Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Danzig The Great defeated weak af lmao by unanimous decision: 120-111, 120-111, 120-111.Match Monday, December 21, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 72 pounds (33 kilograms) is weak af lmao!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 76 pounds (34 kilograms) is Danzig The Great!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Weak covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.
-Danzig attempts a barrage of right blows to the face, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
-Danzig throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Danzig launches a left to the mouth, but misses.
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-Danzig charges with a pair of blows to the chin, but Weak ducks just in time.
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-Danzig charges with a straight right to the head, but to no avail.
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+Weak annoys Danzig with a series of heavy shots to the head.
-Danzig fires a series of shots to the head, but Weak quickly backs away.
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-Danzig attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Weak narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Weak covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.
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-Danzig probes with a right uppercut to the jaw, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig throws a pair of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Danzig attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Weak deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig attempts a series of blows to the head, but Weak escapes.
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-Danzig tries to land a volley of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Danzig throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Weak connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Danzig sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Danzig throws a right jab to the jaw, but Weak quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 37 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Weak covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.
-Danzig launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Danzig fires a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig attempts a left left to the jaw, but falls short.
-Danzig attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Weak lands a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
-Danzig fires a jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but Weak quickly backs away.
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-Danzig lunges with a volley of right shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 41 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Weak covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Danzig paws a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Danzig launches a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig tries to land a straight right to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Danzig tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Weak stays away from it.
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-Danzig tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig paws a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Weak ducks just in time.
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-Danzig fires a right straight right to the face, but Weak blocks.
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+Weak lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Danzig attacks with a series of right blows to the temple, but Weak steps aside.
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-Danzig lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but Weak backs out of it.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of left combinations to the face, but goes wide.
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-Danzig lunges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Weak narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 65 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 40-39
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Weak covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Weak belts Danzig with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
-Danzig launches a pair of combinations to the face, but falls short.
-Danzig throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig launches a volley of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Danzig tries to land a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Danzig lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the temple, but Weak narrowly avoids it
-Danzig probes with a series of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Danzig throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Danzig tries a volley of right combinations to the face, but misses.
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-Danzig charges with a roundhouse to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Danzig fires a volley of left combinations to the face, but Weak narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig launches a right left to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Danzig tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Weak ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 9 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 61 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 50-48
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Weak covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)
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-Danzig fires a barrage of right feints to the solar plexus, but Weak backs out of it.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of left feints to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Weak stuns Danzig with a pair of commanding feints to the head.
-Danzig fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Danzig charges with a flurry of right feints to the chest, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
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-Danzig attacks with a right feint and then a hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 1 of 39 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 60-57
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Weak covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Danzig paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Weak takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Weak stays away from it.
-Danzig paws a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig probes with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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-Danzig probes with a volley of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Danzig fires a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Weak takes it in the forearms.
-Danzig probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Weak stays away from it.
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-Danzig tries to land a series of right blows to the jaw, but Weak quickly backs away.
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+Weak hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Danzig lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Weak ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 7 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 63 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 70-66
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Weak covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Danzig lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Danzig tries to land a barrage of combinations to the face, but Weak steps aside.
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-Danzig fires a series of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Weak tags Danzig with a barrage of mean shots to the chin.
-Danzig paws a pair of right combinations to the eye, but Weak beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig charges with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Danzig paws a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Danzig probes with a series of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig fires a pair of combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 9 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 62 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 80-75
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Weak covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)
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-Danzig attempts a counter-punch to the eye, but goes wide.
-Danzig tries to land a flurry of feints to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Danzig charges with a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Weak backs out of it.
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+Weak hits with a barrage of shots to the chest. Danzig gets mad!
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-Danzig tries a series of left feints to the head, but Weak deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 1 of 23 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 90-84
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Weak covers up.
Danzig moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Danzig attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Danzig throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Danzig fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Weak quickly backs away.
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-Danzig tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Danzig probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Danzig lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Danzig attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Weak backs out of it.
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-Danzig paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Danzig lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig tries to land a right left to the jaw, but Weak stays away from it.
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+Weak connects with Danzig with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Danzig lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Danzig fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Weak connects with a roundhouse to the mouth. Danzig ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 83 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 100-93
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Weak covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Danzig throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Weak backs out of it.
-Danzig tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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+Weak tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth. Danzig is hurt!
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-Danzig launches a volley of combinations to the chest, but Weak leaps aside.
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-Danzig probes with a volley of left combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Weak takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig attacks with a straight right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig fires a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig tries a pair of combinations to the face, but misses.
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-Danzig launches a jab to the nose, but falls short.
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-Danzig attempts a series of combinations to the mouth, but Weak hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 66 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 110-102
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Weak covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.
-Danzig throws a series of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig paws a pair of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Danzig paws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig probes with a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Danzig lunges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Weak leaps aside.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Weak covers himself well.
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-Danzig tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig tries to land a volley of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
+Weak punches Danzig with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Danzig throws a roundhouse to the temple, but falls short.
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-Danzig throws a uppercut to the nose, but Weak ties him up.
-Danzig tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig tries to land a pair of shots to the head, but Weak steps aside.
-Danzig tries a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Danzig throws a volley of shots to the eye, but Weak ducks.
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-Danzig charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Danzig attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Weak blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 76 punches.
Danzig The Great won the round 10-9
Danzig The Great is winning the fight 120-111
Weak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 5: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 6: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 7: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 8: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 9: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 10: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 11: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 12: Danzig The Great 10-9
Total Score: Danzig The Great 120-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 5: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 6: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 7: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 8: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 9: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 10: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 11: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 12: Danzig The Great 10-9
Total Score: Danzig The Great 120-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 5: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 6: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 7: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 8: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 9: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 10: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 11: Danzig The Great 10-9
Round 12: Danzig The Great 10-9
Total Score: Danzig The Great 120-111
Danzig The Great wins by decision!
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