Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Light ZWIP by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, January 20, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light ZWIP!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light tattoos Dorkness 5 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of shots to the head, but Light backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a light uppercut to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Light with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light throws a solid uppercut to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of nice punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Light collapses!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of nice shots to the chin.
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-Light lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of stiff blows to the mouth!!
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+Light pokes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 30 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 10 of 16 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Light doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a volley of punches to the chest!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Light stays away from it.
+Light lands a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Light attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Light with a series of painful punches to the chest.
+Light strikes with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
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-Light probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 14 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Light doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Light with a roundhouse to the ribs. Light quickly recovers.
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+Light lashes out with a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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-Light paws a uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Light lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Light with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 slams Light with a flurry of vicious blows to the ribs.
-Light lunges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of wild blows to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 14 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-26
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Light stuns Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Light hurts Dorkness 5 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Light with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Light tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Light with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Light catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Light with a heavy cross to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Light probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Light ducks.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 22 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 14 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-35
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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-Light launches a roundhouse to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Light pounds Dorkness 5 with a hook to the stomach.
-Light tries a left uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Light tattoos Dorkness 5 with a pair of blows to the ribs!!
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-Light throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of loud shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of mean punches to the chin.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Light attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 12 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-44
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a pair of mean blows to the chin!
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-Light probes with a right hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Light tosses a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Light with a quick cross to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
-Light fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Light pops Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light grazes Dorkness 5 with a jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Light narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 nails Light with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus. Light beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 15 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-53
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Light beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+Light throws a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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-Light throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Light charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Light rocks Dorkness 5 with a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of glancing shots to the chin. Light ignores it.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light hits with a volley of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 33 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 15 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-62
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Light is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Light with a volley of furious shots to the nose! Light doesn't notice.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel punch in the nose and Light drops like a stone!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Light with a mean sweeping right to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Light drops like a stone!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Light solidly lands a series of powerful blows to the nose. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
-Light probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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-Light attacks with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Light throws a series of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Light belts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of mean blows to the jaw.
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+Light jolts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of blows to the nose.
-Light probes with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but to no avail.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light annoys Dorkness 5 with a pair of shots to the head.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Light with a volley of mean blows to the eye.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Light throws a series of punches to the jaw.
Light lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 29 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 13 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 80-71
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Light is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of painful punches to the nose. Light sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering right smash to the jaw and Light is knocked off his feet!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Light pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the head!
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-Light probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Light with a flurry of hard punches to the temple!
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed blow to the head and Light is knocked off his feet!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Light with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Light tries a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Light fires a pair of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Light with a flurry of loud blows to the temple. Light gets mad!
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+Dorkness 5 nails Light with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Dorkness 5 staggers Light with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Light tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
+Light smashes Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice shots to the jaw. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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-Dorkness 5 paws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Light ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Light with a series of nasty blows to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light throws a series of nasty shots to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 27 of 32 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 11 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 90-78
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Light is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light is brawling. (inside)
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-Light lunges with a left left to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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-Light attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Light with a straight right to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning blow to the head and Light lands flat on his back!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of quick punches to the face. Light doesn't seem bothered.
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+Light backs up Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing punches to the head. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Light with a volley of blows to the face.
+Light shakes Dorkness 5 with a left to the face.
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-Light fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Light throws a pair of shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a stiff roundhouse to the temple. Light ignores it.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of glancing blows to the head.
-Light lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of glancing blows to the mouth!!
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Light with a volley of painful punches to the head. Light sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 5 lands a bone crushing left haymaker and Light falls to the canvas!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Light launches a barrage of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a devestating uppercut and Light goes down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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