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(Bantamweight) Living Destiny defeated Army of Dorkness 9 by unanimous decision: 118-109, 118-109, 118-109.

Match Friday, January 22, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 9!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Living Destiny!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Destiny grazes Dorkness 9 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but Destiny quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 9 scores with Destiny with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
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+Destiny jolts Dorkness 9 with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 9 backs up Destiny with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 9 lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Destiny goes over backwards!!

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Destiny struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Destiny catches Dorkness 9 with a quick jab to the stomach.
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+Destiny hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs. Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Destiny scores with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 falls against the ropes!
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The fighters study each other.
+Destiny lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 9 slams Destiny with a series of strong punches to the head. Destiny retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 9 tries a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 9 hits with a flurry of light punches to the eye!
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-Dorkness 9 lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Destiny backs out of it.
-Dorkness 9 attacks with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Destiny backs out of it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 33 punches, and Living Destiny landed 27 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!

Destiny doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 9 attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Destiny tattoos Dorkness 9 with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 9 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 9 paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Destiny annoys Dorkness 9 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus!
-Destiny throws a left jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 9 tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Destiny hits with a nice right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 9 staggers Destiny with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs!!
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+Destiny pounds Dorkness 9 with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Destiny catches Dorkness 9 with a barrage of quick combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 20 of 32 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 9 is winning the fight 19-18


Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Destiny remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Destiny throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 9 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Destiny attacks with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Destiny takes charge with a commanding jab to the stomach!
-Dorkness 9 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Destiny takes it in the forearms.
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+Destiny lands a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Destiny tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 9 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 9 hammers Destiny with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 22 of 31 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Destiny grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 9 launches a volley of combinations to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Destiny punches Dorkness 9 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Dorkness 9 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Destiny shakes Dorkness 9 with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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-Destiny lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Destiny throws a left right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 9 hurts Destiny with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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-Destiny lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Destiny blocks.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a series of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Destiny throws a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 9 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 19 of 32 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 38-37


Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.

Destiny grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Destiny attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 9 charges with a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Destiny steps aside.
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+Destiny takes charge with a roundhouse to the stomach. Dorkness 9 grimaces in pain.
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-Destiny tries a left sweeping right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Destiny hits Dorkness 9 with a quick left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 9 lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but Destiny deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 9 hurts Destiny with a light combination to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 9 launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Destiny leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 20 of 32 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 48-46


Dorkness 9 is obviously tired.

Destiny is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Destiny throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Destiny tattoos Dorkness 9 with a mean sweeping right to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 9 paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 9 paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Destiny backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 9 charges with a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Destiny escapes.
-Destiny throws a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Destiny clocks Dorkness 9 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Destiny hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Destiny thumps Dorkness 9 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 19 of 32 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 58-55


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Destiny lands a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkness 9 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Destiny probes with a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 9 covers himself well.
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-Destiny lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 9 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Destiny fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 9 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a left jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Destiny jars Dorkness 9 with a barrage of furious combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Destiny ducks just in time.
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+Destiny attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 9 pummels Destiny with a mean left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 26 punches, and Living Destiny landed 17 of 34 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 68-64


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Destiny tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Destiny escapes.
+Destiny hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Destiny throws a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Destiny thumps Dorkness 9 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkness 9 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Destiny annoys Dorkness 9 with a volley of punches to the mouth!
-Dorkness 9 charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Destiny ducks.
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-Destiny probes with a left jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 18 of 34 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 78-73


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Destiny rocks Dorkness 9 with a vicious jab to the jaw. Dorkness 9 is hurt!
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+Destiny wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance combinations to the temple.
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-Dorkness 9 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Destiny ducks just in time.
-Destiny attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but Dorkness 9 leaps aside.
+Destiny tosses a strong cross to the chin.
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+Dorkness 9 punches Destiny with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs. Destiny hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Destiny charges with a left left to the eye, but misses.
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 9 paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a left right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 15 of 33 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 88-82


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Destiny throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 9 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Destiny stays away from it.
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+Destiny fires a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Destiny hides behind his gloves.
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-Destiny lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 9 deftly avoits it.
-Destiny paws a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 9 belts Destiny with a volley of combinations to the chest.
+Destiny pounds Dorkness 9 with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw. Dorkness 9 shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkness 9 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 9 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Destiny ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Living Destiny landed 15 of 30 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 98-91


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Destiny scores with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 9 lunges with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Destiny deftly avoits it.
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-Destiny charges with a series of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 9 escapes.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Destiny steps aside.
+Destiny hits with a pair of hard punches to the nose. Dorkness 9 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 9 smacks Destiny with a furious roundhouse to the solar plexus. Destiny sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Destiny tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 9 steps aside and laughs.
+Destiny takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Destiny escapes.
+Destiny nails Dorkness 9 with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Living Destiny landed 18 of 32 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 108-100


Dorkness 9 is slowing down.

Destiny is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 9 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Destiny is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 9 charges with a series of left combinations to the head, but Destiny beats a hasty retreat.
-Destiny probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 9 hides behind his gloves.
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+Destiny grazes Dorkness 9 with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Destiny hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
+Dorkness 9 staggers Destiny with a pair of heavy combinations to the mouth! Destiny falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 9 annoys Destiny with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Destiny tags Dorkness 9 with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 9 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 9 takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of right combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 9 throws a barrage of left combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 9 launches a series of left punches to the eye, but Destiny blocks.
+Destiny suprises Dorkness 9 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 9 attacks with a stinging jab to the head.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of combinations to the nose, but Destiny takes it in the forearms.
+Destiny belts Dorkness 9 with a off balance jab to the mouth! Dorkness 9 laughs!
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+Dorkness 9 connects with a barrage of quick combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 9 lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Destiny is knocked off his feet!!

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Destiny struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 9 attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Destiny punches Dorkness 9 with a volley of loud combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 9 is hurt!
Destiny lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Dorkness 9 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 9 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Destiny lands a volley of combinations to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 9 landed 12 of 37 punches, and Living Destiny landed 21 of 30 punches.

Living Destiny won the round 10-9

Living Destiny is winning the fight 118-109


Dorkness 9 looks exhausted.

Destiny looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 3: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 4: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 5: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 6: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 7: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 8: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 9: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 10: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 11: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 12: Living Destiny 10-9

Total Score: Living Destiny 118-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 3: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 4: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 5: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 6: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 7: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 8: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 9: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 10: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 11: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 12: Living Destiny 10-9

Total Score: Living Destiny 118-109


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 9 10-8
Round 2: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 3: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 4: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 5: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 6: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 7: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 8: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 9: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 10: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 11: Living Destiny 10-9
Round 12: Living Destiny 10-9

Total Score: Living Destiny 118-109

Living Destiny wins by decision!