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(Bantamweight) Doom is Coming V defeated Army of Dorkness 9 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, December 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Doom is Coming V!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 9!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 9 throws a series of solid shots to the eye.
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-Dorkness 9 lashes out with a right straight right to the jaw, but Coming V ducks just in time.
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-Coming V attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 pounds Coming V with a series of blows to the temple. Coming V grimaces in pain.
+Coming V connects with a volley of quick shots to the eye!! Dorkness 9 doesn't seem bothered.
Coming V lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 9 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 9 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 9 suprises Coming V with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 lands a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 9 pokes Coming V with a series of strong blows to the temple.
+Coming V tattoos Dorkness 9 with a nasty hook to the head.
+Coming V smacks Dorkness 9 with a pair of shots to the head.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 14 of 23 punches.

Doom is Coming V won the round 10-8

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 10-8


Coming V doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Coming V attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 9 deftly avoits it.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coming V attempts a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Coming V fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 9 lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Coming V thumps Dorkness 9 with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 8 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 5 of 17 punches.

Doom is Coming V won the round 10-9

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 20-17


Coming V doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coming V clocks Dorkness 9 with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Dorkness 9 doesn't notice.
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+Coming V annoys Dorkness 9 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coming V attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 9 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 9 throws a volley of punches to the chest.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 8 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 29-27


Coming V doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V annoys Dorkness 9 with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 9 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Coming V ties him up.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 9 lands a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V nails Dorkness 9 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coming V attempts a left left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 9 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 9 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 39-37


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Coming V probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 9 narrowly avoids it
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 9 launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V hits with a pair of painful shots to the ribs!!
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V attempts a left left to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 9 takes charge with a flurry of blows to the ribs!! Coming V covers up.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Coming V tags Dorkness 9 with a pair of wild blows to the chest!
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-Dorkness 9 tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but Coming V steps aside.
-Dorkness 9 tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Coming V ties him up.
+Dorkness 9 hammers Coming V with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 12 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 12 of 32 punches.

Doom is Coming V won the round 10-9

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 49-46


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Coming V probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 9 steps aside and laughs.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a series of punches to the chest, but Coming V covers himself well.
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+Coming V connects with a volley of wild shots to the stomach. Dorkness 9 grimaces in pain.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 9 slams Coming V with a cross to the stomach.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V pokes Dorkness 9 with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 9 quickly recovers.
-Coming V lunges with a left to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 13 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 9 of 33 punches.

Doom is Coming V won the round 10-9

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 59-55


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 tries a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coming V grazes Dorkness 9 with a volley of shots to the chest. Dorkness 9 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 9 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Coming V ducks.
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-Coming V probes with a roundhouse to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 9 fires a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Coming V escapes.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V hits with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach!
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Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Coming V attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
Dorkness 9 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 13 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 9 landed 9 of 41 punches.

Doom is Coming V won the round 10-9

Doom is Coming V is winning the fight 69-64


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Coming V is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Coming V strikes with a volley of painful roundhouses to the chin.
Coming V tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 9 throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Coming V pokes Dorkness 9 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Coming V lands a mighty blow to the temple and Dorkness 9 drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Doom is Coming V wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coming V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Dorkness 9 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Doom is Coming V 10-8
Round 2: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 5: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 6: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 7: Doom is Coming V 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Doom is Coming V 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 5: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 6: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 7: Doom is Coming V 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Doom is Coming V 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9
Round 4: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 5: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 6: Doom is Coming V 10-9
Round 7: Doom is Coming V 10-9

Doom is Coming V wins by a knockout!