Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated Jack O'Lantern by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, December 30, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Jack O'Lantern!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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-Lantern probes with a right to the chin, but Dorkness 10 backs out of it.
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+Lantern tags Dorkness 10 with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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+Lantern hits with a pair of loud combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 10 clocks Lantern with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Lantern clocks Dorkness 10 with a nice left to the eye.
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-Lantern attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Lantern stuns Dorkness 10 with a series of stiff blows to the nose.
Lantern lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 10's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lantern fires a roundhouse to the nose. Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 10 wallops Lantern with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 10 rocks Lantern with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!! Lantern falls against the ropes!
+Lantern connects with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a cross to the ribs, but Lantern hides behind his gloves.
+Lantern pounds Dorkness 10 with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 27 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 24 punches.
Jack O'Lantern won the round 10-8
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 10-8
Lantern doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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-Lantern attempts a left combination to the face, but Dorkness 10 ducks.
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+Lantern hits Dorkness 10 with a series of combinations to the chin. Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lantern suprises Dorkness 10 with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 10 attacks with a painful roundhouse to the chest.
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-Lantern fires a volley of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lantern connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
Lantern lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Dorkness 10's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Lantern escapes.
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+Lantern fires a barrage of stiff combinations to the temple. Dorkness 10 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 10 backs up Lantern with a barrage of blows to the ribs! Lantern doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 10 pummels Lantern with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+Lantern slams Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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-Lantern probes with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 28 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 16 of 24 punches.
Jack O'Lantern won the round 10-8
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 20-16
Lantern remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Lantern punches Dorkness 10 with a commanding left to the eye.
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+Lantern drills Dorkness 10 with a volley of combinations to the temple.
+Lantern hits with a pair of furious combinations to the mouth!!
-Lantern probes with a pair of left combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
+Dorkness 10 strikes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lantern thumps Dorkness 10 with a pair of solid combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 10 smashes Lantern with a barrage of shots to the chest. Lantern covers up.
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-Lantern tries a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 covers himself well.
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-Lantern throws a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 backs out of it.
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-Lantern throws a pair of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 20 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 23 punches.
Jack O'Lantern won the round 10-9
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 30-25
Lantern grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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+Lantern tags Dorkness 10 with a series of off balance punches to the face. Dorkness 10 ignores it.
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+Lantern backs up Dorkness 10 with a volley of mean punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a left right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but Lantern quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 10 clocks Lantern with a series of stiff shots to the chest. Lantern hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Lantern fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Lantern with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
+Lantern hammers Dorkness 10 with a series of combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 10 pokes Lantern with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Lantern attacks with a pair of combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 10 steps aside.
-Lantern throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lantern throws a volley of hard punches to the face.
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-Lantern paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 21 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 19 of 31 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 40-35
Lantern is slowing down.
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but Lantern narrowly avoids it
-Lantern throws a left left to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 10 wallops Lantern with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Lantern strikes with a series of combinations to the nose.
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+Lantern annoys Dorkness 10 with a series of mean combinations to the jaw.
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+Lantern pummels Dorkness 10 with a barrage of nice combinations to the chin.
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-Lantern fires a jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 10 lands a series of mean blows to the chest. Lantern hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lantern backs out of it.
-Lantern lunges with a volley of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
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+Lantern solidly lands a volley of nice combinations to the mouth.
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+Lantern hits with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 10 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 10 backs up Lantern with a series of blows to the ribs!! Lantern asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 23 of 43 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 18 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 49-45
Lantern looks exhausted.
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 10 hits Lantern with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
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+Lantern whacks Dorkness 10 with a pair of loud combinations to the eye.
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+Lantern jars Dorkness 10 with a volley of strong combinations to the jaw.
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-Lantern tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 10 charges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but falls short.
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-Lantern lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 10 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Lantern with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 10 lands a powerful roundhouse to the stomach.
-Dorkness 10 probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Lantern lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 10 tosses a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 19 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 20 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 58-55
Lantern collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 10 thumps Lantern with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus! Lantern shakes his head to clear it.
+Lantern hits with a mean right to the mouth!
+Dorkness 10 smashes Lantern with a quick roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a hook to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Lantern lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Lantern throws a series of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Lantern attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
-Lantern probes with a left jab to the temple, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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+Lantern stuns Dorkness 10 with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Lantern beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lantern tries to land a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 10 drills Lantern with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Lantern sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack O'Lantern landed 13 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 10 landed 20 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9
Jack O'Lantern is winning the fight 67-65
Lantern receives medical attention from his trainer.
Dorkness 10 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Lantern tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 10 comes out fighting.
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-Lantern throws a series of left combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
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+Lantern wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple! Dorkness 10 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 10 pokes Lantern with a flurry of shots to the chest. Lantern is hurt!
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Lantern with a painful roundhouse to the ribs.
Dorkness 10 lands a lightning left uppercut and Lantern falls senseless!!
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Lantern struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Lantern attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Lantern probes with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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+Dorkness 10 hammers Lantern with a stiff jab to the ribs. Lantern seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Lantern with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkness 10 strikes at will! Lantern's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lantern can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 2: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 3: Jack O'Lantern 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 2: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 3: Jack O'Lantern 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 2: Jack O'Lantern 10-8
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a technical knockout!
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