii tries a series of punches to the face, but Not 2015 narrowly avoids it
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-Xviii paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Xviii hits with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Not 2015 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Not 2015 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
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+Xviii fires a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Xviii pops Not 2015 with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Not 2015 scores with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Xviii pounds Not 2015 with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Not 2015 hammers Xviii with a jab to the jaw.
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+Xviii pummels Not 2015 with a volley of punches to the nose. Not 2015 laughs!
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-Xviii charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Not 2015 leaps aside.
+Not 2015 lands a series of shots to the mouth!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 30 of 49 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 32 of 51 punches.

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 10-9


Not 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Xviii doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Xviii lands a series of quick punches to the face. Not 2015 laughs!
+Xviii wakes up the fans with a powerful jab to the jaw.
+Not 2015 smashes Xviii with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach!
+Xviii thumps Not 2015 with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Not 2015 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Not 2015 lands a pair of nasty punches to the face. Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Xviii tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Not 2015 beats a hasty retreat.
-Not 2015 charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Not 2015 wallops Xviii with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Xviii tosses a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Not 2015 shakes Xviii with a series of punches to the head.
-Not 2015 fires a series of punches to the head, but Xviii narrowly avoids it
-Xviii attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Not 2015 steps aside.
-Not 2015 launches a pair of right punches to the face, but Xviii hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Xviii thumps Not 2015 with a pair of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Not 2015 attacks with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye!
+Not 2015 hits with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Not 2015 annoys Xviii with a jab to the head.
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+Xviii hits with a series of punches to the stomach. Not 2015 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Not 2015 tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Not 2015 smacks Xviii with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Xviii charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Not 2015 tries a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Xviii covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 35 of 56 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 32 of 53 punches.

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 20-18


Not 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Xviii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Not 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Xviii attacks with a volley of furious punches to the head. Not 2015 shakes his head to clear it.
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Xviii tries to attack, but Not 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Xviii pounds Not 2015 with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Xviii fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Xviii fires a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Not 2015 grimaces in pain.
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Xviii tries to attack, but Not 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Xviii tries to attack, but Not 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Xviii tries to attack, but Not 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Xviii pokes Not 2015 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Xviii tries to attack, but Not 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Xviii throws a flurry of painful blows to the jaw. Not 2015 is hurt!
-Xviii lunges with a jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Xviii annoys Not 2015 with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Xviii jolts Not 2015 with a pair of strong punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 3 of 8 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 32 of 45 punches.

The Hitchhiker XVIII won the round 10-9

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 29-28


Not 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Xviii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Not 2015 stays outside and uses his jab.
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Not 2015 fires a light jab to the chest.
-Xviii attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Not 2015 steps aside and laughs.
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-Xviii attempts a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Not 2015 slams Xviii with a pair of punches to the ribs. Xviii covers up.
-Xviii tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but Not 2015 hides behind his gloves.
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+Not 2015 fires a volley of glancing punches to the temple!!
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+Xviii tosses a painful sweeping right to the chin.
+Not 2015 grazes Xviii with a loud jab to the head.
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+Not 2015 takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Not 2015 fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Xviii ducks.
-Not 2015 tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
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+Xviii catches Not 2015 with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Xviii hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw!!
+Not 2015 attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Xviii hammers Not 2015 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Not 2015 fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but Xviii hides behind his gloves.
-Not 2015 throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Xviii hides behind his gloves.
-Not 2015 paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Xviii wallops Not 2015 with a series of painful punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 landed 39 of 63 punches, and The Hitchhiker XVIII landed 26 of 51 punches.

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 won the round 10-9

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 is winning the fight 39-37


Not 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Xviii doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker XVIII 10-9
Round 4: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9

Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker XVIII 10-9
Round 4: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9

Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 39-37


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 2: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker XVIII 10-9
Round 4: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 10-9

Total Score: I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 39-37

I AM AL LEE..AND YOUR NOT 2015 wins by decision!