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(Light-Heavyweight) Kumar Onyango defeated Thaarkalack The Imposter by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Friday, January 29, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Kumar Onyango!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Thaarkalack The Imposter!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Thaarkalack launches a flurry of left feints to the chin, but Onyango stays away from it.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Onyango punches Thaarkalack with a series of stinging blows to the nose. Thaarkalack shakes his head to clear it.
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+Thaarkalack suprises Onyango with a series of shots to the nose.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a pair of feints to the stomach, but Onyango steps aside.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 11 of 30 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 10-9


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Onyango lands a volley of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+Thaarkalack smacks Onyango with a glancing sweeping right to the ribs. Onyango beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thaarkalack paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Onyango takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 20-18


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Onyango hurts Thaarkalack with a hook to the face.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Thaarkalack fires a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 30-27


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thaarkalack hits Onyango with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Onyango belts Thaarkalack with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 40-36


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Onyango wallops Thaarkalack with a series of powerful punches to the nose!
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Onyango blocks.
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-Thaarkalack launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Onyango ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 50-45


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Onyango scores with a volley of punches to the head.
-Thaarkalack charges with a jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Onyango covers himself well.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 60-54


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Onyango backs out of it.
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+Thaarkalack connects with a straight right to the head. Onyango gets mad!
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a right uppercut to the face, but misses.
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-Thaarkalack tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Onyango steps aside and laughs.
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+Thaarkalack smashes Onyango with a stinging jab to the ribs.
-Thaarkalack lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Onyango fires a furious hook to the nose.
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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 12 of 54 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 70-63


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thaarkalack probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Onyango leaps aside.
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-Thaarkalack throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango quickly backs away.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Onyango backs up Thaarkalack with a light right to the solar plexus.
-Thaarkalack throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
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-Thaarkalack paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Onyango covers himself well.
-Thaarkalack attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Onyango ties him up.
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+Thaarkalack smashes Onyango with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 10 of 55 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 80-72


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Thaarkalack hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin. Onyango covers up.
-Thaarkalack tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Onyango takes it in the forearms.
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-Thaarkalack tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Onyango steps aside.
-Thaarkalack tries a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Thaarkalack lashes out with a jab to the temple, but Onyango narrowly avoids it
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+Onyango punches Thaarkalack with a left to the mouth.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a barrage of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 6 of 53 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 90-81


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack launches a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Thaarkalack paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Thaarkalack fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Onyango throws a pair of quick punches to the head. Onyango sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Thaarkalack is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Kumar Onyango wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9

Kumar Onyango wins by a technical knockout!