Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Mr. Homer Simpson defeated Americans United by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, January 27, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Americans United!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Mr. Homer Simpson!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
United clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Simpson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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United tries to attack, but Simpson hangs on until the referee separates them.
+United hits Simpson with a flurry of punches to the head. Simpson quickly recovers.
United tries to attack, but Simpson hangs on until the referee separates them.
+United hits Simpson with a volley of glancing shots to the face. Simpson retreats to the far corner.
+Simpson lands a series of punches to the chest. United backpedals to his own corner.
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+United slams Simpson with a series of mean shots to the temple. Simpson shakes his head to clear it.
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+United strikes with a flurry of commanding punches to the face.
United lands a ferocious haymaker and Simpson is knocked off his feet!!
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Simpson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Simpson belts United with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+United whacks Simpson with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw!
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+Simpson tags United with a volley of quick shots to the chest. United grimaces in pain.
Simpson lands a sudden right punch in the nose and United hurtles to the canvas!!
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United struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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United tries to attack, but Simpson hangs on until the referee separates them.
Simpson tries to attack, but United hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but United hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simpson attacks with a right to the chest.
+Simpson hits United with a series of solid punches to the chest. United asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Simpson tries to attack, but United hangs on until the referee separates them.
+United shakes Simpson with a flurry of light punches to the nose. Simpson sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
United lands a lightning hook and Simpson is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Simpson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Simpson hits United with a loud roundhouse to the chest.
Simpson lands a ferocious right smash to the jaw and United's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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United struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
United tries to attack, but Simpson hangs on until the referee separates them.
+United tosses a series of blows to the head. Simpson is hurt!
Simpson tries to attack, but United hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simpson lands a right to the ribs.
Simpson lands a powerful hook and United is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Mr. Homer Simpson wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
United can't remember which corner is his.
Simpson doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Mr. Homer Simpson wins by a knockout!
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