Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated Lowell Hardcore by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, January 20, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Lowell Hardcore!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 10 probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Hardcore quickly backs away.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 hurts Hardcore with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 hits with a furious uppercut to the head.
+Hardcore tosses a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 punches Hardcore with a series of painful shots to the head.
+Dorkness 10 clocks Hardcore with a straight right to the jaw.
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+Hardcore tags Dorkness 10 with a barrage of furious shots to the temple. Dorkness 10 seems wobbly!
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 16 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 10-9
Hardcore doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 shakes Hardcore with a series of strong punches to the chest.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardcore hits Dorkness 10 with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 10 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Hardcore hides behind his gloves.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 5 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 9 of 16 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 20-18
Hardcore doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Hardcore lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 10 wallops Hardcore with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hardcore paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 backs up Hardcore with a strong straight right to the ribs!!
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 10 stays away from it.
-Hardcore lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore slams Dorkness 10 with a left to the chest.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 6 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 30-27
Hardcore remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 10 pummels Hardcore with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 lands a pair of nasty punches to the chest! Hardcore shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 10 connects with a volley of nasty shots to the stomach.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 4 of 21 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 18 of 27 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 40-36
Hardcore grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 grazes Hardcore with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 10 slams Hardcore with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 punches Hardcore with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 5 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 50-45
Hardcore is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Hardcore launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 hammers Hardcore with a straight right to the chest. Hardcore shakes his head to clear it.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 hits Hardcore with a volley of punches to the chest. Hardcore is hurt!
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 10 ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 5 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 17 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 60-54
Hardcore is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 10 jolts Hardcore with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hardcore ties him up.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
+Dorkness 10 annoys Hardcore with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Hardcore lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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-Hardcore attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 10 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 punches Hardcore with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 4 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 16 of 27 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 70-63
Hardcore is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 10 hides behind his gloves.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 jars Hardcore with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore punches Dorkness 10 with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 jolts Hardcore with a flurry of heavy blows to the chest.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 clocks Hardcore with a flurry of loud blows to the chest!
-Hardcore probes with a right hook to the nose, but falls short.
+Dorkness 10 thumps Hardcore with a volley of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Hardcore launches a pair of shots to the head, but Dorkness 10 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 5 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 20 of 21 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 80-72
Hardcore collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore fires a pair of right shots to the temple, but Dorkness 10 ducks.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 10 connects with a pair of blows to the chest.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach! Hardcore is hurt!
-Hardcore throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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+Dorkness 10 hits Hardcore with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but misses.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 stuns Hardcore with a wild roundhouse to the stomach. Hardcore sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lowell Hardcore landed 4 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 24 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 90-81
Hardcore receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 10 lashes out with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs. Hardcore quickly recovers. Dorkness 10 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hardcore's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hardcore can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a technical knockout!
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