Public Fight Report
(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Torture by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Monday, February 01, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Torture!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of shots to the chin, but Torture ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the head!! Torture sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the head and Torture is knocked off his feet!!
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Torture struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Torture with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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The fighters study each other.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Torture pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard shots to the eye.
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+Torture connects with a flurry of painful blows to the chin.
+Torture fires a loud hook to the eye.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Torture hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
+Torture hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Torture with a pair of off balance blows to the head.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Torture attacks with a roundhouse to the face.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Torture landed 22 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Torture doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Torture punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Torture with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs!
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-Torture launches a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Torture tosses a pair of wild blows to the ribs. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 drills Torture with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs. Torture sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 17 punches, and Torture landed 19 of 25 punches.
Torture won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 19-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Torture fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Torture strikes with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
+Dorkness 1 belts Torture with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Torture with a furious uppercut to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Torture with a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of nasty blows to the chest.
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+Torture pounds Dorkness 1 with a nice cross to the chest!! Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 25 punches, and Torture landed 19 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 29-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture hits Dorkness 1 with a powerful roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Torture annoys Dorkness 1 with a solid hook to the solar plexus.
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+Torture drills Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid shots to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Torture with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Torture with a uppercut to the stomach!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Torture landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 39-36
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Torture with a pair of punches to the stomach. Torture asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Torture with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture tosses a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of furious shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 hits Torture with a series of shots to the stomach!! Torture sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Torture tries a cross to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Torture ducks just in time.
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+Torture catches Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 26 punches, and Torture landed 17 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 49-45
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Torture with a flurry of shots to the stomach!!
+Torture backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious shots to the stomach. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of shots to the stomach.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture wallops Dorkness 1 with a painful roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 25 punches, and Torture landed 16 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 59-54
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach!
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Torture fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Torture backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Torture belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 laughs!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a right to the stomach. Torture hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Torture with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 25 punches, and Torture landed 14 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 69-63
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Torture with a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Torture smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the head!
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Torture connects with a pair of light punches to the eye.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Torture with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Torture asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Torture tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Torture throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Torture fires a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Torture probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but misses.
+Torture attacks with a volley of glancing blows to the head. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Torture with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Torture hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 23 of 23 punches, and Torture landed 17 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 79-72
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Torture grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 throws a off balance uppercut to the chest.
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+Torture hits with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Torture throws a flurry of blows to the face, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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-Torture fires a roundhouse to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Torture fires a hook to the head.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Torture hurtles to the canvas!!
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Torture struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 punches Torture with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Torture bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Torture can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Torture 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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