Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) What am I doing?? defeated Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, January 23, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 307 pounds (139 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is What am I doing??!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler attempts a hook to the head, but Doing?? steps aside and laughs.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but Doing?? quickly backs away.
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+Doing?? hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Doing?? lands a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Doing?? takes it in the forearms.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Doing?? attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Doing?? nails Beerguzzler with a light straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 26 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 27 of 31 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 10-9
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Doing?? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing?? lands a series of light punches to the ribs!
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Doing?? hides behind his gloves.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing?? strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Beerguzzler tries a pair of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 24 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 16 of 26 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 20-18
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Doing?? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing?? catches Beerguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!!
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-Beerguzzler throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Doing?? tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Doing?? throws a mean cross to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 22 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 16 of 23 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 30-27
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Doing?? hides behind his gloves.
-Beerguzzler probes with a right jab to the stomach, but Doing?? covers himself well.
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+Doing?? lands a series of solid punches to the ribs. Beerguzzler ignores it.
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+Doing?? tosses a jab to the chest.
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+Doing?? jars Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Doing?? probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 24 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 18 of 25 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 40-36
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Doing?? covers himself well.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Doing?? charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler fires a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Doing?? takes it in the forearms.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing?? hits with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
+Doing?? hits Beerguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Doing?? ducks just in time.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing?? fires a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Beerguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Doing?? tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Beerguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a volley of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 24 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 15 of 25 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 50-45
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Doing?? blocks.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Doing?? takes it in the forearms.
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-Beerguzzler throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Doing?? escapes.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 1 of 25 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 60-55
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing?? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Doing?? deftly avoits it.
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-Beerguzzler paws a straight right to the stomach, but Doing?? ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Doing?? hits with a stinging sweeping right to the eye. Beerguzzler ignores it.
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-Beerguzzler launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Doing?? steps aside.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a right left to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 23 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 5 of 8 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 69-65
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing?? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Doing?? tosses a pair of blows to the stomach!!
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+Doing?? punches Beerguzzler with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Beerguzzler throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Doing?? ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler paws a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Doing?? pokes Beerguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Doing?? backs out of it.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a right left to the face, but Doing?? blocks.
+Doing?? lands a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler paws a straight right to the nose, but Doing?? escapes.
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+Doing?? smacks Beerguzzler with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 32 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 22 of 23 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 79-74
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing?? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler launches a series of shots to the nose, but Doing?? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler throws a series of left blows to the eye, but Doing?? ducks.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of blows to the chin, but Doing?? escapes.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Doing?? takes it in the forearms.
+Doing?? pokes Beerguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Beerguzzler falls against the ropes!
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
-Beerguzzler lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 30 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 8 of 8 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 89-83
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing?? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Doing?? clocks Beerguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the nose!!
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-Beerguzzler paws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Beerguzzler throws a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Doing?? tattoos Beerguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Doing?? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Beerguzzler tries a right uppercut to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Doing?? lands a pair of quick shots to the temple. Beerguzzler is hurt!
-Beerguzzler tries to land a uppercut to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Doing?? takes it in the forearms.
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+Doing?? strikes with a off balance jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 32 punches, and What am I doing?? landed 22 of 25 punches.
What am I doing?? won the round 10-9
What am I doing?? is winning the fight 99-92
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Doing?? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Doing?? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Doing?? pokes Beerguzzler with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the nose.
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-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a cross to the temple, but Doing?? steps aside and laughs.
+Beerguzzler throws a series of painful roundhouses to the nose.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a left cross to the face, but Doing?? quickly backs away.
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-Beerguzzler fires a volley of crosses to the jaw, but Doing?? steps aside.
-Beerguzzler charges with a right left to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Doing?? whacks Beerguzzler with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Beerguzzler gets mad!
Doing?? lands a beautiful right uppercut and Beerguzzler's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler launches a volley of right uppercuts to the mouth, but Doing?? stays away from it.
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+Doing?? hits with a stiff roundhouse to the eye.
Doing?? lands a ferocious right haymaker and Beerguzzler falls senseless!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Doing?? tosses a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
Doing?? lands a brutal right blow to the head and Beerguzzler goes down!!
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He's Out!
What am I doing?? wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Doing?? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing?? 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing?? 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 8: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing?? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing?? 10-9
What am I doing?? wins by a knockout!
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