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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lowell Hardcore by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, January 06, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Lowell Hardcore!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 5 pummels Hardcore with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Hardcore with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Hardcore with a flurry of light combinations to the temple.
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+Hardcore punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the head.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardcore takes charge with a flurry of furious shots to the nose!
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Hardcore with a flurry of powerful shots to the temple!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Hardcore ducks.
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-Hardcore tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Hardcore escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Hardcore with a pair of combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion hook and Hardcore's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Hardcore struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hardcore hits with a light uppercut to the mouth.
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-Hardcore probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Hardcore doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.

The doctor won't let Lowell Hardcore continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!




Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!