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(Super-Featherweight) The Whippersnapper 2015 defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, January 06, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is The Whippersnapper 2015!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Whippersnapper 2015 fires a barrage of nasty punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Whippersnapper 2015 thumps Dorkness 4 with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Whippersnapper 2015 tags Dorkness 4 with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 jars Whippersnapper 2015 with a flurry of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach. Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Whippersnapper 2015 escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 25 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 19 of 23 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Whippersnapper 2015 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Whippersnapper 2015 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 pokes Dorkness 4 with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 leaps aside.
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 fires a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Whippersnapper 2015 connects with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 24 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 20 of 23 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Whippersnapper 2015 tosses a jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 quickly backs away.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 backs up Dorkness 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 hits Dorkness 4 with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 drills Dorkness 4 with a heavy jab to the stomach. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 26 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 21 of 27 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 thumps Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Whippersnapper 2015 seems wobbly!
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-Whippersnapper 2015 probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 quickly backs away.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 pummels Dorkness 4 with a wild jab to the stomach.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Whippersnapper 2015 ducks just in time.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 jars Dorkness 4 with a vicious jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 beats a hasty retreat.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 17 of 25 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 launches a series of right shots to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 steps aside.
+Dorkness 4 rocks Whippersnapper 2015 with a volley of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a cross to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 lands a volley of furious punches to the face. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Whippersnapper 2015 ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 37 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 20 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Whippersnapper 2015 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 grazes Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 shakes Dorkness 4 with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Whippersnapper 2015 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 punches Whippersnapper 2015 with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Whippersnapper 2015 attacks with a right to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Whippersnapper 2015 annoys Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 connects with a right to the head.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Whippersnapper 2015 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 lands a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 39 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 19 of 23 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Whippersnapper 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Whippersnapper 2015 seems wobbly!
+Whippersnapper 2015 punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Whippersnapper 2015 hits with a series of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Whippersnapper 2015 smacks Dorkness 4 with a wild right to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 backs up Dorkness 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 connects with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 37 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 23 of 23 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 69-64


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Whippersnapper 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Whippersnapper 2015 grazes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the chest!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a right hook to the stomach, but Whippersnapper 2015 quickly backs away.
+Whippersnapper 2015 whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+Whippersnapper 2015 hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Whippersnapper 2015 suprises Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Dorkness 4 jars Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. Whippersnapper 2015 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Whippersnapper 2015 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 40 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 24 of 24 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 79-73


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Whippersnapper 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Whippersnapper 2015 with a hook to the solar plexus.
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus!! Whippersnapper 2015 quickly recovers.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 grazes Dorkness 4 with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 hides behind his gloves.
+Whippersnapper 2015 connects with a barrage of stiff blows to the nose.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 tosses a series of nice punches to the head.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 leaps aside.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 hits Dorkness 4 with a cross to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 38 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 24 of 24 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 89-82


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Whippersnapper 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 launches a right hook to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 covers himself well.
+Whippersnapper 2015 rocks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 takes it in the forearms.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 annoys Dorkness 4 with a solid jab to the nose.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 jolts Dorkness 4 with a strong hook to the face.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Whippersnapper 2015 with a nasty hook to the chest.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a right cross to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 4 nails Whippersnapper 2015 with a volley of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of shots to the ribs, but Whippersnapper 2015 ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Whippersnapper 2015 fires a barrage of shots to the temple. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 40 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 23 of 24 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 99-91


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Whippersnapper 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 4 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Whippersnapper 2015 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 jolts Whippersnapper 2015 with a series of blows to the ribs. Whippersnapper 2015 laughs!
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+Dorkness 4 fires a uppercut to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a roundhouse to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 blocks.
-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Whippersnapper 2015 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the head.
+Whippersnapper 2015 annoys Dorkness 4 with a stiff jab to the jaw.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Whippersnapper 2015 backs out of it.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 lands a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Whippersnapper 2015 ducks.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 smashes Dorkness 4 with a pair of strong punches to the chin!
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+Whippersnapper 2015 throws a volley of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 39 punches, and The Whippersnapper 2015 landed 30 of 35 punches.

The Whippersnapper 2015 won the round 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 is winning the fight 109-100


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Whippersnapper 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Whippersnapper 2015 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 jars Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of glancing shots to the eye.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 throws a pair of punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 4 hits Whippersnapper 2015 with a barrage of light shots to the head. Whippersnapper 2015 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 4 fires Whippersnapper 2015 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Whippersnapper 2015 ducks.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of hooks to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Whippersnapper 2015 jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 pops Dorkness 4 with a jab to the nose.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Whippersnapper 2015 blocks.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a series of right punches to the nose, but Whippersnapper 2015 steps aside and laughs.
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+Whippersnapper 2015 hammers Dorkness 4 with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
Whippersnapper 2015 lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Dorkness 4 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
The Whippersnapper 2015 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye.

Whippersnapper 2015 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 2: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 4: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 7: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 8: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 9: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 10: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 11: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 2: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 4: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 8: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 11: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 2: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 3: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 4: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 8: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 9: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 10: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9
Round 11: The Whippersnapper 2015 10-9

The Whippersnapper 2015 wins by a knockout!