Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) What am I doing? defeated Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, January 16, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 307 pounds (139 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is What am I doing?!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of blows to the head, but Doing? steps aside and laughs.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Doing? nails Beerguzzler with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Doing? pummels Beerguzzler with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a straight right to the face, but Doing? hides behind his gloves.
-Doing? launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Doing? blocks.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? tags Beerguzzler with a wild jab to the ribs. Beerguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Doing? staggers Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 3 of 23 punches, and What am I doing? landed 22 of 31 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 10-9
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Doing? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? fires a series of strong punches to the chest. Beerguzzler grimaces in pain.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but Doing? ties him up.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 23 punches, and What am I doing? landed 16 of 24 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 20-18
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Doing? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Doing? probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Beerguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a left right to the ribs, but Doing? beats a hasty retreat.
-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Doing? hides behind his gloves.
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+Doing? throws a powerful jab to the chest.
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+Doing? rocks Beerguzzler with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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-Beerguzzler paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Doing? leaps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 23 punches, and What am I doing? landed 15 of 24 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 30-27
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Doing? hits with a furious sweeping right to the chest.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? hits Beerguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Beerguzzler tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Doing? ducks.
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-Doing? launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 24 punches, and What am I doing? landed 13 of 23 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 40-36
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler paws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Doing? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Doing? tries to land a left jab to the chest, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Doing? backs up Beerguzzler with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Doing? tries to land a left left to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Doing? fires a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Doing? narrowly avoids it
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Doing? clocks Beerguzzler with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Beerguzzler covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 25 punches, and What am I doing? landed 13 of 26 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 50-45
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Doing? tosses a pair of powerful punches to the face.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Doing? ducks.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Doing? backs out of it.
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Beerguzzler paws a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 25 punches, and What am I doing? landed 6 of 8 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 59-55
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Doing? catches Beerguzzler with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus! Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler throws a uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? lands a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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-Doing? lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Doing? backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 2 of 22 punches, and What am I doing? landed 14 of 24 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 69-64
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? wallops Beerguzzler with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
-Beerguzzler launches a pair of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 3 of 34 punches, and What am I doing? landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
What am I doing? is winning the fight 79-74
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing? is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Doing? leaps aside.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? slams Beerguzzler with a flurry of commanding shots to the chest.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Doing? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Doing? hits Beerguzzler with a pair of punches to the chest. Beerguzzler laughs!
-Beerguzzler paws a pair of punches to the face, but Doing? steps aside.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler launches a barrage of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Doing? throws a volley of hard punches to the chest. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 3 of 32 punches, and What am I doing? landed 19 of 26 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 89-83
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Doing? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler paws a volley of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Beerguzzler fires a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Doing? annoys Beerguzzler with a solid left to the chin.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Doing? throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beerguzzler launches a pair of left blows to the head, but only hits air.
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Doing? tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a cross to the nose, but Doing? deftly avoits it.
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-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Doing? hides behind his gloves.
+Doing? solidly lands a solid jab to the chin.
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+Doing? throws a powerful jab to the eye!
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Doing? blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 3 of 35 punches, and What am I doing? landed 22 of 25 punches.
What am I doing? won the round 10-9
What am I doing? is winning the fight 99-92
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Doing? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Beerguzzler throws a volley of right crosses to the jaw, but misses.
+Doing? rocks Beerguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Beerguzzler fires a pair of right crosses to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of right roundhouses to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Beerguzzler tosses a barrage of hooks to the face.
+Doing? tosses a series of strong punches to the face. Beerguzzler laughs!
Doing? lands a quick right haymaker and Beerguzzler is knocked off his feet!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a pair of shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Doing? takes charge with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Doing? smacks Beerguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Doing? belts Beerguzzler with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
-Beerguzzler charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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The fighters circle.
+Doing? strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Doing? belts Beerguzzler with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. Beerguzzler gets mad!
Doing? lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Beerguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
What am I doing? wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Doing? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing? 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing? 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 2: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 3: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 4: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 5: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: What am I doing? 10-9
Round 10: What am I doing? 10-9
What am I doing? wins by a knockout!
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