Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Light ZWIP by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, December 30, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light ZWIP!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Light with a series of blows to the jaw. Light falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 5 drills Light with a nasty uppercut to the temple!!
+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of mean shots to the chin.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Light with an illegal rabbit punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Light tries to land a barrage of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Light rocks Dorkness 5 with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 fires a right to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a terrific right cross to the jaw and Light falls senseless!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Light smashes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Light lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of blows to the face.
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-Light fires a volley of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
+Light annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of loud shots to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of right shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 33 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Light drills Dorkness 5 with a series of blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Light attempts a straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 5 pounds Light with a furious left to the chest!!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Light beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light tries a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Light lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Light launches a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 10 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Light lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the chest, but Light steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Light with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Light paws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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-Light throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Light tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Light with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Light punches Dorkness 5 with a commanding hook to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 10 of 29 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Light pummels Dorkness 5 with a volley of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Light attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of blows to the mouth.
-Light lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
+Dorkness 5 jolts Light with a nice straight right to the head!! Light covers up.
+Light grazes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of blows to the head.
+Light pounds Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 33 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 13 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Light tries a right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light fires a series of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Light throws a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of stiff blows to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Light with a series of hard shots to the face.
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+Light shakes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a right cross to the head, but Light steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Light launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 32 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 9 of 36 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a sweeping right to the eye, but Light quickly backs away.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light throws Dorkness 5 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light hits with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
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-Light attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Light attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Light with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Light attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a left cross to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of vicious punches to the chin. Light quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a right cross to the eye, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 31 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 9 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 nails Light with a flurry of light shots to the nose.
-Light lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Light attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Light throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Light takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Light covers himself well.
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-Light probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Light with a volley of hard blows to the eye.
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+Light hits with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Light fires a series of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 32 punches, and Light ZWIP landed 5 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 comes out fighting.
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Light throws a volley of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Light throws a flurry of right shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Light lunges with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Light with a series of punches to the eye. Light quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Light with a volley of powerful blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Light is knocked down!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Light fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Light hurtles to the canvas!!
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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Light with a stinging jab to the face.
+Light attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth!
+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of right blows to the nose, but Light quickly backs away.
-Light tries a uppercut to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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-Light fires a right roundhouse to the nose, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Light with a series of blows to the chin.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Dorkness 5 hits Light with a flurry of blows to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a devestating hook and Light falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Light looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Light ZWIP continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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