Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Dress Code defeated hahahaman by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, December 21, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Dress Code!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dress is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Dress lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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+Hahahaman tosses a barrage of shots to the stomach!!
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-Dress tries to land a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
+Dress hits with a series of solid crosses to the eye. Hahahaman laughs!
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-Dress probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
+Dress hurts Hahahaman with a flurry of glancing uppercuts to the mouth! Hahahaman covers up.
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-Dress throws a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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+Dress hits Hahahaman with a barrage of off balance crosses to the temple.
Dress lands a thundering right cross to the jaw and Hahahaman falls senseless!!
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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dress attempts a right left to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dress launches a right to the jaw, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Hahahaman hits with a volley of powerful blows to the head.
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+Dress throws a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dress Code landed 15 of 39 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dress Code won the round 10-8
Dress Code is winning the fight 10-8
Dress doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dress is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
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-Dress attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Dress attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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+Dress hits Hahahaman with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Dress tags Hahahaman with a volley of light hooks to the face.
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+Hahahaman tosses a series of furious blows to the ribs. Dress seems wobbly!
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-Dress paws a right hook to the chin, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Dress tags Hahahaman with a pair of shots to the nose. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dress Code landed 16 of 41 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dress Code won the round 10-9
Dress Code is winning the fight 20-17
Dress doesn't even want to rest!
Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dress is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
+Dress fires a barrage of crosses to the mouth.
Dress lands a slow motion uppercut and Hahahaman goes over backwards!!
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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dress attacks with a pair of right uppercuts to the head, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
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+Dress hits with a barrage of nice crosses to the nose.
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-Dress launches a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
+Hahahaman shakes Dress with a left to the chest! Dress asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters study each other.
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-Dress throws a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Dress tosses a hard left to the head!!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Dress pops Hahahaman with a stinging uppercut to the eye.
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+Hahahaman rocks Dress with a series of quick punches to the head. Dress retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dress Code landed 17 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches.
Dress Code won the round 10-8
Dress Code is winning the fight 30-25
Dress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dress is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
-Dress attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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+Dress tosses a barrage of hooks to the head.
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-Dress charges with a flurry of left roundhouses to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Dress hits Hahahaman with a pair of loud uppercuts to the temple.
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+Hahahaman smacks Dress with a pair of mean shots to the face!
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-Dress paws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Hahahaman blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dress Code landed 15 of 43 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dress Code won the round 10-9
Dress Code is winning the fight 40-34
Dress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dress is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.
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+Dress pounds Hahahaman with a flurry of hard shots to the chin!! Hahahaman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dress lands a thundering left blow to the temple and Hahahaman is knocked off his feet!!
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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dress launches a flurry of blows to the chin, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Dress attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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+Dress hits with a volley of crosses to the jaw.
-Dress fires a barrage of crosses to the head, but misses completely.
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+Dress fires a roundhouse to the mouth. Hahahaman is hurt!
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+Hahahaman suprises Dress with a barrage of strong blows to the temple.
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+Hahahaman shakes Dress with a volley of hooks to the head!
+Hahahaman lands a flurry of hard blows to the head!
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-Dress throws a barrage of roundhouses to the eye, but misses completely.
+Dress throws a cross to the mouth. Hahahaman covers up.
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+Dress tags Hahahaman with a volley of hard uppercuts to the eye!
Dress lands a ferocious right blow to the head and Hahahaman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dress throws a series of right blows to the jaw, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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BELL
Dress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let hahahaman continue the fight! Dress Code wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dress Code 10-8
Round 2: Dress Code 10-9
Round 3: Dress Code 10-8
Round 4: Dress Code 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dress Code 10-8
Round 2: Dress Code 10-9
Round 3: Dress Code 10-8
Round 4: Dress Code 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dress Code 10-8
Round 2: Dress Code 10-9
Round 3: Dress Code 10-8
Round 4: Dress Code 10-9
Dress Code wins by a technical knockout!
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