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(Light-Flyweight) Stupid Dancers defeated Big Boy Part Thirty by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Friday, January 29, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Dancers!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Thirty!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thirty throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thirty lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Dancers takes it in the forearms.
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+Dancers fires a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+Dancers pummels Thirty with a barrage of punches to the stomach! Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Thirty hits Dancers with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin!
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+Thirty connects with a series of off balance punches to the nose. Dancers backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancers punches Thirty with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
+Dancers hammers Thirty with a stiff straight right to the head!!
+Dancers pounds Thirty with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
+Dancers lands a series of wild punches to the head. Thirty ignores it.
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+Thirty connects with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Dancers hits with a nasty sweeping right to the chest!!
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+Thirty solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the head. Dancers falls against the ropes!
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-Dancers attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Thirty ducks just in time.
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+Dancers takes charge with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Thirty tosses a series of loud punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 40 of 43 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 25 of 39 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 10-9


Dancers doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thirty doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

+Thirty fires a powerful roundhouse to the face. Dancers laughs!
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+Thirty hits with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Dancers hammers Thirty with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
+Thirty connects with a series of glancing punches to the jaw. Dancers backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancers annoys Thirty with a wild roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dancers annoys Thirty with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Dancers suprises Thirty with a vicious straight right to the chin.
+Dancers tags Thirty with a series of heavy punches to the head.
+Dancers attacks with a nice jab to the solar plexus. Thirty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Thirty lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Dancers steps aside.
+Dancers drills Thirty with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Thirty tries to land a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Dancers narrowly avoids it
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-Thirty charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dancers deftly avoits it.
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+Dancers fires a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Thirty lashes out with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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+Dancers hits Thirty with a nice roundhouse to the eye.
+Thirty hits with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth. Dancers doesn't notice.
+Thirty solidly lands a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Dancers lands a flurry of punches to the chest! Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 47 of 50 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 24 of 40 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 20-18


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Thirty doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Thirty shakes Dancers with a barrage of solid punches to the eye!! Dancers grimaces in pain.
+Dancers attacks with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
-Thirty probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Dancers pummels Thirty with a nasty straight right to the jaw.
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+Dancers tosses a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Thirty lands a pair of punches to the head.
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+Dancers tattoos Thirty with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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+Dancers whacks Thirty with a sweeping right to the stomach.
+Dancers attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the eye. Thirty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Thirty hurts Dancers with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers throws a barrage of furious punches to the jaw. Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Thirty pokes Dancers with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Dancers wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Thirty launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancers takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Thirty smacks Dancers with a series of punches to the head.
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+Dancers lashes out with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 44 of 47 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 27 of 41 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 30-27


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Thirty doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dancers annoys Thirty with a sweeping right to the temple.
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+Dancers scores with a heavy right to the chin. Thirty is hurt!
+Dancers annoys Thirty with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Thirty seems wobbly!
+Dancers lands a series of blows to the chest. Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Thirty probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Thirty lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Thirty strikes with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Thirty throws a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
+Thirty lands a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Thirty pokes Dancers with a light straight right to the chest.
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-Thirty attacks with a jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Dancers belts Thirty with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Dancers lands a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Dancers strikes with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Dancers backs up Thirty with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Dancers hits Thirty with a jab to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 45 of 48 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 26 of 40 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 40-36


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Thirty doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

+Thirty throws a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Thirty punches Dancers with a stiff uppercut to the mouth.
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-Thirty charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Dancers covers himself well.
-Thirty attempts a jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Thirty jars Dancers with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Dancers backpedals to his own corner.
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-Thirty launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Dancers deftly avoits it.
+Thirty fires a flurry of punches to the chin. Dancers sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Thirty throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dancers narrowly avoids it
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-Thirty throws a volley of punches to the face, but Dancers covers himself well.
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+Dancers hits with a wild jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 7 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 20 of 41 punches.

Big Boy Part Thirty won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 49-46


Dancers doesn't even want to rest!

Thirty doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thirty attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Dancers annoys Thirty with a pair of strong punches to the mouth. Thirty ignores it.
+Dancers lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the face.
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+Thirty hits Dancers with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Thirty throws a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Thirty hits with a loud jab to the eye!
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+Dancers annoys Thirty with a pair of powerful punches to the head. Thirty falls against the ropes!
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+Dancers catches Thirty with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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+Dancers tags Thirty with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Thirty hits with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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+Thirty hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dancers hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancers lands a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Dancers wallops Thirty with a pair of punches to the head. Thirty asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 46 of 50 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 26 of 39 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 59-55


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thirty throws a volley of punches to the face, but Dancers narrowly avoids it
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+Dancers wallops Thirty with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Thirty jolts Dancers with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers whacks Thirty with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Dancers lands a pair of light punches to the jaw. Thirty sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Thirty lunges with a barrage of left shots to the head, but Dancers quickly backs away.
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+Dancers takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancers takes charge with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
+Thirty hits with a series of quick punches to the chest! Dancers is hurt!
+Dancers wakes up the fans with a painful jab to the jaw.
+Thirty lands a pair of punches to the head.
+Thirty catches Dancers with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Dancers pops Thirty with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dancers lands a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 41 of 54 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 23 of 41 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 69-64


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thirty probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Dancers connects with a series of loud punches to the head!
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+Thirty tattoos Dancers with a pair of punches to the temple. Dancers covers up.
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+Dancers hits Thirty with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Thirty attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancers beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Dancers slams Thirty with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Dancers connects with a powerful jab to the temple.
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-Thirty probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dancers blocks.
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+Thirty solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Dancers fires a volley of light punches to the temple. Thirty doesn't seem bothered.
+Dancers hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Dancers nails Thirty with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Thirty fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Dancers quickly backs away.
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+Thirty annoys Dancers with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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+Dancers throws a pair of furious punches to the head.
+Dancers hits Thirty with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. Thirty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dancers tries to land a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Thirty hits with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Dancers covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 43 of 49 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 25 of 45 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 79-73


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dancers is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thirty stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dancers tags Thirty with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Thirty tags Dancers with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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-Thirty throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dancers backs out of it.
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+Dancers tattoos Thirty with a series of punches to the nose. Thirty is hurt!
-Thirty lashes out with a left cross to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Thirty suprises Dancers with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Thirty throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dancers tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Dancers punches Thirty with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Thirty attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Dancers steps aside and laughs.
+Thirty lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Thirty annoys Dancers with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Dancers hits with a pair of nice blows to the mouth. Thirty laughs!
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+Dancers throws a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Dancers annoys Thirty with a series of glancing punches to the temple. Thirty retreats to the far corner.
+Dancers lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Dancers clocks Thirty with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 46 of 49 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 22 of 39 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 89-82


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thirty is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thirty probes with a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Thirty throws a flurry of hard blows to the face.
-Thirty throws a right jab to the face, but falls short.
+Thirty staggers Dancers with a wild jab to the mouth.
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+Thirty attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Thirty attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Thirty attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dancers hides behind his gloves.
+Dancers lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 6 of 7 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 16 of 41 punches.

Big Boy Part Thirty won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 98-92


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thirty is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thirty paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Dancers steps aside and laughs.
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-Thirty fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancers beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thirty fires a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Thirty punches Dancers with a series of quick punches to the chest. Dancers sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Thirty throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dancers jolts Thirty with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Thirty stuns Dancers with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 7 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 15 of 39 punches.

Big Boy Part Thirty won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 107-102


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Dancers is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thirty backpedals and jabs.

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+Dancers hits Thirty with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Thirty covers up.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stupid Dancers landed 6 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Thirty landed 3 of 8 punches.

Stupid Dancers won the round 10-9

Stupid Dancers is winning the fight 117-111


Dancers remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thirty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Dancers 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Dancers 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Dancers 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Dancers 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 5: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Dancers 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy Part Thirty 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Dancers 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Dancers 117-111

Stupid Dancers wins by decision!